Got a job interview in an hour
any pointers?
Whip out your fat cock and start jacking it ASAP
>>28531424
Google "behavioral based interview questions"
It'll give you the right mindset on how to answer. Remember - they hate interviewing almost as much as you do.
>>28531450
This but make sure you maintain eye contact with the interviewer or else it's just awkward.
>>28531424
You're gonna do great!
Just Bea Yuosalf
Pretend it is a joke and just give the most stereotypical answers possible. Don't answer any questions seriously. Eg if they ask you why you want the job you say "because I have a passion for flipping burgers " or whatever.
>>28531424
expect to be treated like a sidebitch and prepare to have it declared as such during the interview
>>28531424
Don't post on here.
>>28531424
I just learned references are very important. Also they are going to ask you for your strengths and weaknesses so be prepared.
If possible be nice and friendly. Overdress. Have multiple copies of your resume and a pen. Depending on the job if you don't have connections you don't have a chance.
>>28531424
Yes, I've mastered job interviews. Ask me any question
Speak clearly, consise and at an appropriate volume, how you dress is extremely important, too late now to alter anything. Be clean shaven and take out any piercings and hide any tattoes. Sit straight with your chest out and your head up. Give a firm hand shake and make sure you make eye contact when you do it, make an appropriate amount of eye contact through out the interview. If you have any questions ask away
Rape your employer.
>>28531424
don't say i browse /r9k/
Op here
got the job
>>28532511
this is true
>>28532520
this is true
the pay is 7.70 pounds an hour
48 hours a week
niight shift
whoopeee
slave labour here i come
>>28533502
>48h a week
yep, literal slavery
>>28531424
repeat after me
YOU ARE GOING TO FAIL. YOU ARE GOING TO FAIL. YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER AND THE PERSON INTERVIEWING YOU WILL BE DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
>>28531424
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>>28533578
the thing that has pissed me off is all the fucking paperwork
It's ridiculous
>>28533598
I did this
apparently it worked
Your interviewer. She is a seasoned Stacy who loves gossiping about loser guys with other women at the office.
>>28533502
Good for you man.
Honestly
Don't listen to these people talking about being a wagecuck
I know neither of us know each other but I'm proud of you
Late to the party, but read something aloud beforehand and try to get a good voice going. I usually use Indian mythology articles because of the good pronunciation exercise.
Usually takes me about 15 min to get a good articulation and timbre.
>>28531424
stare at him without blinking itll show him how much of a man tou are
you are the boss anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1O0rdvyYys
