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''Don't skip me please!'' edition

Tags:

r9komegler
omegler9k
r9k

Extra tags:

womenarentrobots (no women basically)
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>>28536755
>r9komegler
shouldn't this be r9komegle?
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>>28537014

bots use that a lot. thats why people use r9komegler instead of r9komegle. It's also a misdirection to normies who would assume that to ''troll'' us robots.
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>>28537032
Ah, okay, frienderino
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>>28537032
what bots? are you fuckin retarded? the only bot that haunts r9komegle is the furry feet guy that comes every now and then but he adds every tag of every thread
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bump

fuck you janitor
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>>28538405
bump

his name is robot and he wants oc
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bump, pump it up, bump the jam
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only real robots blackbox
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I'm gonna get really drunk and cut myself up tonight, should be fun
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>>28540899
Have fun.

Currently banned on omegle ;___;
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>>28540943
Didn't you promise to stop coming here for your safety and to stop hurting others? I'm not up to date.
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>>28540943
please respond to me on skype i love you.
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mfw someone rerolled from me after a while because she couldn't handle the autism
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>>28541031
she blocked me : /
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>>28540943
So much for not being allowed to post legally. How long until fat autist comes back?
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>>28540943
fuck off tripfag scum you arent welcome here
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who the fuck did this
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oh no, the children are back home from school
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>>28540943
>mfw that faggot always skips me but stays for a girl

thirsty fuck
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>>28541870
Same, I hate that little kid, and the few girls that actually bothered to talk to him tell he he's a cuck
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tfw no one wants to shotgun some brews with me
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>>28540943
make more videos pls, the last one was ultra comfy
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>>28541870
>tfw i cucked him and took his girl
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anyone on? i cant connect with anyone with those tags
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>>28536755
this is 4 u bob
https://soundcloud.com/mortification/the-song-of-bob
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my socialist gf is on

pic related, my socialist gf
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>>28540943
eliza why are you bleeding? did you smear your period blood on your face? i hope you are ok.
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>>28543322
nothing triggers me more than a fucking socialist/communist, they should all be executed
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>>28543322
She's not your gf you fucking faggot, she's my gf alright, so you better stay away from her before I kick your fucking ass
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>>28543322
she looks underage familia.
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>>28543382
ianque de merda

here, have a long look at what you'll never have: a qt socialist gf
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>tfw cucked by swede
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>>28543014
Same. Think they're doing webcam only
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another qt who supports socialism. no wonder you're all virgins
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>>28543487
which is the swede in question?
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How do you people even talk to each other, what do you talk about?
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>>28543574
this one has a stalin calendar
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>>28543691
if you run into this girl, tell her "KOM TILL PAPPSEN GULLET"
no questions asked, just do it
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You ditched me guy who asked if sweden was cucked!
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Is my nazi gf on
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say it with me: JEW! JEW! JEW! JEW! JEW! JEW!
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>>28536755
This shit is cancer for real
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>>28543938
WE TAKE IT AND WE GIVE IT TO THE PEOPLE! LONG LIVE SOCIALISM!
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>>28543938
I never knew noodle was real
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BURGUES NO PASARAN!
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>>28543691
Emmanuel BTFO
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>>28544115
infantile yankee

a beautiful woman like this could never respect you as a man
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>>28544287
stupid cunt dc's me because im a girl
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>tfw on the hunt for top banter but only find boring lonely people

Put some fucking effort in Jesus Christ
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>>28544095
>>28544115
So confused, is this actually a trap? Would appreciate a real answer no memeing
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>>28544287
>beautiful
Nah man,she's average
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>>28544440
I will be on in a while my man ;)
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>>28544533
lay off the pipe, uncle tom
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>>28544526
It's a guy, he keeps selfposting trying to be relevant.
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>>28544533
Not even average
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>>28544547
I'm going to sleep, can't afford to get used to going to bed too late :(
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the amount of food this woman eats could feed five kids under socialism
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>>28544663
sam3faggot
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>tfw minnesota boy won't sing you folk songs like he did for other anons
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>>28544935
who is minnesota man
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>tfw people skip you so much omegle makes you type captcha before every conversation now

>tfw you do captcha only to be immediately disconnected from afterwards

bye guys
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>>28544684
so five kids and like 30 bureaucrats?
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>>28544684
I want to put children inside her body
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>>28545767
Same shit happened to me anon.
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>>28545767
>>28546228

is there a better alternative website for this? I am legit pissed about the captcha
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good to see it's a buncha fucks on here again
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Why did you have to scare Arianna away
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>>28546603
Is she actually gone or has she simply not been on camera for a few days?
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>>28546246


hahaha that is great
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"kys chad"

thanks r9k
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>>28543206
MARCO <3 MUCH love is being expressed right now BY BOB
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FUfk help me im drink fuck give comfort
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>>28547192
i remember my first beer too
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>>28540943
anon no!!!
if you see me i got a big ass mirror behind me
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>>28547221
ive never had beeer onyl vodka ):
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someone tell this fucking guy to drink water
he's not ok and i'm concerned
let's make him have a good night and not be too depressed ok?
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>>28547492
i was a bit worried about him too.
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>>28547492
Worrying about an underage faggot attention whoring, what is this
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>>28547878
its >>28547492
I noticed that a lot of kids come on here
which is really fucking dissapointing when they give you the whole "I hate life" speech
I'm 25, and I mean, I hated life up until few months ago where I tried to better myself, which I have, big time, I am proud of what I've done and I still got a long ass fucking way to go.
I just wish they don't come here to fucking seek attention.
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dabs man
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folks are out of control here abort abort abort
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>>28547965
dont tread on me!
>>28548036
bob its your boy
you got your tequila? i got my wine and shit
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>>28548177
i switched things up and got Kraken. lord help me.
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>>28548177
what up anon
>normies
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dead god, this tag on omeggle is so dead, its like the lonely hearts club band
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its a nightmare guys
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>>28548268
we always dabbin then you fuck off on me
>>28548252
5 beers now switching to wine
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>everyone is in video chat
normies out I want to live in peace
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>>28548596
which guy are you my man
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>>28548754
fucking mirror man
got the mirror in the back
spiked hair
fucking red shirt
you?
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I made Blowie Joey laugh, but forgot to cap.
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>>28544684
Someone send her a marriage proposal from me, my name is anon
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Sailor boy did that bitch move out yet
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omggg bl0xxxxxxs
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>>28548740
FUCKING THIS WTF

why is everyone such an attention whore??
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>>28543322
>socialist
>stupid fucking teenager

story checks out
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fuck i was in chat with a black dude for a good hour giving him tips on social shit and then my internet fucked up
he was all insecure about social shit too

dude if youre reading this
i dont want you thinking i nexted you and shit
i spoke to you long enough to know you were nervous about that shit
and also
try talking to people
they may not talk to you for as long as me but dont let that bring you down lil bro
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>>28549560
I'm just there because no one's in text anon
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>>28549645
im talking to an anon on text and we're having a pretty good conversation
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>>28540943
Kill yourself, tripscum
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I keep telling people I won't come here anymore, but here I am :p
Scared to show my face because then they'll know I have 0 self control lol
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>that guy who just put me in his 'archive'
Creepy Desu.
Anyone else see that guy?
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>>28549920
yeah, hes pretty chill tbj
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>>28549920
he is some ugly fuck that thinks he is some l33t h4ck3r because he knows basic programming
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>not talking to the comfiest fucking nigga on this entire tag
this guy is fucking DOPE
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to the sailor hat dude guy with the piano and out of tune guitar:
my internet cut out, sorry about that
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I don't get how you guys can actually reveal yourselves. I don't even want to black-box.
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>>28549920
????
What is the archive?
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>>28550530
he saves ip along with a snapshot of you and if someone manages to not find him boring (which is pretty fucking hard) and speaks to him he will save the chatlog
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is there anyone still on?
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>>28551195
im still with
>>28550305
because he's too bro i want him all to my fucking self
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australian femanon is a cunt
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i think he's OD'ing. someone send help quick
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where's the nazi chick?
its beard man with the fro
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the king is his throne. if anyone has any transcripts from the king please post them
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>>28551685
wow, still posting yourself, you just dont give up do you?
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yet another socialist qt
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>>28551581
i accidentally told him something about his gf that upset him. should've kept it to myself
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>>28551884
tell us what you told him and we will judge whether he's got reason or not
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>>28536755
This is incredibly awkward, yall are weird but kinda good looking too
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>>28551884
he got so angry at what you told him he's now cutting
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>>28551685
WHO is this guy?

i feel like i've asked this before, but what does he go by? where is he from?
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drank with an anon, 9 out of 10 would do again
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>>28551906
that his e-gf was interested in hitting up some guy a few weeks ago. didn't think it was a big deal and not that serious
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Omegle drinking game
>every time some one responds take a drink
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>>28552174
I thought the point of drinking games was to get drunk.
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dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke
dyke
dyke
dyke
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>>28552343
Gold is my gf desu
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>>28550305
He always 'reeee's and skips me. I just want to talk to him pls
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>>28536755
>r9komegler

Are people actually using that or is it a cheeky ruse?
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>>28552343
She's back?

origiano roboto
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>>28552743
nah, that's an old capture
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>>28552689
Read the first few posts
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>>28550457
It's just r9k.
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Hey it's me pepe
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someone get on!!! pls
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empty on a friday night, of course

fucking normalshits go die of alcohol poisoning
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>>28553474
You'll be old enough to drink one day junior!
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>>28536755
>failed normie general

fuck off to /soc/ or whatever all of you

>>28552999
>/r9k/
>revealing themselfs

robots don't even have FB, you just talking with /soc/ in there.
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>>28553521
Real niggers wear masks
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> tfw ruby won't be your gf
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>tfw will never get to camsex with that qt trap from NM.
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>omegle general
>Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Where are you fuckers
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Feels good to expose idiocy in humans.
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called a black kid a nigger earlier, i feel sad now. we should be helping
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5 AM text chat bump
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