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Hey robots I'm meeting up with a cute girl from tinder tomorrow
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Hey robots I'm meeting up with a cute girl from tinder tomorrow to fuck. Any tips for a virgin?
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>>28529549
put penis in vagina
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>>28529556
This guy's on the right track, OP. Just feel around the back of the knees for it and jam it in once you've found it.
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>>28529549
>using the normie app

kys asap
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>>28529549
Use your hibs, pretend you are reeling in a bass with your dick.
Kiss neck, collar, then tibs.
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>>28529606
I'm actually not that good looking of a guy but I have really made an effort in the past few months to come out of my shell and develop my social skills. I was really surprised I was able to match with a few cute girls.
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>>28529626
Fuck off out of this board fucking normie.
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i just swipe left 98% of the time

fucking orange slags, is this exclusive to the UK?

also
>losing your virginity to some random bitch
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I did the same thing as OP (girl wasn't much to look at though), went okay - got her off twice with just my fingers, made her blow me, all without coming off like a total virgin. Only problem as a Big problem, though - I couldn't get hard enough to actually fuck her. Pretty discouraging. She was nice about it at least.
Hope you have better luck OP
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>>28529549

>Any tips

Hang yourself, normie.
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>>28529549
As far as tips go, just pretend you're a Chad who knows what he's doing. Foreplay, get her off - gspot and clit, maybe a bit of gentle biting and hair-pulling if you're feeling confident. Push her around, guide her movements, make her feel like you're completely in charge.
And enjoy yourself. That's your objective, ultimately.
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>>28529722
>losing your virginity to some random bitch

Sorry I'm not some sentimental faggot
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