HELP ME, /r9k/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epe1NVP9NwA
Someone is trying to break into my house.
What the fuck do it do?!?!?!!?
Screech REEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT as loud as you can
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE IS ON THE ROOF FUCK FUCK FUCK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mAoy_JyphM
>>28535653
Call the cops dummy
such funny much meme
>>28535678
I did, but it takes them an average of 30 minutes to get here. Also, I live out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere!
shit fuck
post about it some more on /r9k/
the dank memes will keep them at bay
>>28535715
Should I just pay them to leave me alone?
Jesus fucking christ I don't even own anything fancy why the fuck would they rob me out of all people?!?!?
>>28535754
use your innate self defense mechanism and shit yourself in front of them. there's no way they'll want to stick around after that.
I just got off the phone with 911.
They're sending someone over, but it's gonna take about 20 - 40 god damn minutes.
WHAT THE FUCK
Do you people now understand why weapons are important? Shoot them.
Grab a knife and play this while you hunt them down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97fFYsMbVvE
>>28535817
Empty your shit and piss jars at them
>>28535826
america has some pretty isolated areas thanks to its sheer size. considering law enforcement can't be everywhere at once, guns just make sense given the facts
this might have something to do with that other video you uploaded of yourself taking out a bunch of cash at an ATM
>>28535889
IT WAS JUST A FUCKING JOKE
>>28535901
criminals out for an easy score don't know that
>>28535901
>IT WAS JUST A FUCKING JOKE
Now somebody is going to shoot you in the face for being 'funny'. Were the three clicks worth it?
>>28535923
FUCK OFF I'M GONNA DIE
It's me, OP. Sven, the local plumber. Let me in. I desperately need to check your water meter.
vifif
>>28535940
>FUCK OFF I'M GONNA DIE
Don't freak out, son. You need to be calm. Are they already inside of the house?
if they wanted to break in they would have done so already. its probably some family member trying to get your attention
>>28535817
>Cops literally tell you it might be 40 minutes until they can assist you
Jesus Christ, no wonder Amerifats need guns
>>28536009
they're just a few blocks away but they're likely on a union break
>>28535977
They are outside. There are at least two of them talking right now.
They stopped banging on the wall and window. Maybe they heard me typing.
>>28536009
It sounds like bullshit honestly
One time I called the cops on some dude writing some "rip faggot" thing into freshly poured cement and the cops swung by in under 6 minutes without sirens or anything.
Sounds like they're ripping planks off my house
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEEx6nnq910
what the fuck
i'm so fucking scared right now
jag gillar din kanal
>inb4 parents locked themselves out of the house and OP is too autistic to actually look whos banging out there
>>28536036
I doubt he lives in the city. some "small" counties the size of a small country are literally policed by just a single sheriff and deputy
>>28536025
Do you have anything to arm yourself? Medium- to long-ranged, if possible.
>>28536055
They aren't supposed to be home for 2 more hours
>>28536062
I have a pair of scissors in my room. I just locked the door and it sounds like they're still talking outside.
>>28535617
Try to sneak out of the house you moron
>>28536085
>I just locked the door
Not enough. If they want to get inside, they will. You need to barricade yourself. Use a dresser or any other heavy object.
>>28536085
Close your eyes running toward them and just stab anon, you can do it, kill the 2 trespassers that could not be your parents.
posting in ebin thread
ORIGINALE
>>28536085
well what are they saying faggot? put a cup up against the wall and listen in
>>28536131
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbLWDRC9VUk
I don't have anything to block the door with! The fuck do I do?!?!?
>>28536157
I can't tell. It's in german or something.
OP you have to kill them.
OP here.
False alarm. No need for cops.
Everything is fine now.
You have to let them in, OP, they're your new designated refugee tenants. You don't want to go to prison, do you?
>>28536211
oh thats good. godspeed OP
>>28536211
The cops are on their way, and they're going to shoot to kill. You can't stop the inevitable.
You chose this fate, tell your loved ones to run.
I live in Texas and this would have never happened here. My father owns 4 firearms and I got my first one as a birthday present quite recently.
Killing anyone who is violating your property should be a fundamental human right.
>>28536211
nice try, burglars, but you won't escape the swift hand of justice that easily! you'll have to pay for killing the real OP by serving a minimum of two years in scandinavian prison!
>>28536211
If it was a false alarm who was that outside your house?
>>28536169
>razer
What a fag.
>>28536330
going by his two other youtube videos that are public, he also watches normie tier podcasts for faggots
I hope OP dies
Probably just a hired carpenter, or his dad, doing some work and OP got the idea to pretend it was a burglar to farm (You)'s.
I'm on to your tricks, neet.
>>28536258
RIP OP
-What a faggot
>>28536450
Alright alright.
You got me.
>>28535817
grab a knife you dickless fuck he enters the house stab him.
>>28536085
>scissors
you know what you must do
>>28536211
Then who was noise?
>>28536866
My family reconstructing the sides of the house.
>>28536923
This sounds really suspicious. Weren't your parents going to come home in 2 hours?
>>28536965
>OP is dead and the robbers are now posting in his place
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