>One, two, NEET'IES coming for you
>Three, four, Better lock your door
>Five, six, grab a Xanax
>Seven, eight, Ya better get too sleep
>Nine, ten, working it, till ten
another day, another dollar
>>28529748
Jason is better
>>28529748
Thisscares wagecucks.
>>28529748
These threads are getting more creative and better by the day. Thank you anon and may the wagecucks stay buttblasted
>>28530272
>>28529748
i still only come to r9k to laugh at these threads. theyre my favorite.
LEAVE ME ALONE
JUST LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE
I HAVE WORK IN 3 HOURS
PLEASE
>>28529748
Listen up you neet faggot. Your life is nothing more than being a parasite. I actually help society and further mankind, while you cuddle up with your neck beard blankey and body pillow waifu. I AM A FUCKING ASSIST TO THIS WORLD AND YOU ARE NOTHING. AT LEAST INKMOW THAT IF I WORK HARD ENOUGH AND MAKE MONEY AND GET A REAL WIFE YOU ARE NOTHING ALL OF YOU NEETS ARE NOTHING NOTHING MORE THAN THE FILTH AND MUCK IN THE SEWERS I WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN YOU I WILL HAVE SEX ONE DAY AND HOLD STACEY'S HAND SO FUCCCKKK YOU
>>28529748
But I'll be at work. Awake?
Or are you going to pretend to be my boss and grill me over something?