cute girl:
"have you ever had a girlfriend?"
"so when was the last time you had a girlfriend?"
what do you say? Same goes for similar questions.
>>28529083
Tell them you're dating a model who lives in Canada
>>28529083
Say it was in high school or band camp or something. Never admit to being a virgin.
>>28529083
tell her the truth anon
>>28529083
I have two well rehearsed stories about 2 fictional gfs that I will use in those situations. They're partly based on truth which makes them more believable, the difference being in the story I don't fuck up and miss the opportunity
nope, but ive had boyfriends!
>>28529083
you have to make up some clever witty reply
i don't know how to be clever but you can ask the red pill subreddit and they'll tell you
>>28529083
If you tell her you're a virgin she will laugh at u and ridicule u for your beta boy cherry dick, and she will get her boyfriend chad to laugh at u too and everyone will laugh at u coz u virgine and should kys, but not before god laughs at u too for being virgine and lucifer will laugh at u for being virgine, and then both the unknown universe and the known will converge 2 become 1 and laugh at u for being a virgin.
>>28529083
No
Never
I'm also a virgin
I really don't give a fuck anymore.
>>28529083
Nah I haven't unfortunately, but maybe we can fix that. So what are you doing later (or some variation thereof)
>>28529128
>I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose
Gets all the ladies soaked
>>28529145
If I could make that many people laugh, especially the big man downstairs, I would say my life had some meaning.
>>28529165
That's actually fucking great.
Thanks anon lmao
>>28529083
>"Yes. I'm gay, though." :3
>>28529104
But i live in canada
>>28529083
Honesty is the best policy here. Just pure, blunt, honesty.
Who gives a shit anymore? They're not going to be interested anyway, right? Fuck it.
>>28529083
>"so when was the last time you had a girlfriend?"
just say "high school" or something
>>28529083
"Yeah."
"It's been a long while" and then if they press "a year ago."
That way it's like eh, of course he seems a bit rusty.
>>28529083
Some family members ask if I'm seeing anyone every now and then in family reunions. I just tell them that I'm not. No need to go all sperglord about it, people ask but don't really care. They're just trying to make conversation.
>>28529444
Are you an autist
>>28529527
No I just don't care anymore.
>I mostly just watch porn desu
>It beats putting up with womens bullshit
Then laugh at her because you've saved up enough money from not having children and a wife to spend all your money on frivolous bullshit that you can afford to travel the world.
>>28529527
I kind of agree with him. Just be honest and don't build a wall of lies around yourself. If it's a red flag for her, you really lost nothing of value. If it was a work/school thing, I'd just say "I'm not really interested."
>>28529122
same
I only have one such story though
I don't think they believe me
>>28529444
I'm with this guy. Literally why does it matter at all? What kind of girls are you talking to that would actually give a shit either way? It's not going to make you more or less attractive.
>>28529083
Iktf OP.
Although it was worse for me because I was actually gay (albeit closeted).
So I felt even more paranoia about whether my response was adequate or not.
God I hated this shit back in school, the girls who asked me these kinds of questions were never cute and were some of the most annoying people I'd ever met. They'd usual follow up one of those questions with a "Do you want one?" I'd always say no.
>>28529083
lie and make one up
it's so easy to deflect a retarded/personal question like that. how clueless are you? not advising you to sperg out and be rude, just brush it off. no one worthwhile will be asking you that. even if your only goal is to try and get laid or whatever, showing some spine and making it clear you don't owe them specific info like that will probably be the only thing that could help your case, if are in a position where you'd consider lying. the actual answer doesn't really matter.
>>28529165
Underrated
Oc
>>28530546
Nice fantasy there f a m. Regardless of what he says or doesn't, it's going to draw undue attention to him and make him feel awkward. There's little avoiding that.
literally NEVER been asked this question by a girl my age.
just be ugly and you won't have to worry about this
>personal questions in general
when you're KV depressed NEET literally everything is embarrasing even the most common questions
>what do you do?
>what do you wanna do?
>any girlfriend?
>are you studying?
>do you plan to?
>etc etc
literally anything they ask you makes you feel bad about yourself.
>>28529083
OP isn't it MILDLY flattering to even possibly be considered girlfriend-worthy? Imagine all the autists who never get such question posed to them (apart from relatives/family members who ask purely out of politeness, knowing full-well the answer is a definite 'no'.)
>>28529083
You're the first one, girl.
>>28529372
She took an airplane ride to Los Angeles/New York.
No girl has asked me this stupid question. Do you even go outside or have you finally became delirious from staying inside for so long?
>>28529372
So?
Original gangster
>>28529444
Chad here, This is literally the only non-autistic response.
You're a virgin, Own it, Be like-Fuck yeah im a virgin, Big deal.
They might even offer to help you loose it.
You all would probably just be mousy and scarred of the question.
This is you guys- "a girlfriend...I, Uhhhh, Yeah totally, she was cool. we had sex. uhhhhh, gotta go get a drink, ha, see you later"
and then you'd probably go home and write about it on r9k.
Ask her how many men she slept with?
>>28529165
Aw snap son, dats the shit.
>>28530612
"by a girl my age"
Does your mom often ask you this ?
people dont really ask that right?
Why would they? so they can feel better about themselves and confirm their suspicions about you? or just to turn the topic towards them when they talk about how longs they've been single (ie a couple months maybe)
>>28530751
my mom, psychiatrists, doctors, etc.
>>28530592
well obviously i was answering under the assumption the questions were being asked in earnest. of course the high school scenario you're describing of the popular cheerleader girl turning around and mocking him loudly in class would call for different advice, but that's not what i was talking about and what i said applies pretty universally outside of silly shit like that.
>>28529165
kekd, gold
Don't listen to the trolls saying JUST DO IT, don't ever admit you're a virgin under any circumstances
>>28530777
>Do you have a wife?
>A girlfriend
Fuck off.
Does it count if it happened as kids?
How do you even get yourself into a situation where a girl asks you this question? It's never happened to me, the few times I talk to girls they're too disinterested to even probe that far.
>>28529083
>he hasn't learned to say "ive dated a few girls but nothing really serious"
because every time you get past the third date, theres nothing new to talk about and the relationship dies
>>28529083
With the truth.
>"have you ever had a girlfriend?"
Yes.
>"so when was the last time you had a girlfriend?"
Six years ago.
>>28531020
N-n-n-n-normie
Leave m-m-my board
R-r-r-EEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just lie. That's what I did.
>"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
Yeah, when I was in high school.
These are the secrets you take to the grave. Don't out yourself as a virgin.
I've been thinking about just lying and saying what I wished would've happened after some missed opportunities/signals. It's probably more believable if I base it on real situations and people, right?
>>28529083
>tfw the doctor asks if i've had any sexual activity
how do i answer?
>>28532385
>female doctor asks me if i ever had sexual activity
>asks me about my masturbation routine
>asks about my fetishes
Why do women even become psychiatrists? To treat rape victims that can't talk to men?
