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>he daydreamed about saving his school from a school shooter
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>he daydreamed about saving his school from a school shooter
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I actually dreamed about saving the shooter by giving him some water, snacks, and basic first aid before turning him back out into the world.
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FUCK
I used to do this.
I hate that I can be stereotyped.
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>he daydreamed about being the school shooter
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Everyone did this.

Right?
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I always thought about rushing the shooter, knowing that he'd shoot me and I'd die.

That way I could die, but I'd be remembered as a brave hero who sacrificed himself, instead of the coward who committed suicide.

My mother would be sad, but she'd be proud of me, instead of blaming herself.

I still think about it.
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>i'll save them all...then they'll have no choice but to be my friends.
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>He used to imagine performing his favorite song in front of the whole school and having it make everyone realize he was cool
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>>28532195
>then I'll reject them, just like they rejected me
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>daydreamed of performing songs I was listening to in front of the class

>tried to learn how to play guitar but it required effort so I wound up giving up and playing video games instead after less than a week
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How is that even possible?
I never ever head fantasies about saving anyone just pure hatred and destructions... guess this board is full of Normies REEEEE
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Why would you all daydream about doing this? I don't get it. You'd 100% shit yourself and go into shock if this ever actually happened to you and you'd be focused on getting away as fast as possible. You wouldn't do shit.
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>>28532272
its almost as if its a daydream and not reality. its called having an imagination, bro
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>>28532272

That's why it's called a dayDREAM.

Are you fucking retarded?
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>>28532272
i have nothing to live for. even if i were shot, i would at least be a distraction for someone else to tackle the shooter. Then the adrenaline rushing through me would keep me alive until the paramedics show up. Even if i do die, I will go down as a selfless hero and people around the world would mourn my death. I probably would have prevented 9/11 if i were on one of the planes.
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I dreamed about being the school shooter.
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>>28531649
>and ended up becoming the school shooter
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>>28532272
Pretty much every every guy fantasizes about being a hero in dangerous situations, starting from childhood. It's nearly universal.
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>he daydreamed about stopping time and fucking the shit out of the hottest grill in his class
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>>28531649
>not daydreaming about teaming up with school shooter

Fuck off normie
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>>28532316
>planes
Yeah sure buddy, planes were what made the WTC collapse, not C4
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you die a normie or live long enough to shoot a school
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>>28532383
This. I fetishized about time stop before nihon made it into a fetish.
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>>28532383
When I daydream I fuck every female. I had a dream I once fucked a man in a kimono.
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>>28532229
>>28532241
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD
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>>28532634
ok
origami comentario
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>daydreaming that the world would end
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Teacher here. I've ran multiple scenarios of a school shooter. All end in me getting shot.
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>He daydreamed about charging into a school shooter and getting shot by him
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>>28531649
>implying I wasn't the shooter
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>never had to daydream about this because this shit never happens in my country in the first place
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>>28531649
>he daydreamed about saving his country from a terrorist attack

it's the euro version
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>>28532152
>>28532984
Either one of these would be cool

>>28531649
>Wanting to save normies and be the good guy
kys
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>he daydreamed about shooting himself in front of class
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>he rapped Linkin Park lyrics to himself in the mirror
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>he daydreamed about zombies suddenly overtaking the school and escaping with his crush
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>>28533252
FUCK.
I can't lie, there's always a ppart of me that wonders what the aymosphere in the room would be like after.
If it was in front of friends, I wonder if they would attempt to tackle me.
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>He daydreamed about being someone else
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>>28533257


>he walks around the house singing linkin park lyrics


I still do that
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>He dreamed about saving his oneitis's precious pet from a car accident, and make her realize how brave and good hearted he is
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>daydreamed about being the only one able to select which normies to save from painful death
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>>28533252

>that wood furniture AR15
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>he imagined spiderman was swinging from lamppost to lamppost alongside the car
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I daydreamed the shooter would shoot my after I asked him to
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>>28533252

>wood shroud and butt and grip on the AR15

I've never been this hard in my life
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>he fantasized about conducting an orchestra and then receiving a roaring standing ovation for an excellent performance
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>>28532152
This is a more robot answer. Why the fuck would you want to save normies who don't give a shit about you?
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>>28533143
>he daydreamed about saving his county from bomb testers
its the arab version
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>>28534770
because despite being miserable fucks we are not evil fucks
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>dreaming about saving people I hate
Yeah ok.
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>>28534049
Hey I was like 6 and that.family trip was.boring as fuck
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THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW. IF ISEE ONE MORE OF THESE THREADS I WILL SHITPOST THIS BOARD INTO THE DIRT.
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>>28531649
>tfw daydreamed about school getting shot up by someone, but I escape, while all the people I hated died.
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>>28532229
>>28532241
STOP
T
O
P

