>Chilling in my home in the middle of the night
>Start seeing dozens of termites pour in underneath the front and patio doors
>Spray them, stomp them
>New ones keep coming
What do I do? Can't get a pest guy here till morning and by then there'll be thousands in here
Hold the line, not a single step back
>>28528927
Make shift flame thrower, they will pop like balloons
>>28528927
Got a can of Lysol handy? Harsh cleaning chemicals might do the trick.
Also, post pics, it sounds absolutely disgusting.
>>28528960
>>28528994
>>28529387
Literally all of this.
>>28528960
>>28528994
>>28529387
>>28529397
>My cameras out of batteries
There are now winged termites dropping out of my ceiling vents. I'm scared to go to sleep. What if they crawl in my nose and start chewing?
>>28528927
IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME! HOLD THE LINE
>>28529732
Pour borax (the white fabric detergent shit) in a thick line in front of them then piss on it.
>>28529732
>Camera out of batteries
ITT: things that never happened
super originality
