How can l get a bigger dick?
>>28537637
Ask someone nicely for it.
If there was an effective method every guy on Earth would have a big dick and someone would be making billions off the method.
>>28537676
There has to be a way
>>28537690
Why does there have to be?
Do you also think there has to be away for man to fly using only his arms?
>>28537675
Are dick transplants a thing? Can I get one from tranny or something?>tfw tiny pencil dick and no way to improve it
>>28537702
I was insinuating that you were gay and required a larger cock to satisfy your greedy gay ass. The joke was that you could just ask someone with a larger dick to fuck you by asking nicely.
>>28537752
That's not helpful, familaya. I need a big dick, stat!
>>28537781
You need some 'acceptance and dealing with it' stat
>>28537637
>>28537690
Lose weight. That's all you can do. Even if you're skinnyfat, lose weight.
I remember when I was 15-16 and thinking my dick was a nice size. Not huge, but a nice size. As I got older, I gained more and more weight until my dick was barely breaching 5.3 inches. I kept remembering how my dick used to look, and after months of hating myself, I decided to get /fit/.
Long story short, I got into shape and my dick is now a strong looking 6.2 inches.
Also while I was typing this, my boss sauntered by and I'm pretty sure he read some of that. Lose weight for me and my sacrifice pls
>>28537637
put it in a vacuum cleaner hose for 10 minutes a day. You might loss the ability to become erect.
get one of those extender things. it will make dick longer, but not thicker
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25809129
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18990153
Bathmate definitely works, I got a $15 one from dhgate. I've yet for find anything that works on length though. Better a normal tiny dick at 5.5" than a 5.5" needle dick though, it also nearly doubles my flaccid length and girth for about 6 to 10 hours. Now I have a bulge. This was the worst part of wearing chinos for me before, no package is too obvious.
>>28537637
Lose weight and jelq famalam
Have you tried just being yourself? I hear this also works well with the ladies.
>>28537939
All robots are underweight. Only redditors would see dick gains from losing weight. This is stupid advice. I mean I know it's called a boner but it doesn't get bonier if you go from 17.5 bmi to 17.0.
>>28537939
>the jelqing meme
I tried this for 3 months. Nothing happened.
>>28537939
>jelq
Enjoy ur impotence
https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/2zfsxf/i_damaged_my_penis_jelqing_and_it_is_destroying/
suck a bigger dick of its power and make it yours, wash rinse repeat until you get the dick size of your dreams