Original
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>he used to dream about the qt in his class and himself turning into animals and going to live in the woods as mates
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>>28534049
>not using a spot on the side of the window and play a scrolling platformer
Do you even imagination, bruh?
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I actually daydreamed about being spared by a shooter. Particularly islamic terrorists who'd execute anyone who couldnt recite a quran verse but i pull it off and walk out smiling as the class is sitting there awaiting their demise
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Is it bad if I've literally had fantasies about helping a uni shooter
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>>28535243
are you the guy that asks everyone if they poop in mommy's mouth?
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>>28532966
Ever time stop daydream of fucking students
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> He daydreamed that the military would land at school in a chopper and call him out from school to become a super soldier from a young age while everyone looks on in awe as he got into the chopper and flew away
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>he daydreamed about getting lost with a qt classmate in the wildness during a school trip
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>He daydreamed about being Dante and saving his school from demons
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>it's the exact opposite now
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>>28531649
I used to. Now i daydream about being the shooter, anon.
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>he pretended the raindrops on the window/windshield were racing to the bottom or side. he always bet on the loser
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIIIME
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>>28535579
to the good ol' days
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>>28531649
I did, I even befriended the guy I was convinced was gonna do it and thought of ways I could exploit his friendship if he did do it.

Looking back on it now, he probably would have aimed for me first.
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This thread is my life. Also
>he daydreamed he was in an anime
> he daydreamed he was an anime
Mc with cool powers
> he daydreamed he had plasmids from bios hock
>he daydreamed he didn't give a fuck and became a Capitan of an ancient alien race spacecraft through a turn of events, collected people like him to be the crew and btfo people he didn't like
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>he daydreamed he could beat OPM
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>>28532187
i think exactly the same, but i would hope he dont gonna shot me in the balls.
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>>28535537
>you've lived to see yourself become the monster
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Would not try to save anyone. I'd just bounce and get the hell out.
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>He daydreamed about killing one of the terrorists then taking his weapon and leading his class to safety while all the chads were too busy shitting their pants
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>>28535483
STOP IT RREEEEEEEE
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>>28535615
One of my friends in high school told me that if he were to do a shooting, he'd shoot his friends first.
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>>28535483
word for word
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>>28532383
Think therea a hentai about this
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>>28535892
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/512203/ade3850846/
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>>28531649
>>28532143
>>28532186
I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>highschool talent show
>gets on stage and plays the shit out of a current pop song
>grills fall for him
>dies happy
>one day learns greentxt
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>>28531649
>daydreamed about being mecha pilot while still going to school
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STOP STEALING MY MEMORIES

THERE'S NO WAY YOU ALL COULD HAVE HAD THE SAME ORIGINAL AND CREATIVE FANTASIES THAT I HAVE

HOW ARE YOU READING MY MIND???

GET OUT NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!! GET YOUR OWN THOUGHTS!!!
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>he daydreamed about being in a high-speed pursuit with the police after violently saving the girl of his dreams from an abusive relationship and speeding away in a stolen car
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>you wiII never do this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk
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>he daydreamed about telling the teacher off to the tune of praise from his classmates
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>>28533252
JEREMY SPOKE IN CLAAAYYYAAAAASS TUDAY
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>>28532229
This is my first day in this board and I already feel like commiting suicide
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jokes on you even in school I hated my peers enough that I dreamed about setting fire to the classroom with them inside
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>>28536280
Welcome to heII
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>>28535115
says you
nothing evil about revenge
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>>28531649
I daydreamed about about becoming a sailor scout even though I was a boy. I was 7. All my neighbors when i was really little were girls. It may or may not have influenced me some.
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>>28535723
>takes the weapon
>everyone know thinks you're the shooter
>get shot by police
>remembered as the guy who helped the terrorist
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>>28535986
Pop songs aren't particularly hard to play.
The band/orchestra students have been playing their instruments for almost a decade. They could have easier played something impressive in front of the school.
I guess actually being good at something makes you modest to the point of not even thinking about trying to exploit the talent for attention.
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the normies will scream for help and I'll whisper ... no
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>he daydreams about waking up to find himself alone in his house, in his apartment, in his neighborhood, in his city
>finally free of responsibility and all anxiety
>money no longer an issue, as everything is there for the taking
>can return to this place whenever he wants
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>>28536196
I mean, you could if you practiced guitar for a year, and then joined a band.
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>>28536689
>tfw played the flute in grade school and middle school
>didn't realize it was considered a girl instrument until it was too late
>liked the sounds it made to not want to stop despite bullying
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>he daydreamed about singing a lullaby to his newborn child while his loving wife watches
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>>28536814
fuck you fuck you fuck you

