>He imagined playing or singing that song at the school talent show and impressing that girl he liked
>>28530167
>He imagined freezing time, undressing/raping one particular girl and leaving her naked in the front of the class as you unfreeze time.
>>28530803
>He imagined killing everyone in school and then suicide
>he imagined switching lives with a girl for a day
>>28530167
What is that even called. There has to be a term for it.
>he went to his high school prom
>>28530803
Isn't there a japanese porn genre like this?
Time freezes and the guy fucks everyone
>he imagined beating up a bunch of bullies and impressing his crush
>he imagined making shitposts on r9k
>>28530829
Autism.
Original comment.
Another original comment.
>he imagined growing up tall, strong and handsome
>>28530167
>>28530803
>>28532388
how can you know
>>28530167
Jesus stop, please
I used to do this on a daily basis
>he wrote a 2 page long paper to ask a girl out and rehearsed it
It was me. I'm really happy I lost that notebook
>he imagined taking a bullet or getting the shit beat out of him defending her honor type scenario
>>28532478
You also imagined a blade or laser coming out the side of a car you were riding in cutting down lampposts and trees as you drove past them.
>>28530167
>he imagined playing the guitar so well that all the girls in the front two or three rows were impregnated
>>28532528
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee get the fuck out of my head pls
>>28532528
Fuck me get outta here with that accuracy
>he imagined impressing his crush as he played his favorite video game on class while everyone watched and asked questions like "how did you do that"?
I can't be the only one
>>28532584
wow ive imagined impressing her many ways, but never as lame as a video game holy shit
>>28532528
>he imagined the windshield wipers knocking over objects outside as they come down
>>28530803
I still imagine doing this desu except now I imagine impregnating as many women as I can
>having an imagination
These fucking normies get worse every year
>>28532584
this hurts so much
you must stop
>>28530863
yes
FUCK OFF ORIGINAL SHIT
>>28532633
>posting on /r9k/
spotted the normalscum
>>28530167
>>28532388
>>28532528
>>28532584
I still do all of these and I'm 21. Should I end it lads
>>28532584
>that kid who tried making this fantasy a reality in fucking high school and brought a montage of video game footage he made to class for his presentation
>he would keep saying "wait wait watch this part coming up" and then awkwardly wait for people to cheer or laugh during the "good parts", but nobody said a word during the entire presentation
>overheard some girls from that class talking about how awkward it was later
poor kid. by high school he should have known better.
>>28532528
fuck i thought i was the only one who did that.
>>28532667
I'm 22 and I still imagine playing songs I listen to in front of my high school classes desu
>>28532528
dam i didnt think anyone else did this
>>28532671
Holy shit anon I'm so sorry. Sorry for what that cunt said about you and sorry that you thought it was a good idea at the time
>he imagined saving his school from invading shooters
>>28532677
Nah I was on another forum recently and it turned out almost everyone did it and thought they were the only one. I guess human brains are pretty similar after all.
Even the people who didn't do it said they did a variation on it, like instead of a cutting device they imagined a little guy jumping on top of the stuff they were driving past, like a platform game.
>>28532715
>he imagined he was the head of these invading shooters, in a tense hostage/standoff situation. All the huddled masses cowering
>He imagined a situation where the guys and girls had to undress in the same locker room for gym
>He imagined having the power to see through clothes
>he imagined his hot teacher keeping him in after class for some "extra instruction"
>He imagined being the only human alive
>He imagined beating up an alpha Chad in front of stacies to humiliate him.
>He imagined that a girl from his class who just looked at him for 2 seconds later went with him to bed and fucked the shit out of him
>He imagined playing a role in a famous movie or a series which was later shown to his highschool
>>28530803
Go to bed Wallace
>>28532944
Fuck off
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>he made sure to keep track of where he walked so as not to cross over his own route going back
>>28532983
>he counted the number of steps taken in each cement square on the sidewalk, trying to keep it even
>>28530167
>implying i didnt
>implying i didnt wipe the fucking floor of all the faggot contestents and win the show
feels good i decided to enter. Didnt even do it to "impress" anyone, just wanted to play in front of an audience and i won.
Playing Andy Mckee's drifting on guitar and smashed everyone and their faggot singing out of the water.
>>28533037
yeah alrite m8 cheers lmao
>>28532814
Hey senpai you're looking qt af today I want to fuck you in the ass
blox blox
>>28530167
>he was outside and saw a pretty girl and imagined that they started talking and she really liked him and wanted to date him and played over various scenarios of them being together as a couple
>he fell for the "dont give the bullies attention and they will stop" -meme
>>28533011
Even numbers are best numbers, everyone knows that
>he imagined the teacher's ass cartoonishly bursting right through her jeans every time she leaned over
DELETE THIS THREAD RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT
