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Face it. Women are demanding, frustrating psychological Rubik's
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Face it. Women are demanding, frustrating psychological Rubik's Cubes. To even get near one, you have to lift, pay for her shit, pretend to agree with everything she says, and even throw out your hobbies to make room for boring normie stuff. If you're not Chad, they are nothing but pain.

Why not find a nice boy instead?
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Gee willekers!I wonder who could be behind this post?
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You're preaching to the choir friend, this is a gay board
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I'd prefer a nice loli, actually.
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>>28527476
Someone who knows the only way out of the incel hell your life is in.
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>>28527414
>>28527505
w-why am I hard

i'm not gay

source?
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I want to find a nice boy too, but one that fucks me.
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>>28528525
Stop lying to yourself, faggot.
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op is right. Boys are so much less trouble...
No drama, no bullshit, just cute boys
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I'm not a footfag by any means, but traps are always ruined for me by man feet. Man hands I can ignore, but the feet always throw me off and disgust me.
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>>28527414

I wish it was easy to be gay OP. I've tried looking at trap porn, and while some are hot, the dick reveal always makes me go limp. I don't know if it's a psychological thing or chemical, but my brain won't give up a natural female vagina.
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>>28527414

because if a boy looks like a girl he has mental issues far worse than any woman could
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>>28527476
You give the jews way too much credit, but I do wish OP would take this shit to /b/, /soc/ or /lgbt/.
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>>28527495
Underrated. Just Princess Maker that shit like that one guy who got the V&.

I'd say just go for older women but while some are fine the other half create even more hoops for you than you could imagine.
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>>28527414
Yep. I'm not gay.
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>>28527414
>Why not find a nice boy instead?
I'm trying. I want a robot bf, tbhonest. An uncut one.
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>>28529312

>being picky

no, you don't want a robot bf. you want an ideal person. die in a fire.
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>>28529324
>ideal person
Not really. Fuck off, roastie.
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>>28527414
>pay for her shit, pretend to agree with everything she says, and even throw out your hobbies

Being a little beta bitch isn't the way to get a woman, anon.
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>>28529312
are you cute?

im cute and uncut
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>>28529349
I've been told I'm good looking, but it was by """"friends"""" and this old white man at a chinese restaurant when I was going there. He was leaving.
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>>28529379
pics plz
are you uncut too?
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I remember the thread op got the images from. Guy has such a cute benis
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>he can't solve a rubiks cube
o i am laffin
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>>28529398
Yes, I'm uncut. I don't post my picture here since I don't want to be called a camwhore or told that I'm wanting attention/compliments, tbhonest.
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>>28529408
fuck those jealous whores

show what you got, fuck the haters
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>>28529408
fine, I won't be your bf then :3
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>psychological rubrics cubes
Wow you're quite flattering. I'd call them a repeated set of 100 tick tack toes where your opponent is unwilling to play honestly.

Basically you're busy doing other things and every second or two you have to turn around, assess the game and put down your cross. Since it's such a simple game anyone can avoid losing in your only way of actually losing is distraction of some form. And they are holding the paper you play on so they can just pause the shit if they feel like it.

They're not complicated in any way. You're just distracted by more important things than them.

The only way to be relatively happy with a woman is to 'settle' with someone that doesn't appreciate themselves well enough. So they don't aim to cheat at the game. They want to play it fairly. And then it's just an activity, not this deceptive struggle where you have to remember the state the game was in before when you looked at the board. There's good intentions.
I wish I was gay though. It's not that simple though.
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>>28529442
Maybe I will. I-I don't know, though.
>>28529446
But you said...
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>>28529631
give me an email, if you dont want to post them here
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>>28527491
hahahahahhahahaha this
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I've just recently found a 1 in a million girl in my town. She doesn't care I don't drive or have any money and picks me up because she told me I am sweet to her. I've been a lifelong robot. Kissless virgin but I think I may lose both of those to her soon
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the gayest i can go is a tranny girl who is on track to get her penis turned into a vagina that's the gayest i can go
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>>28530153
OK anon this is your time to shine. Do your best!
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>>28527414
But anon, solving a Rubik cube is easy
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>>28527414
Wow, that guy has exquisite genitals
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>>28531731
I confirm.