I didn't need to read this before going to bed
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>>28536814
>he daydreamed he was the wife
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>>28531678
I dreamed about terrorists taking over campus and when one of them wasn't looking I took my EDC knife out of my pocket(which is supposed to be my lucid dream trigger) and threw it at one of their knees, they screamed and dropped their rifle, I ran and grabbed it and proceeded to hold him captive and pick the rest of them off one by one
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>>28533809
The first thing they would assume is that you were trying to shoot them, so they might try to tackle you or run the hell away.
After you shoot yourself, no one would stick around the classroom.
They'd all get As in the class if you did. At least, that's how it works in the United States.
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>>28532984
im in college and i still dream about this.
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I dreamed about the administrative assistant developing a relationship with me and telling me we'd be together forever if I removed my penis so I did
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>>28534770
Maybe the dream ends with the normalfags being thankful and inviting him into the cool crowd which nets him social experiences and a gateway to a happy life? I can't think of another reason.
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>>28536034
the picture is memetastik
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You are now aware you have daydreamed about:

>saving someone's life in hospital by lending them a lot of money that wouldn't be much to you
>cruising in public in a sports car while people are both amazed at your nerd look and your wealth
>having passionate sex
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>>28536748
And still being in highschool
Im 28 dude, my time is over.
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>>28532152
>shooting
>not using explosives
It's like you want your murderous acts to be your last ones
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>>28536958
And what if by age 30 you could play your favorite Led Zepplin song?
I've seen 60 year olds who pick up the guitar for something to do during retirement.
Check out Lemmy from Motor Head:
https://m.youtube.com/watchv=1iwC2QljLn4

He was 30 when his band started, and he was cooler than any fucking lanky 16 year old playing at a school talent show.
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>>28537167
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4
Here's a link that should work.
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>>28531649
DOOR STUCK
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>he day dreamed of a zombie apocalypse and him the only one having the courage in his class to leave the room and fight to the cafeteria to retrieve food and later make a sanctuary out of his school as him as the leader of his whole school
>later he expands to more schoolso then states later unitshe the whole continent with ease because of the apocalypse then advance tech so much have the ability to space travel and create black wholes.
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>>28532187
They would remember you for 2 weeks. Then they would have better thinks to think of, for example bullying that new weirdo in class.
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>>28536958
>im 16 it's too late to live my dreams
>im 26 it's too late to live my dreams
>im 36 it's too late to live my dreams
>im 46 it's too late to live my dreams
>im 56 it's too late to live my dreams
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There was a water tower across the road from my school. A fence around the property but someone could easily climb over. You could really see the whole school from there with easy egress. Tandem bombing a school assembly or something, then shooting as people exit the school. It would be a high score with slow police response and quick escape.
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>>28534049
>not imagining sanic jumping over passing cars
Do you even sutism, bro?
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>>28531649
Holy shit Im not the only one? Just fucking kill me already
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I did that, only I imagined he had some girl I liked tied up, and I was like some sort of government-trained boy soldier taking normal classes, and I pulled out my hidden gun and shot the dude. Then the girl who was tied up let me see her tits and blew me.
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>>28532229
goddammit how did you know
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>>28534012
>>28534366
Get sum.
http://www.blackgunswood.com/
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>>28537463
That's probably the most common one on here you fucking autist. Chad probably thought about it
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>he imagined stabbing Chad in the neck with a pen
>he imagined how he would push people under train
>he imagined how he would stab his father in his sleep and how he would hide in woods from police
>he imagined how he would follow his onitis into a dark alley and rape her
>he imagined how he would jump under a car on a speedy highway
that boy clearly has issues
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>>28537167
>>28537433
I was talking about literally doing that in high school. You will never go back to highschool
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>>28531649
I just daydreamed about what my 50% black high school would be like if the chimps were removed
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>>28536958
28 is young as fuck. Some people don't get discovered until they're in their 40s.
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>>28537613
>itis being used to sound smart meme
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>he imagined writing the album he was listening to after the Stacey he naively thought was serious about liking him turned out to just be screwing with him so she could laugh about it with her friends

