>hey ching, I heard anon has a REALLY big penis!
yeh and its only for white women so back off yao ling
*teleports behind you*
It's actually well below average in length and girth
*teleports back*
>Reminder that asn pussy was LITERALLY made for White Dick
>>28534039
all pussy was literally made for penis, thats how evolution works silly billy
>>28534039
they don't seem to think about much else
>mfw it doesn't matter how much i wanna fuck or how much girls wanna fuck, cause i'm a recluse with a fear of intimacy
>>28534009
*watches you teleport behind my decoy*
"Heh... what is this, amateur hour?"
*unseaths darkened katana of the void*
>>28534383
*animates from pile of leaves behind your hidden stance*
*Smirks grimly*
*Heh...I guess it is.*
*exposes sai from trenchcoat sleeve*
*Nothin personnel...kid*
>>28534611
*it was a hologram*
it's time to end this little charade.....
>>28534786
*watches on from a rooftop, spinning my abyssal dagger of terror in my hand*
Peons, maybe I'll put a stop to this.
>>28534840
>>28534786
>>28534611
>>28534383
>>28534009
what an epic battle
>>28534786
>>28534840
*swiftly reaches within pouch of eternal conjuration and withdraws a staff of arcane mysticism*
Heh..not my first rodeo!
*taps staff onto the ground and becomes enveloped in a +100 defensive aura*
*raises sai and staff in crossed stance*
En garde!
I have an 8" cock and I'm over 6', where can I take advantage of this
>>28534958
please dude I'm trying to watch the battle
>>28534945
Heh, pretty good...
... for a beginner.
*calls upon the spirit of darkness to cancel out your shield and watch as you're dragged into the abyss*
At least you tried, kiddo.
>>28534985
*a newcomer enters*
Watching your little skirmish has greatly amused me. But what you don't know is your all my puppets, and you dance to my every tune.
*teleports in front of you*
*teleports behind you*
*teleports onto roof of building*
Now you see my true power, roach.
Red flags
>she's a "nerd" gamer
>>28535107
*teleports you to the shadow realm*
heh, nothin personnel......kid........
>>28535356
*traps you in a bubble of darkness*
Heh, this is MY realm kiddo
>>28535381
*joins the fight*
ha, you're in my domain, and i dont take kindly to strangers
*take off cloak to reveal burn scars and tattoo'd face*
are you ready?
>>28535381
*it was a hologram*
I can do this all day, kiddo...
*draws my katana and slices your head clean off in one fell swoop*
the weak should just die...
>>28535443
Ready? Ha! I've been ready... The question is...Are you?
>>28535462
*my decoy falls to the ground*
Heh, nice try puppet. I can fight both if you at once. Nothin personnel kids...
>>28534009
>>28534383
>>28534611
>>28534786
>>28534840
>>28534945
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>>28535107
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>>28535462
I love you guys
I mean that, you guys are just great
>>28535506
Alright, I hope you're ready for my final trick...
*pulls out notebook and pen*
Did someone say white women were made for BIG BLACK COCK?
>>28535543
Good luck deciphering my name, whelp, whilst you are being asphyxiated by my demon serpent!
HAA!
*signals a massive underworld anaconda to constrict your body*
>>28535703
*my burnt face glows and a large firestorm is brewing around me as we speak*
Oh you better believe i'm ready kid.. you could say im... warming up
*directs fire at your anaconda freeing anon*
>>28535703
*writes the anaconda's name in my book*
*it immediately keels over dead*
*I wipe my immensely sweaty brow, readjust my fat rolls, and write a single 4 letter name in the book*
"anon"
*everyone who ever posted anonymously on 4chan has a heart attack*
>mfw a BWC thread turns out to be an epic battle of magic and cunning
He thinks 5 inches is big
>>28535906
Anon I'm trying to watch this battle, shitpost somewhere else
>>28535819
did you say anaconda?
>>28535819
>>28535790
*withdraws 27 sided die and whispers to it in my cuffed hands*
"Nemo nisi mors..."
*LEAPS INTO THE AIR, SPINNING 360 DEGREES AND HEAVING THE DIE*
I will cast my own destiny!
>>28535890
shut up asshole. I'm trying to follow the battle
*surveys the thread*
*sees a bunch of robots battling each other*
*takes out his katana with flames on the scabbard and cricks his neck*
"heh, this is gonna get interesting.."
*in a flash he teleports behind the closest anon*
*he whips out his blade faster than you can blink**but he gives you a lethal dose of morphine instead*
>>28535955
you guys are into some gay shit.
>>28535955
*burnt face glows once more and a purple flaming katana falls into my hands*
*i teleport behind you and bring my katana up, ready to swing down upon you*
this is the destiny you chose, huh?
>>28535955
Baron comes leaping out of the literal woodwork. While you are in the air he attempts to tackle you.
