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Masturbation > Sex

Am I the only one?
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>>28536501
>Am I the only one?
no, I'm sure there are millions of people that have awful sex
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>>28536534
I've had great sex. But by and large it's disappointing and built up so much and rarely worth the effort involved to get it.

Masturbation has so many advantages.
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>>28536501
I've never had the pleasure, so its really my only option
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We crave sex so much, it's the reason we masturbate in the first place

Yet once we are having sex for real, we think"man, jerking off is more pleasurable than this"

Then again, I am death gripped. Maybe I should not touch my dick for a whole week before fucking a girl to get the full effect of pussy
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>>28536501
Bad sex > masturbation > good sex
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>>28537796
Wurt?
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Neh, I'm sort of the same way. You're not alone. But keep your options open.
At least try to meet a femanon or something.
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>>28536501
Tulpa sex is where things are at.
>visual hallucinations of your hot waifu
>auditory hallucinations of her dirty talk
>tactile hallucinations of her thighs pressing against yours, her lips touching yours

Unfortunately I can't do olfactory hallucinations, but you can always scent the room.

inb4 "but that's just advanced masturbation anon"
Yes it is, but the experience is akin to several golden coins.
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>>28537796
Idiot, you reversed the signs
Bad sex is LESS THAN masturbation which is LESS THAN good sex
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