>he imagined her being super surprised that he was so cool and regretting picking on him when he got driven to school in a limo after getting rich from the album

heh...that kid really was a loser, huh?
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>>28531649
>he thought as a child that his parents were eavesdropping when he used the toilet to hear him pee
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>>28538002
WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER YOU ARE TRIGGERING MY SCHIZOPHRENIA
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>>28535731
>>28535883
I'm surprised how similar we are lads. It at least feels good knowing we are in the same boat.
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>>28538002
h-how? how the fuck?
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>>28535723
> He daydreamed of getting caught up in a terrorist attack during a field trip and knocking out one of them from behind, taking his gun and leading his class back to safely
> He daydreamed he would assume control if the school bus and race away
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>>28537731
I do this too but about my city, sometimes my state, and sometimes the entire country and then even sometimes the entire world.
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>>28531649
>helping the school shooter
>"kill them,i don't need no one"
>then kill the school shooter when he thought you were his friend
>leave

nothin personnel...
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>>28536874
Wait... really?
>Enroll in super fucking hard class
>shoot self
>class passes
I can do a good deed after all
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>>28531649
>he was afraid of the bathroom at night and feared a monster would greet him the second he turned the light on
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>He daydreamed about having DBZ-esque superpowers and fighting supervillains to earn everyones affections
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>>28531649
how did you know I did this.
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Are there any daydreams and fantasies that are truly unique to us?
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>he was convinced people could hear his thoughts
>every so often he'd think something fucked and look for someone's face to change
y-you too
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>He always thought there is someone watching him when he is lifting, taking a shit or peeing and laughing at him
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>>28538319
>he would imagine that someone he knew could see through his eyes
>try to act as normal as possible
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>>28535784
that's a lot of loyalty for a hired gun.
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>he puts on vidya music and pretends to be a hero in real world or from a TV show, movie, or said vidya
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>>28536949
can't say I day dreamed about any of that
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>>28538910
that's next level autistic.
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>>28532229
>>28532241
>I still do this
>I left school years ago
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>>28534770
because then I will get a gf
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>>28532187
it be the perfect suicide I wait for these things to always happen. at least then you dont hurt the ones you love so much at least then they can remember you for something good. My cliche tv driven fantasy was saving some stranger girl from my class from falling off a cliff.
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>He spent his entire youth waiting for something cool to happen and to go on some kind of adventure
>It never happened

What went wrong, bros?
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>>28536246
heee heee heee hoooo hooo hooo Uoooooo SPOKEN SPOKEN Uoooooo
ooooooOOOOOOOO

AI AI AI AI AI AH YEAH!

>thanks for the laugh
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>>28536280
W>>28536598
elcome to paradise
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When i was 8-9 i daydreamed about escapeing while the teachers and other kids would get shot
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>>28536598
not alone on this I crushed on all of them and would day dream about being in that world it was just so comfy.
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>>28532229
kinda this but only playing a guitar and making some kick ass yngwie malmsteen tier solo and getting metal qts to suck my dick

>>28532152
this

only two things correct on this thread
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>He spent highschool hoping the Zombie apocolypse would happen, and that he'd be able to talk to the cute girl because social borders would fall
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>>28531649
>he daydreamed about joining forces with the school shooter
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>He daydreamed about getting locked in a room with the hottest girl in school so that they would have to talk and she would learn to love him
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>>28532383
Also fucking in front of the entire time stopped classroom
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>he daydreamed about being in a successful band with all his best mates and he would end up in a mansion with a loving wife and two kids who would share your love of music
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>>28532383
>You'll never have a magical masturbation machine that stops time and puts you in an alternative world where you can generate any chick you want with any fantasy you want and then return without a single second passing

The world is cruel
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All my dreams will become realities. Expect that one time I got raped by a dead girl.

unfortunately
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>>28532229
I was a socially awkward kid who did perform a guitar solo in front of the whole school. It was as nerve wrecking as it sounds. I think it fucked up a whole bunch but my teacher said it was fine. Some cute girls commented that they didn't know I was good at guitar, but other than that nothing happened really.

