Virginity survey
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Virgins how old are you and do you think you'll eventually get a gf and have sex. I'm a 32 year old kv male. And I don't care anymore. I try and focus on whatever little joy I have in life.
I wonder who the 1% of 12 yr olds are and why?
>>28534331
Aren't you technically a wizard now?
Impart your wisdom on us, 'o great one
I'm 25. I stopped caring a long ass time ago.
I literally only live to play Melee now.
>>28534331
26 year old kissless virgin
Just kill me now senpai
>>28534331
>tfw if you havent lost your virginity at 25 you'll probably never lose it
Elliot where are you we need you :(
>>28534348
Most likely rape victims and very smooth middle schoolers.
>can still hit the 11%
That means I'm not weird. Perfect.
>>28534331
I lost my virginity at 23 to an escort, twice.
however i don't consider that 'real sex'. so yeah ive had sex, but not really.
>>28534410
We need new words for this.
If you haven't lost your virginity at 18 you have officially failed at your teenage years
Had sex a few times when I was 15
>implying it matters
after 9 years of no sex you're practically a virgin
>>28534459
I don't need you to tell me I failed at my teenage years you fucking faggot.
>tfw you die as 70 years old virign full of bitternes and sadness
>>28534331
>>>28534455
Does sex with my dog count as losing my virginity ??
23 and a virgin. It feels terrible. I can't move past my needs and ignore it. I go on Tinder and OkCupid and don't message anyone. I even apply to Craigslist ads, including mw4m.
I plan to buy a Chinese sex doll when I move out, but I can't find a job so I might be stuck with my parents forever.
I won't use a hooker because I know my experience will be ruined by someone who has no concept of customer service.
>>28534564
The one reason why I would want a dog. My cat licked my dick once but that didn't really work.
Op here. I don't think visiting a prostitute counts. So you still considered a virgin I guess. As a wizard I have no wisdom to pass on. Except as you get older you kinda mellow into your foreveraloneness. It becomes who you are and you wonder how you ended up like this. But more or less you just move on. If you are 25, its highly unlikely you'll escape this.
>>28534566
>ruined by someone who has no concept of customer service.
literally what?
both escorts i had were really nice. she even sweet talked me and immediately gave me a blowjob when i walked in.
I'm 30 and no, I don't think I'll ever have a relationship.
I don't think it's possible for me to ever let anyone get that close.
>>28534331
Never at 4%
IT'S US LADS!
>>28534623
welp
guess that answers that
25, I think I might someday, but really it depends on me finding a girl that is worth my time.
If your company is not preferable to solitude more often than not, I don't go out of my way to associate with you.
>yet whites STILL think they can be robots
/blackfeel/ general lads
>>28534541
I doubt that I'll live to 70. I'll probably kill myself in the next 10 years
>>28534356
This is the proper way of life.
>>28534681
Call and excuse yourself for being a black guy but ask why that's a problem and that you're open minded to racism or whatever. And record it.
At worst you get a fun phone call out of it.
>>28534623
Reading all the reviews online, and what some escorts themselves say, I'm worried that there's a good chance I might end up with one that's not so nice. The memory will be there forever and I find that negative social interaction experiences really haunt me.
>>28534768
she'll probably just hang up + block you
>>28534776
well, they're prostitutes. you should go in expecting them to be kind of shitty. it doesn't matter though, because they want to get paid, and so they'll fuck you regardless of their crap attitude.
"Never" doesn't make sense unless they polled dead people. Also
>yfw you realize 2% lose their virginity at age 11 or earlier
>>28534697
Enough. You live on easy-mode
24.
I honestly can't see myself being in the position to have a GF or having sex until my late twenties at the earliest. Mid thirties at the latest.
>>28534331
I'm somehow in the top 15% of males
how the fuck did i fuck up so badly....
>>28534883
>read endless racism online
>become paranoid irl
>some nigs act out on that paranoia with violence
>causes even more racism
>endless cycle
>>28534331
yet another 25y/o KV reporting...
I dunno if I'll ever bother. I probably could get some action if I tried, but I live in a particularly degenerate country filled with obesity, drug addiction and casual unprotected sex. So girls worth investing effort in are very hard to find, and always outnumbered by guys who want them (ie taken)
When I see women my own age who are always fat as hell and look about 37 in the face it just takes away what little motivation I have left. I'd rather play video games
>>28534331
>17%
I'm not as much of a loser as I though
26
I had so many chances but with the older I got the fewer they became.
I wouldn't mind if it wasn't for people making a big deal about sex and reminding you all the time.
>>28534725
You are 28 years old.
39 and virgin. It used to be quite distressing to me, but over time the feels receded.
At this point, it is no longer such a big deal. I work on my other life goals and don't worry about it so much anymore.
>>28535663
Are you disabled or seriously deformed?
Or do you have some serious mental issues? Genuinely curious.
>>28534776
Basically the more you pay, the better it will be
>>28535681
He's probably just a normal robot but older
If you never actively try hard to find sex you'll probably never get it unless you're a normal
>>28534455
>>28534410
>We need new words for this.
Somebody who has lost their virginity to a prostitute is a "pseudo-virgin."
Somebody has not lost their virginity to a prostitute or a civilian is a "full-virgin."
Somebody who has lost their virginity to a civilian is a "non-virgin."
Civilian = anybody who is not involved in sex-work.
>>28535719
Unless you work at home and literally never leave your house i find it hard to believe a somewhat normal looking person has never had any chances for casual sex unless he has some serious mental/physical issues.
>>28535681
It's not hard to imagine, especially if they have a job that is mostly male orientated.
Past the age of 30, you're going to have to actively try hard to find women. If you don't, then you'll remain a virgin.
Pretty simple.
I have 2 years before I'm fucked.
>>28535749
Well, believe it.
Life is different for us, there is a reason we call you guys "normals."
>>28534348
I lost my virginity at 13
an older boy spent ten months pinning me down and molesting me, emotionally/psychologically abusing me, "grooming" me for when he finally claimed my hymen
I tried to get both parental and school support and they did nothing to help me
>tfw Roastie
>>28535749
not every guy is good at convincing women to have sex.
we all can't just buy a random girl some coffee and have her in bed the same night.
>>28535681
Used to be I didn't take very good care of myself, looked like a tired and worn out hungry skeleton all the time. Physically not bad anymore, I've gained a bit of weight and filled out a little.
Depression and low self esteem were major issues, had some quite rough times in childhood I don't like to talk about much. Wasn't much better after I grew up, either.
Eventually those feels gradually went out like a tide, when I reached my mid-30's. Part of it was finally making some head-way in life, part of it was just getting older, as if some emotional circuit in my brain finally matured.
>>28534331
holy shit the 30+ point of no return wizard status is real, and im approaching it fast (turn 27 in 2 months)
brehs
is it over?
>>28534331
Had a chance to lose it at 13 with my oneitis, but beta'd out. 24, KV and will most likely die alone soon.
>>28535749
Do you think sex magically happens any time a man sees a woman?
>>28535161
You've held hands?!
Lucky.
>>28535749
Nope, I'm in college and live on campus and still nothing
>>28535803
I am 26 and yes it's over.
My only hope is to become a pseudo-virgin by employing a prostitute.
>>28535749
This is why you are normalscum.
>>28534331
28, but escort, so it doesn't really count.
>>28534331
Lost it at 24. Sort of wish I didn't. The intimacy was great but I wish I'd kept it for a non-slut.
>>28535786
where exactly was this middle/high school guy getting regular access to you to molest and eventually rape you? somewhere on school grounds? I'm asking out of curiosity cause of the 0.1% chance I might have a daughter some day
>>28535681
Thinking over your question a bit more, I'd like to add one other factor.
I'm Asian, my father is a first-generation immigrant and quite conservative (mom passed away when I was a kid). So I also have a bit of that repressed sex-is-for-procreation mindset, too.
I still would like to marry some day and have children, but it's getting to the age where that becomes increasingly difficult.
>>28535161
Sounds like America to me
>>28536005
>believing sex is for procreation
>repression
God, I fucking hate today's degeneracy.
>>28534459
Where you you think you are?
>>28535816
oh, it should say 25y/o handholdless & hugless KV sorry
>>28536020
I wish, in the USA I might have a chance because of the sheer number of people.
I'm Ausfag and surrounded by crystal meth & heroin addicts and people with gonorrhea. We don't even have any kind of cool degeneracy here it's just shit.
lost is at 20 feels cool reading these threads cause I once believed I was gonna die a virgin lol fuck Hillary Clinton
>20
>skinnyfat white male
>diagnosed with aspergers
>poor
Not any time soon
