>guests are coming over
>hide in the forest
And you??
Hide in the forest
My forest gets invaded constantly by dark spirits
>>28536182
I have literally done this twice
>guests are coming over
>I won't put on clothes so they stay downstairs
I've dealt with this problem many, many times.
There is a NEET rubicon that's crossed once you hit about 23 or 24. It's at that point where you are utterly humiliated to be living with your parents. When I was, say 22, it may have seemed a bit odd but I could always claim I'm doing it to save money.
But now, I'm in full-on "lie to others about my living situation" mode on the rare occasion I leave the premises. And when guests come over to see my parents, I high-tail it into my room, bring a 2-liter and some snacks with me, a piss jug (no bullshit, can't chance being seen), put on my headphones and wait it out.
They once had a couple they knew from college who stayed for three days. Weeks before, I was already adjusting my sleeping schedule to be nocturnal and avoid them.
I'm becoming a better, more cunning NEET with each passing day. My dream is to be seen by nobody save for my parents and my doctor when I have to do my annual check-up.
>>28536182
R U ME
i leave at 4am when everyone sleeping and come back when i know it's clear and act like nothing happend. i dont even care anymore
>>28536230
This is the most comfy thing I've seen in a long time.