>>28536027
Shut up nigger I can't hear the battle
>>28535983
*roll out of the way*
*draws my Uchigatana and casts Carthus Flame Arc*
*throws Undead Hunter Charm onto you*
Heh...
>>28535703
*walks past battle*
*interrupts*
*catches anaconda*
*acquires buns*
*sir mix-a-lot appears from a void and dunks all you niggers*
>anaconda survives the chaos
>mfw new pet anaconda
>>28536059
*makes a plea deal*
*is now completely immune to anything you can throw at me*
*gets solitary confinement*
Heh, nice try kiddo but you're 1000 years too early to have a chance against me
>>28536040
Nobody cares about your gay circlejerk
>>28536089
*shoots you in the head*
*you die*
*there's no trick here*
>>28536089
*becomes ghost*
*teleport inside of you*
"Kinda personal"
*becomes you and suicides*
>>28536110
>calls others gay
>literally has a folder full of pictures of giant dicks
and don't try to tell me that barely visible women somehow makes it straight, fag
>>28536110
Nobody cares about your shit tier fetishes
Even if it's beastiality
>>28536130
He imagines himself as the womanI would too if the dicks weren't black
>>28536110
Get on craigslist if you wanna fuck some bbc pal
Now shut the fuck up Jamal I'm trying to watch this battle
>>28536089
*teleports into the past*
*fucks your mom and kills your dad (youre welcome)*
*you are now my son*
don't need a folder when I got google.
>>28536170
*teleports into the past*
*kills your mom and fucks your dad*
*no homo*
*one of your dads are gay, son*
>>28536171
>literally sits around all day googling for pictures of big cock
>"man y'all into some gay shit"
>>28536264
Even better, I'm a cuck, just like every white man is at heart.
>>28536294
>"Hello my fellow white men, I am also white and not a nigger"
>>28536362
I wish mang
>>28536384
pretty gross dick, tbqh famamam
>>28536455
A dick that big needs an ample blood supply.
>the battle between the fedora posters and cuck posters, fighting for thread domination
>>28533965
>7x6
You didn't hear wrong.
*oversees the battles going on with a smile*
hehe
my world >>28533965 has no decent challengers
but here!
HERE I SHALL MAKE MY DOMAIN
*jumps up in the air and points at the moon*
HUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
DEMONIC TECHNIQUE: BLACK NIGHT!
*the ground turns into an adhesive shadow, trapping everybody on the ground in my cool spell*
>>28536542
This thread is about cuck in one way or another, I'm just derailing the derailing.
>>28536542
>the great cuckwars of 2016
>/r9k/ veteran shellshock fashbacks
>"it ain't me" playing in the distance
*appears in a swarm of butterflies*
You degenerates shall face the wrath of Princess Potpurri!
*fires barrage of unicorn shaped magic missiles*
YOU SHOULD JUST DIE IN THE NAME OF LOVE!!!
>>28536824
LOVE IS A LIE!
BLACK BLASTERRRRRRR!
*shoots demonic lazer at your missiles, exploding all of them in an instant*
>>28536869
>BLACK BLASTERRRRRRR!
> molestia arrives
>>28536869
*opens legs to reveal an ancient treasure*
Your pitiful existence cannot resist the power of my love hole!
*you are pulled towards the swirling vortex*
MY LOVE WILL CLEANSE YOU!!!
>>28536953
you'll pull me into the vortex? HAH! NO! IT IS I THAT SHALL PULL THE VORTEX INTO ME!
*PENULTIMATE MOVE: BLACK HOLE*
>>28536986
while you guys RP, you wife be getting some dark meat
>>28537029
>/r9k/
>wifes
Pick one
>>28537048
Ignore this guy and he'll go away
>>28537029
>you wife
I don't have a wife. Cuck posting is retarded.
>>28537048
well when they get they wives, she be worshipping the ebony tower
>>28536986
*dissapears in a puff of pink smoke*
*you hear a voice inside your head*
I am already inside you, pitiful degenerate.
*love magic fills up your body and mind*
Your black hole was no match for the power of love!!!
>>28537069
This thread is a cuck thread of sorts.
>>28537082
>r9k
>getting a wife ever
Pick one
*I watch this pitiful battle unfold from atop a nearby cliff.
heh, disgusting amateur maggots. Maybe on day they'll taste true power
*snap my fingers and my pale steel motorcycle appears behind me in a puff of smoke*
heh, and i looked before me and saw a pale horse, and hell followed with him and his name
*rev the engine as i look back at the camera and smirk*
was death.
*FIN*
>>28537127
I know dawg, so hard with the competition.
>>28537095
*a dark grin fixes across my face*
hehehehehehehehehe
just what do you think a black hole is? love, life, everything is sucked into it.
by the time you casted that spell you had already been sucked into my black hole
and let me tell you one more thing! this black hole is that of lies, deception, of illusion!