The dream is a meme. You don't get cool like that.
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>>28541332
Actually at the rate virtual reality tech is progressing, you might.
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>>28532152
Mah nigga.
I AM a robot
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>>28532229
>tfw you now imagine doing that at your 10 year class reunion
>tfw you never talk to any of them but still crave their validation

some things never change
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>>28531649
>NANI!? H-he's fast!!
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>>28536752
Iktf. I bought a backpack big enough to hide it from the rest of the kids in other classes. I blame a lot of my social anxiety on the bullshit I dealt with because of that gay instrument.
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>daydreaming that his parents loved him
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>>28538449
yes i do

fameronylikesmaccaroni
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>>28533460
fuck... t-that's normal, r-right?
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>He spent highschool daydreaming about how he would con Tier 5 pieces out of the raid members who won them.

and he did, twice.
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>he daydreamed about shedding his fat like a fat suit in front of the class
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>>28532186
I daydreamed about being the shooter.
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>>28536280
it only goes down from here


so far down.
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>he daydreamed about doing a kickass interpretive dance to his favorite song that impresses the whole school
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glixen febly congosaroy
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My fantasies weren't based in reality. I'd get so into them, it'd be like I was dreaming. Real life is too boring. I eventually started writing them down
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>>28536034
ARE YOU ME?!!!
also apparently oregano flavoured blocks as well
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>He daydreamed about being the Psychic Commander of an Army of Replica Soldiers and storming the school murdering all chads and stacy's and raping as much as possible, and using the school as a makeshift base in plans to take over his country forcefully and instill himself as King.
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>He daydreamed that the police would arrest him in school and everyone would think he was badass while he'd get into the squad car grinning
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>>28540585
That's all I would pray for at night in high school
i still pray that it will happen sometimes
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>he imagined he was a character in his favorite tv show/video game/anime
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>>28532383
Fuck, finally one I haven't done.

This will now commence on Monday
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>he daydreamed about overthrowing the school with your bros and running it as a perfect society of no faculty or teachers
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>he plays "who would i bang if this subway car was a desert island"
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>>28535485
This hits too close to home fampai
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>he daydreamed about waking up to everybody on earth being dead
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>he fell asleep in class and had a wet dream
I know I did
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>>28542982
God,I was really this cringy as a kid...
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>he daydreamed his oneitus loved him
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>>28542982
>hehehe... yare yare daze... looks like I've been exposed... *covers face with a hand gesture that uses the middle and index finger to cover his left eye*
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>he had already given up on woman in high school
>he daydreamed about his waifu
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>>28533843
Say what you want a good chunk of their stuff is pretty good. I still listen to minutes to midnight all the time
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>>28543594
"Linkin Park is bad" is the worst meme, they have a lot of good songs.
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>>28542982
>mfw I actually did this when I was being taken to the psych ward.
>mfw when there is no face for the amount of cringe I feel right now.
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>>28531649
What the fuck... I had no idea this was a robot thing.
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>he daydreamed about dethroning and cucking the omnipotent God
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>he daydreamed about stabbing the school shooter to death with a pen and then just as the normalslimes think they've been saved picking up the shooter's weapon and continuing the massacre yourself
the true patrician's fantasy
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>>28532383
>tfw clockstoppers will never be real
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>>28544338
This.

ii
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>>28532152
>he daydreamed about being the leader of a groupo of well trained school shooters complete with chest rigs and balaclavas and roping down from helicopters to massacre the school
>also raping stacy
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>>28531649
Holy shit for real
I swear, I used to do this. I'd sit in class thinking what if some school shooter jumped through the window and I'd steal his gun and save the class. I was bored
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>>28532143

everyone can be stereotyped in some way.
if you live your life trying to be a novelty, then you've been hung up on something.

>>28533085

>he daydreamed about overthrowing the bourgeoisie
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>he jacked off in class and got away with it
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>>28544917
>that autistic kid who jacked off in class and didn't get away with it

