>be me
>be first in line waiting for the bus
>would always stand by the kerb and look for busses coming
>when one came I'd shout it out
>'12 to Wallsend boarding!' for example
>used to get weird looks but didn't understand why
I didn't stop doing this until I was like 21, I only did it when I was first in queue. I guess I thought of myself as a conductor type guy. I want to kill myself when I think about the line of people at busy times who just let me shout shit out without stopping me.
>>28534959
Kekekekek you're hilarious anon
>>28534959
Lmao just let it go, anon. Odds are most of those people who saw you have forgotten all about it, even though it is pretty weird. Can't really do anything about it now other than look back and laugh.
>>28534959
Bu why? To let it be known you're going on it?
>>28534959
one day I got on a wrong bus TWICE because I was busy daydreaming and didn't look at the bus number properly, if you were there anon this would never happen
>Waiting for dad at a train station
>See him, run to him and give him a big hug
>Turns out it's not him, just someone who looks somewhat similar
>I'm a 18 year old hugging some random stranger
>Dad was watching the entire time
>Think I'm balding so always wear a hat
>Been wearing a hat for 2 years due to this
>Absolutely hate hats
>Girls at college know me as the guy with the hat
>They often ask me questions in a judgmental way like "do you sleep with it on?"
>Have you ever washed it
>People often pull it off my head when sitting in college
>I grab the back of my head and hide
>They usually give it back to me after a few minutes
>For those few minutes I feel like I would be better off dead
>One time show up late to a college lecture
>The lecturer stops the lesson and says "Ah, you're here I thought you were cleaning your hat today"
>Entire class bursts out laughing
>Finally open up to a friend about it
>He asks to show him where I'm balding
>Pull hat off
>He says I'm not balding at all
>>28536290
>tfw no autismal buddy to make sure I get the right bus
>>28536348
this one caused me physical pain
>wallsend
As in wallsend, England?
W-whereabouts
>>28536393
thats hilarious and is entirely your fault. ironically, some people think that wearing a hat all the time may lead to going bald
>>28536198
It still hurts.
>>28536245
No I did it for every bus, I suppose to let people know what was coming.
>>28536544
Newcastle.
>>28536622
I'm from wallsend desu senpai.
>Sitting at back of class looking at cute girl in front
>Start touching myself
>Plan to cum and then ask to go to the toilet to clean up
>After a few minutes note the caretaker looking at me from outside though the window
>As soon as our eyes meet he walks off
>He never said anything about it to anyone
>Pretty sure he was a pedo
>>28536644
Shithole desuI was born in Sunderland :(
>>28536393
A fellow hat autist
>been wearing a beanie for a year now because I have shit tier hair that always looks like i'm in the early stage of balding even though I'm likely not
>do a shit job of trimming my own hair because i'm too much of a sperg to get it cut which makes it look even worse
>not too long ago I heard some random girls saying something like "He's STILL wearing that hat" while walking into college
>>28536772
Yeah it's not as bad as Sunderland though kek. But walking through wallsend is like seeing actual mutants.
Pic related
>tells "friends" who i like
>friends spread it
>valentines day
Oh dear
>decides to make valentines card
>gets rejected
>left school
>secret safe
>no friends
Kill me
>>28536772
Holy shit man i'm from sunderland too
>chatting up cute girl at bar
>Shes on my lap
>She starts putting lip chap on me
>shewantsit.jpg
>I do nothing and go home
>>28536393
Are you retarded?
Who even does this
