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>hang around bars and clubs weekend nights
>key normieshit cars
>>28534871
go into a mischief thread
don't greentext
@28535210
>go into mischief thread
>use wrong quoting format so you miss out on a (you)
>GO INTO MISCHIEF THREAD
>USE CAPS
>>28534871
>go to church
>don't put money in collection plate
>>28535337
>go to church
>give god my money
>I'm actually an atheist so god is going to spend heathen money
Who else has /btfo/ a deity?
>do a shit
>don't wipe my ass
>post on /r9k/
>dating three women at once
>customer asks me if we have anymore of product in the back
>go to the back and just walk around for a 30 seconds and don't look for what they're asking for
>tell them we don't have what they're looking for
>>28534871
>in reality you've never been near one in a day in your life
>you're too afraid to even do simple social tasks let alone key someone's car
>>28534871
>go into a thread
>find a point someone made, who articulated it well
>post a fedora reply to discredit them
>>28535364
>go to Mass
>"Do you believe in God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth..."
>"I do"
>I don't
God BTFO
>>28535426
>be that customer
>I actually wasn't going to buy that product, just wanted to make you to work at my command.
>>28535426
>customer asks if we have a product
>straight up tell them we don't
>I have no idea whether we really have the product or not
>>28535497
>instead of actual work I get to walk around out back for a couple minutes
>thats a couple more minutes until I get to clock out
>I hope he wants help finding something next
>take a walk early in the morning saturday and sunday
>find wallets from drunk normies
>take the money if any
>piss on it
>laugh knowing some other normie will pick it up
>apply for a job as a farm hand
>don't have the 1yr of farming experience required
>>28535525
Ive lost so much shit stumbling my way home blackout drunk... hit me right in the feels :(
>>28535426
>customer calls store to ask if we can hold a certain item for her to pick up
>put her on hold to see if we have it
>don't see it anywhere
>tell her we have it anyway
>don't write her name down
>throw some random related items in cart and write what i think what her name is on it
>leave at the pickup area
>clock out
>>28535448
>crave attention because of mental illness
>namefag on r9k and pretend to be a female normie in hopes of pissing off people due to said desperation for attention, any kind of attention
>>28534871
>Serves three people
>Eat entire thing in one sitting
>orbit girls online and act like a total beta around them
>they give me disgusted half hearted replies but are too "nice girl" to remove me from their friends
>I'm actually masturbating to them treating me like submissive trash and humiliating me
>I actually have a gf and only orbit girls online since its cheaper than buying personalized humiliation videos from clips4sale
>simultaneously increasing the market value of roasties, which means actual betas are going to have a harder time dating them
>Text random hookers on CL asking for nudes
>They ask when I'm coming over
>I keep wasting their time
I wonder how many people I saved from getting aids
>>28536913
One time I lost my shoes, pants, jacket and glasses. I was arrested that night. Bad night.
>drive slowly in the fast lane
>people come roaring up behind me flashing their lights and honking
>don't move into the slow lane
>they inevitably get over and pass me
>as soon as they pass me i get over into the slow lane
>>28535426
>>28535510
I KNEW you lazy fuckers did this.
Look, just accept that people more succesful and useful than you have need of a specific size of pants, so go fucking check!
reeeee
