>Using porn as a point of reference when pleasing women
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
I don't please women so no, I don't do this.
I used to think my weewee went in the baby hole but my gf taught me it goes in the pee hole. thanks a lot porn
>>28529575
>I seriously hope you guys don't do this
how is that any of your business?
go back to /r/relationships
>>28529575
I have displeased women already just by existing in the same room as them. I will not get to the point where I can use porn as a reference for anything
This won't be a problem for me
Do they like it when you slap your willy on their pussy before you put it in?
>>28529575
>implying anyone here is pleasing women
>>28529661
meh, just don't be pounding and plowing really fast and rough.
>Implying anyone here watches porn
GTFO cancer.
>>28529598
First time I was with a girl I mistaken her pee hole for her vagina. Heh. We all start somewhere......
You can learn how to eat pussy from porn.
>>28529689
Okay what the fuck I've heard of guys doing this.
How is your dick small enough to fit in there?
Her pee hole is really really small.
>>28529666
>see these trips exactly as the clock rolls over to Friday the 13th
>it's completely true
Yeah nah fuck this I was gonna shitpost for a while but I'm just going to bed
I'm a transsexual
Porn taught me how to suck the dicks of other transsexuals p well
I have very little experience but everyone whose dick I've sucked has told me it was the best dick sucking they've ever had. Their reactions reinforced that assertion
One time my first gf handed me a flavoured condom and was like "wanna try this ;^))))" My response was "vaginas can taste?".
Being an old fag and losing my virginity before I saw porn was interesting
Why not? Why not hold the one popular idea that doesn't favor women? You see so many posts replying to 'I like porn meme X' that say women just put up with it because guys want it. Why not just let them put up with it.
Why give them that back when they give you nothing else? Don't give up your one bargaining chip robots.
>>28529689
>>28529720
>about to have sex with short virgin
>take a peak at her lady parts
>think I see the urethra
>it was actually her vagina
>proceed to torture her with my micropenis
/r9k/ shouldn't obsess over virginity, it was kind of brutal
>>28529575
OP has the right idea. What he's saying is why would anybody care about what pleases women? JUST worry about yourself.
>>28529676
Sounds like you're considering sex just one of those daily activities you do out of habit roastie. More of an 'don't make it bad' instead of a 'make it good' thing.
Revolting to use men that way.
>>28529680
>implying meets do anything other than watch porn all day
>>28529783
Seriously I don't understand how that works. I never really look, I don't know if it's because I have a big dick but it just goes in the right spot if it gets that far. I just really don't understand how it would fit because I don't think you'd be able to get a finger in there either like just how small of a micropenis do you have? I can't wrap my mind around this I need to know. For science.
>>28529821
Half of the tip of my pinky made her nearly cry at first.
I think I'm about 4.5" on a good day.
The height difference and small dick made the ergonomics strange and caused me to be prone to popping out. So sometimes I'd have to look.
I thought the experience would make my penis feel less small, but it felt more like having a square peg.
>>28529873
Girth you dumb. Length isn't a factor in fitting a small hole.
>>28529873
How much of a height difference, I fooled around with a girl I had almost a foot of height with she was practically a midget in height legally. I found it really only made a difference that it'd like get my dick stuck up against her pelvis since she was like an anaconda with her legs around me. It didn't really go past that and I didn't even want to go that far I just can't help myself sometimes I got this weird thing for butterfaces.
>>28529890
That isn't spectacular either, but I guess it's big relative to the length. I'm sure it's still below average though.
>>28529911
She's 5' and I'm 6'1".