SO YES, I SUPPOSE THAT YOU *ARE* INSIDE OF ME BUT IT'S NOT QUITE THE WAY YOU PLANNED FUHAHAHAHA! YOU SHALL BE TORMENTED BY THIS ILLUSION WORLD FOR ETERNITY!
SAYONARA!
>>28534958
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>>28537029
Jews desperate to fuel the Internet hate machine, grasping at straws frantically as we enjoy a sweet ass battle togethrr
>>28537153
*reaches down into panties*
Hhmm, then it is time to unveil my true powers.
*pulls out a massive magical love rod*
I will shatter this reality and THE DEGENERACY THAT SPAWNED IT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*a massive white love beam breaks the boundaries between worlds as it homes in on you*
I WILL PLANT THE SEED OF LOVE INSIDE YOU!!!
*Stands up and walks out from the shadows*
*Glances at the chaotic battlefield, explosions raging in the distance*
Man...what a drag. Guess I'll have to clean up the stragglers
*Adjusts glasses so the shine completely white*
I'll show no mercy
*hands burn with a raging aura*
>>28537245
heh
you know that's the 10,039th time you've tried that right?
you can't escape
you will be forced to relive this again and again
this is the power passed down thru my clan
>>28537228
No hate at all, you're welcome to join in goyim.
>tfw just about to join in
>tfw suddenly realise that even doing something ironically you are still doing it
We are not really going to become one of these boards right?
I would say this shit is even below us, at least most robots are self-aware.
>>28537386
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
That being said, this trope is so tired and well known that it couldn't possibly be mistaken for serious.
>>28537302
*leads the poor cackling man to a nearby hospital*
Hhmm, the power of love can only break the minds of the truly wicked, you pitiful man. This is exactly what you deserve.
*dissapears on a flying unicorn as you are left standing in front of a small town medical practice*
You should not have resisted the love that filled your heart...
cheer up whitey, you get to raise one of our children at least.
>>28537411
We say that about the metamemes, and then suddenly they take root in the newfag community and become a problem.
Shit is fucked man. We need someone to make /r9k/ great again.
I would say 98% of the posters ITT are doing it ironically, but there are 2% who will take this back to the lairs of autism that exist online, and within weeks we will be swamped. No matter how funny it seems right now.
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>>28536069
Holy fucking shit I needed that.
Best fucking board
>>28537458
nothing funny about being cucked.
>>28537458
These are at least better than the days we used to post about how we were gonna slice open Chad. At least we're fighting eachother now.
Bet the OP never thought his thread would become this.
>>28537453
Kekekek God knows none of you niggers ever will
>>28537458
I already called for a revolution against these faggots, yet the mods thought my problem was the JUST threads, and not the fucking destruction of this board.
I even had 324 people support me
http://www.strawpoll.me/5650851/
>>28537658
It's completely unnecessary, we got white bois for that. We got the alpha life to live.
>>28537706
Basically you want a safe space for white robots where you can post shit like "x women belong to white cock" but trolls can't give it back in equal measure.
As annoying as it is, it's predictable.
>>28537469
Heh... You thought this was for YOUR enjoyment, roach?
*SUMMONS EXODIA*
Now you've activated my trap card,.. kiddo, heh, who am I even kidding. My trap card was already activated. Your done kid.
*telports inside of you*
*explodes out with a rain of blood*
Nothin personnel...
>>28537742
listen cuckman, nobody cares about your reverse-/pol/ shitposting. I would let you keep posting, as this is a cuck thread, and I would let these fellas keep their battle going as it started being relevant to the thread. We weren't even talking about you, we were talking about normie-scum, stacey attention whores, and absolute fucking faggots. People who, like we were talking about about, would take the rp seriously. 4chan belongs to 4channers, make 4chan great again.
>>28538029
*whispers deeply*
Insolence..
Such insolence..
*light shines on the top of a radio beacon revealing my figure*
You have all been pawns in HIS game...
You don't even know how deep the rabbit hole goes do you? You don't even know who HE is, do you?
Heh... just get out of here quick baakayaros.. you children are far way past your bed ti-
Ugh..
I-it's h...him..
He...
Found...
U-us
Ughhhjjjj *falls to the floor dead*
>>28538182
*walks by*
*teabags your corpse*
*takes your wallet*
>>28538104
Posters like you actually cheer me up everytime.I mean everybody here has an atleast somewhat shitty life but I would bet youre the most damaged person here.I hope thing work out for you and I want you to know you deserve to live a better life.Good luck man
>>28538310
thank homie
>>28534344
I know that feel
>tfw qt chinese girl in class kept checking out my crouch and asked me out and we went out and had a good time
>tfw fell behind in class work, stopped going to class, became depressed, escaped to my secluded room, and stopped responding to her texts because scared to have sex
>>28534341
clean your bush fucking chink
It's almost five inch, chong-kun!
You all know that black male / white female cucking is superior.
>>28534341
Why wasn't she wearing panties?
