Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Bernie Sanders campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Saturday at work. I have no pictures yet.
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
sounds like robot material go for it
take her to the bathroom and fuck her ass
>>28528432
she sounds literally perfect dude
>>28528432
Is she retarded or superstitious? They are very different.
s>he said she had not needed one for a while
Dont fuck crazy my man
>>28528432
>Bernie sticker
Dick trap. You'll get it easy, but you'll get tangled in crazy.
>I know one of these girls anon, it's not worth the hassle.
Is /r9k/ is really this bad at recognizing old, old copypasta that has been posted hundreds of times?
>>28529741
its mostly because r9k is full of redditors who first came here to laugh at the true robots and then stayed