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"just look how small anon's dick is. Only 6 inches."
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"just look how small anon's dick is. Only 6 inches."
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>>28537269
>only
>6 inches
I'm 3.8 inches. I was trying not to cry today but thank you.
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>>28537269
Girls with abs look like men..
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>>28537285
that's honestly pathetic. 6 looks small but it gets the job done. you're at chode status.
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>you will never be gangraped by fit amazonian women
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>>28537269
literal gayfag here. i can confirm that this is how girls think. when we get together, we make fun of the small dicks losers my BFF's have had random fun with since last time
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Umm, it's 4 actually
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3 INCHES OF INDIAN FURY YOU STACY FUCKS REEEEE
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>>28537269
All of these women are my fetish.
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My penis is 8x5 and I believe any female would be lucky to have it penetrate their cervix.
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>>28537269
Dees shorties look like dey abs need to just stop. *smacks lips* dey ugly.
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Mine is 7inches which is supposed to be the perfect length for pleasure. Too bad I have an extreme case of Fordyce's spots where it covers my entire shaft so I'm extremely selfconscious about it.
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>>28537269
just roid me up senpai
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>>28537876
My cock is an inch shorter and when I fuck bitches im always hitting their cervix. Granted the women are 5"2'. Im a tall man and love fucking small women.
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>>28537269
"How big are your clits, "ladies"?"
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>>28537269

7.75" of pointless useless flesh here.

no brain + no mouth = no game
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>>28539061

make that no brain + no charm + no looks

My brain is good with logic and math stuff, but social stuff is completely alien to it.
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>>28537269
>tfw 8 inches but antidepressants killed my dick
I wish I still had a libido and a working dick
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>>28539061
>>28539102
I hate you fuckers so much. Imagine how it is for us dicklets who are ugly and stupid.
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>>28538132

They need to be taking massive amounts of roids and hitting the clit pumps hard to get huge clits. Don't know about fitness and figure women, but bodybuilder ones look bigger than some flaccid dicks.
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>>28539148

It's about the same. The only reason a small dick would bother me is not being able to give a full stroke. Then again I just use my index finger and thumb to get off these days. I have become obsessed with penis stretching and pumping. I am making length gains at the expense of cum amount. That may just be due to the fact that I'm approaching 40.
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>>28539148

Don't feel too pissed. My girth is awful. My dick feels like a piece of wet spaghetti when limp. When hard it is less than 4.5" around at places. Jelqs seem to make it skinnier.
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>>28537269
POST MORE GIRLS WITH ABS
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>>28539294

The only ones I got are completely jacked full-on bodybuilders. I don't like figgies as much.
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Why would I care about what some incredibly fast women closing in on the wall at very high speed think.
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>>28537269
>Only 6 inches
Try harder fag
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What the fuck is wrong with her original stomach*
sorry
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>tfw 8 inch dick length
>tfw 2 inch girth


it's like a fucking pencil.
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>>28539148
Why would you be mad. If anything you should be happy they have it better than you but still as much of a loser
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>>28537269
>man abs
no thanks.
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>>28539367
>mfw my index finger is fatter than your dick

Please be joking.
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>tfw bitches love your 4x3
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>>28539403

> human abs
Literally all you need to do is diet and do some crunches. Most women have abs if they are not destroyed by childbirth.
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I'm well above 6, somehow this thread made me laugh.
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>>28539367

> 2 inches
How is this possible? Assuming a perfect circle, circumference = 3.14*diameter. that would make your diameter 0.63", barely enough for a pee stream.
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>>28539528

micropenis, I also have major phimosis.
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>>28537269
this actually happened to me except it was my sister and her friends. my sister begged her friends not to tell people at school but they did and the only time a girl got close to me was to see if i actually did have a small dick.

fucking kill me
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>>28537269
>implying I care what those skinny twigs think
sorry anon, I'm attracted to real women
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>>28537269

i bet those girls are actually very nice and have a better work ethic than anyone that frequents this board.
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here i sit and look at this picture while eating pizza in my mom's house.

it's not delivery. it's digiorno.
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>>28539601
You should really post a picture.
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>tfw 3 inches erect
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>>28539728
Yeah real women, REAL fat pieces of shit
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>>28541074
show it erect then
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>>28537269
*horniness from being bullied by girls intensifies* jk, *homicide rage increases*.
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>>28537269
It gets bigger when I pull
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why does it matter how big my dick is when no girl will ever see it?
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>>28541074

>not hard
We both know you could be a grower and that your lying.
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>>28541074
Get it hard you double nig
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>tfw 5.5incher
JUST
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>>28539367
post pic

0riginel
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>>28537925
Higiene, trim the pubes and use man1 oil.
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>>28537925
>Fordyce spots (also termed Fordyce granules[1] or Fordyce disease)[1][2] are visible sebaceous glands that are present in most individuals.
Literally who cares
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