>Wake up on a Friday morning 7.00
>what a fucking headache
>kids are blasting thomas the tank engine on the living room
>wife turns around and farts (unemployed)
>almost vomit
>go to the kitchen
>make some coffee roll a loose, brown cigarette
>go to facebook and like Jouni's shop's competition
>take the coffee and go to the balcony
>smoke the cigarette with the coffee on the balcony
>look at projects, that have been laying there for over a year
>fucking kids have climbed over the sledge again
>go back inside, change the channel
>kids are screaming
>shout back at them
>get mad at Lauri Karhuvaara from Good Morning Finland, what a fucking faggot
>wife complains
>don't listen
>go to work
>corolla stops in every turn
>what a piece of shit
>arrive at workplace
>boss shouts
>shout back
>a new summer intern hangs around
>tell him to go fuck himself
>go sit in the breakroom
>sit there until lunch
>go eat a hamburger at the nearest gas station
>spend all the cash at a gambling machine
>lose
>fuck this shit, these are made for losing
>back to work an hour after lunch
>fuck with the summer intern
>fuck with co-workers
>fuck with boss
>leave 30 mins early
>get pissed off when the nearest liquor store is 20km ahead
>buy sisu vodka
>fucki this is expensive
>fuck with the cashier
>call Alamuonio's Pentti and ask would he come to sauna with me
>bitch about last weekend says he's not coming
>fucking faggot
>return home, buy a pack of beer
>fucking expensive
>fuck with the cashier
>back to home
>go to backyard and work with the projects
>all the parts are missing
>tool are missing
>kick the old corolla's engine
>oh shit, must have broken a toe
>don't go to the doctor
>kids have gone home
>wife is nagging
>warm up the sauna
>open the bottle
>go chop some firewood
>look at neighbours pool and get pissed off
>faggot thinks he's someone
>neighbour notices and waves
>show him the finger
>go back inside, Putous starts
>laugh a lot, like and share this on facebook with Jouni's store
>go to sauna
>think about army buddies wonder what's up with them
>drink the vodka
>get out of the sauna
>wife bought some new channels without permission
>watching some queer shit
>shout at her
>shout at the kids
>beat everyone
>wish your were dead
such is the life in finland
He fell for the wive & kids meme.
Kek some fools have to learn it the hard way
>>28533475
Shouldn't have fell for the roastie meme
>wednesday
>wake up at 5.00
>NEET
>go randomly wandering innawoods
>find a nice swampy area that has cranberries
>wander some more
>see a man walking a dog
>reach for my knife
>ready to stab him if he dares to set a foot on my new cranberry area that I found
>doesn't notice me
>goes away
>satisfied, buy a case of Koff beer and drink while watching anime
Funland
>>28534026
>go outside
>realize multiculturalism
>go back inside
>grab knife
>go back outside
>waiting at bus stop
>someone tries to strike a conversation about religion
>give him the look that is directly connected to my internal hell
>in bus drop my bag on the seat next to me
>realize uni is useless but still attend my first lecture
>at grocery store pick only fast food
>walk back home to avoid the group of niggers at bus stop
>at home realize i don't have any money for the next 2 days until paycheck
>call my part time employer
>he tells me that niggers have taken my place because some bs that the city is running
>proceed to watch anime and shit post on 4chan
