Tell me about all the relationships you've had.
I wonder what kind of relationships robots get into, and how it affects them.
Chads/roasties need not apply
Ok here we go...
And that's it!
>>28528269
>ex gf regular r9k poster
we have a falling out, recently started talking again, she gets all her electronics taken away by her parents
feelsbadman
I'm currently beta orbiting the fuck out of an 18 year old who I think I had a shot with at one point but blew it. We still argue like a couple sometimes though so that's cool.
>>28528479
that's pretty embarassing for her. is she 14 or something?
>>28528501
crazy girls are the best
Dated a girl for five years.
She found every single thing I was ever insecure about and used it to manipulate me. She was a feeder and pressured me into overeating so I'd get fat and not cheat on her. Then she cheated on me.
I went into that relationship a slightly awkward dorky guy, and left it a complete robot who can barely talk to the guy at the fast food counter.
I've had 3, 2 of which ended awfully and 1 of which was barely a relationship
>>28528587
No she aint 14.
We are near the same age.
>>28528587
they are, I think I'm going to try to win her back but it's fucking rough. She's like a 10 so guys constantly hit on her. She'll never admit it either but I matter a lot to her. Made some progress today, here's hoping I don't fuck up.
>>28528631
Did you not have any ideas what was happening? And you were okay with it? Why did you two break up? Where did you meet her?tfw no posessive girl to feede me
one time I went on a date with a girl and then got friendzoned
>Deranged nerd girl becomes manically obsessed with me in early highschool
>Think I'm too good for her
>years later realise I am trash and fall in love with her
>she's different now and we break up quickly
>Still got to experience what it feels like to fill a girl with semen at least
Never had I felt so pathetic and so defeated though, as the time I tried to get back together with this girl. I just watched her move on to all my friends. The only girl who would ever love me had decided she didn't really like me as much she originally thought.
It's been a long time but I'm done now. I'm insane now.
>>28528671
>barely a relationship
what do you mean by this?
>first gf was two years younger than me (high school; I was a junior, she was a freshman)
>nerdy girl from a rich family
>I was still a mostly decent person, or trying to be
>we acted like we were madly in love
>talked about getting married and leaving the country together
>childish shit like that
>got bored of her a couple months in, broke it off
>she took up cutting afterwards
>we're still friends
>second gf was my age, happened roughly a few months after ending it with girl #1
>basically a Stacy with nonexistent self esteem
>never quite understood why she liked me, as we had literally nothing in common
>I was there to comfort her whenever her parents fought and seemed to be on the verge of divorcing
>occasionally I'd ignore her or act distant if I felt that she wasn't appreciating me enough
>lost our virginities to each other
>got bored of her after a few months and ended it
>girl #3: not actually a girlfriend, but a good friend that I occasionally messed around with
>probably the healthiest relationship I've had so far
>girl numero quatro
>another freshman, this time I was a senior
>pretty dumb, with some manipulative tendencies
>was abused as a child, low self-esteem as a result
>liked being slapped: face, ass, you name it
>tits as big as her head
>we ended up becoming too attached to each other for my liking (the breaking point was when I noticed she'd filled entire pages of a notebook with nothing but my name)
>broke it off to save her/myself from doing something stupid
>lasted roughly six months
>later found out she had carved my name into her arm
>current gf
>met off the internet, so we're long distance for now
>has almost all of the same fetishes that I do
>knows what a piece of shit I am, doesn't seem to hold it against me
>is likely the nicest person I've ever met
I really, really like her and am terrified of fucking things up with her. Here's hoping it all goes well.
>>28528771
Are you for real cunt go back to /soc/.
>>28528269
My dad left when I was 10 but was always absent, my mom is worried but doesn't really try to change me, my sister is a Stacy who pretends to be christian, my dog died 5 years ago and I still cry.
>>28528702
I dunno man. I must have known on some level, and all of my friends (even the ones who were originally HER friends) would constantly tell me how terrible she was and that I should dump her.
She was physically 8+/10 and I wasn't exactly Chad before her, and I just thought I'd be alone forever if we broke up. (It's been 3 years and so far I was right about that.) I always just thought things would get better somehow too, like if I fixed all of the shit that she criticized me for somehow she'd start being nice to me again and stuff.
Eventually she started drinking a lot and turned into a 24/7 cunt, and was talking to this dude online a lot, and I realized that I was only hurting myself by staying her, so I told her to GTFO. Never 100% got told that they'd boned, but she moved in with him a few weeks later, so...
The thing that really sucks is that she's a really well-known cosplayer with a big following. She spread a lot of bullshit about me, and I can't ever say anything about her because it'll get back to her and she'll send her 200k strong white knight army after me. Somebody we both know posted a really similar story on FB yesterday and it sucked not being able to even comment on it for fear of her seeing it.
>>28528705
How does that feel Anon? Do you still talk?
>>28528714
Why did she take a liking to you?
It's not your fault anon, she sounds obviously mentally unstable and of dubious character.
>>28528269
>Tell me about all the relationships you've had.
None. i'm 36 that boat sailed a long time ago friend.
when i was 19 i had a gf who was 26
she broke up with me 6 months later
>>28528788
But I like it here.
I'm as shitty as any of you, just in different ways.
>>28528724
It was a highschool thing, we hung out a few times on little dates but it fell apart due to aftershocks from relationship 1 on my end.
Never had gf, female friend or any kind of relationship.
The closest thing I've been to a relationship was when I was forced to dance with a bunch of roasties for gym class.
I hated it and them so I intentionally tried to make them as uncomfortable as I could.
Little things like roughly turning them, stepping on their feet, refusing to make eye contact, etc.
I've been out of high school for 2 years and I still don't regret it.
>>28528771
Woah Little Chad, you've had quite the number of romantic partners...
>>28528816
Because I was cute little autist and she was a plain nerd girl with a skin condition, and fate so happened to lump us together at a new school. I didn't like to make friends, so naturally she became one of my only friends.. We would spend a lot of time together in and out of school. I treated her like dirt and made her cry often.
>>28528631
Lol you poor piece of shit
>>28528832
Why do normies ruin everything
EVERYTHING!
>>28528980
making girls cry is the best thing ever http://efukt.com/21370_Trolling_Wannabe_Pornstars_2K16!.html#
>>28529071
Nah it was pretty sad