glad he was there to take some heat off me
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>he daydreamed about his schoolbus turning over in the middle of nowhere during a blizzard, killing everyone except for him and his crush, forcing them together in order to survive
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>he imagined he had a giant blade coming out of both sides of his mouth to cut down power posts
>if he unclenched his teeth it retracted the blades to spare people or homes
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>>28532966
>not teaming up with school shooter to get rid of the asshole students
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>>28544917
>that girl who was clearly rubbing one out through her jeans
she stank of pussy
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>>28545335
what the fuck? Are you autistic or something? Who does this
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>>28531649
>he daydreamed about being able to throw a pencil like a shuriken at the school shooter who broke in to his classroom and kill him or disarm him with one shot
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>he daydreamed about not being at school when the school shooting happened.
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>he daydreamed about going to space and being the first person on mars
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>>28536994
explosives are the thinking mans method of choice. much classier than degenerate spray and pray
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>he played videogames in his mind's eye
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>>28545418
>day before school get severe sinus infectino
>go to doctor to get shot and meds
>wake up next morning, not well enough to go to school
>stay in bed, comfy in clean sheets
>play SNES games on TV while mom brings homemade chicken soup and cold soda
>Find out normies at school got gunned down by beta uprising, dozens dead
>mfw I'm too comfy to give a shit
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>he daydreamed about being a special ops soldier who has gone on deadly missions in multiple countries and keeping it a secret from his class
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>he daydreamed about messaging that one girl he lost contact with years ago just to show how cool and successful he became
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>>28535361
bruh, its like you're reading mind. On the outside, we're so different but on the inside we think so alike.
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>>28535485
>wildness
>wildness
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>>28545550
>be a secret special ops soldier
>your school gets attacked
>you save everyone
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>>28532383
FUCKING STOP

STOOOOOOOOOP
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>>28534770
because the alternative is that you'd put bullets inside, probably watch them at their worst cry out and die, blood splatters everywhere and gets everything dirty. They probably won't even try cleaning the floor, just tearing it out. That blood ends up in some trash heap somewhere and hardwood sales go up.
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>tfw hero complex

I just want to save someone, but I feel that if I had a chance, I'd pussy out.
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>he daydreamed about being happy with life
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>>28536196
FUCK
Organ pistachio
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>>28536814
KILLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERERREEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28532383
Ayy I still do this
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>hey daydreamed about turning into something like pic related when all the lights when out and proceeded to maul everyone.
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>He daydreamed about stopping time and raping the girls from his class
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>>28532152
>>28544641
>He day dreamed about shooting up his school then becoming the leader of a beta uprising type situation and killing all the normies
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>he daydreamed about beating up his school bully with ease and everyone staring like he's some kind of superhuman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYFFVxcRDbQ
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>He daydreamed about stopping his dad from beating the shit outta his mother
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>He thought about holding a qt in his arms while he was going to bed to make himself more comfortable so he could sleep
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>>28543167
HOLY FUCK if true
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>>28531649
>Daydreamed about being in some anime/jrpg fight scene like vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxqD8VQehaM
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>>28537870
doesn't know what onitis means
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>>28532229
>used to play the drums
>used to think of this all the time
>too scared to sign up for talent show
>another kid plays the drums in front of the school
>start air drumming along
>kids behind me call me out and mock my air drumming
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>he daydreamed about being good at sports
>he daydreamed about making a game saving play that made everyone think he was cool
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>>28546861
>play football because want to impress the girls
>the girls like the water polo players instead
>join water polo
>girls start liking the theatre faggots now
and it was with theatre I started to score it helps I'm a good singer which I never knew :^)
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>>28546583
It's true. I was wearing baggy sweatpants though, and I cleaned up in the bathroom. It wasn't that bad
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>he daydreamed about saving his school from a school shooter by talking them out of it, becoming a national hero because of it
Please tell me I'm not the only one
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>>28531649
When I was in middle school or maybe it was in elementary school I used to day dream about saving the class from a battle droid like from star wars
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i daydream about being a dancemaster
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>>28532229

Some kid at my middle school tried this and it backfired terribly.

He tried to play and sing along to some shitty nu-metal song on his guitar for our school's talent show and instead of being impressed or appreciating his skill, the Chads and Stacies just laughed at him for trying to be cool when he was an overweight awkward kid who looked like his mother still dressed him. It was sad because he wasn't even that bad and I could tell he was really getting into it, probably thinking this was his "big break" and that it would go down similarly to how he daydreamed it would.

Instead a few of the Stacies would sarcastically and mockingly ask him about how rockstardom was going for him and some of the football playing Chads would make fun of him by playing air guitar. People laughed along too, which is fucked up because they were all basically making fun of the kid for daring to try and move up in the school's social caste system.
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That would give my life more meaning that it ever will.
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>>28532383
>he used to lie in bed and run through the different types of fucking (like anal or oral) and think of which girl in the school would be the best for each one
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>all this past tense
normies out
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>>28531649
I daydreamed about the schoolshooter fucking killing me
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>he is american
>he daydream about school shootings
>he gets shoot in the daydream
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>>28538002
my parents still do that
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>>28547138
tfw dancemaster can never be normie
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>>28547086
if true that's incredibly depressing. I'd cheer for that kid.
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