I can solve a Rubik's cube in 10 seconds
I still can't understand a woman.
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>>28527414
I like both and let me tell you something, it's even harder to find someone if they find out you like both kinds. Unlike what people would expect, you don't increase your dating pool by half...

Being biscum is suffering.
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>>28531759
56 seconds here as fastest. would take way longer than that for me to get into a girls pants.
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it's been proven that any configuration of a rubik's cube can be solved in 20 moves or less

i can guarantee there are more that 20 steps involved in me getting a gf
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Because cute boys aren't into people like me. Understandably.
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>>28527414
Faggots are mentally ill. They are all fucked in the head.
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>>28527414
That's page 6 of the bullshit book. Agreeing with everything a girl says so she'll have sex with you. That doesn't work anymore. Women don't even like guys who just agree with them for pussy.
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>>28531749
He really does. Butt is alright too, it's definitely a flattish boy butt but I would still palm it.
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>>28531769
Can someone post more like this?
Dick could cut diamonds
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all relationships are bullshit, but its all i crave, and my interpersonal skills are beyond trash, whats the fucking point.
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>>28527414
I don't get the appeal of boypussy, I'm gay as fuck myself but it's easily the least relevant part of the male form and least attractive.
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>>28528687
Sucks for you famalam
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>>28528687
Do you prefer this shot?
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>>28533681
What do you prefer? Tummy?

Same guy as the OP pic btw
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>>28533697
Chest and face. Tummy is cute too but that one's too flabby.
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>>28527414
We can all agree that women are shit, but everyone also treats robots like shit. Cute boys will never date a robot. They may be better than women but they still want a Chad.
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>>28527414
>>28527505
>>28533640
>>28533686
>>28533697
Hey faggot

You're not a twink

Go post your pics on /soc/
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>>28533747
Not me, as much as I wish it was. I saved his pics from the thread last night.
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>>28533682
Wow, you're really fucking cute.

Can I suck your dick, perhaps?

Just so you know, I've saved this picture for later-fapping (:
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>>28533771

No one caught onto that.
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disgusting fags, kys
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>>28527414
/fit/ here. Lifting isn't enough, and honestly isn't necessary. I know this is gonna sound really fucking stupid but it worked for me so I'll just throw this out there. Try acting like an alpha. That was the single thing that made the difference in my life. Maybe you'd argue my lifting contributed, but otherwise it was just acting like an alpha, aka not paying for her shit/being a yes man/taking her hobbies. For me, acting alpha boiled down to acting entitled to live my life and have my own opinions/beliefs, and not being apologetic for that. I used to be apologetic about that sort of thing, and I used to just say yes to people, and it doesn't work. When you think about it, your cute japanese anime characters aren't yesmen either; they have their personality and paint their lives with it unapologetically. So, I guess this is me saying be urself, damn. But stop being so fucking sorry about it.
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>>28527414
>find a nice boy instead?
Boys don't have round jiggly butts that's why, & if and they do it's rare. I don't want a flat hairy man ass.
I'd consider it otherwise
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>>28534145
How do I get an ass this nice? Please don't be genetics
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>>28534172
You have to work out.
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>>28534145
Damn son, if I had an ass like that I would be slutty myself up and wearing cute dresses.
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>>28527414

Aids that's why.
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>>28534271
You can't get aids from someone that doesn't have aids
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>>28527414

Insinuating traps are not as hypergamous as women. You ever talk to one? They are the most self centered special snowflakes on the planet.
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>>28534190
That body has never been in a gym. You can't get a girly butt like that by squatting.
That's just genetics
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>>28534518
Squats birth nice asses though
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>>28534568
Yeah on women. If you're a dude yeah you can make it larger, but it will just be tight and firm. You won't have the estrogen & fat storages there to make it feminine.
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>>28534650
Are you into buttstuff? If not, squatting can give men the ability to fill out pants more. By the time you're stripping off your pants to bang a girl, you've already made it and none of this bullshit matters.
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>>28534815
Visuals matter a lot desu.
I'd be more inclined to fuck a tranny, then I ever would a guy unless he had feminine qualities. A firm ass isn't one of them
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>>28534879
Dunno. Maybe you're right. I think squats made my ass better, but fuck if I know the chemistry behind lifting. That said, I do lift for chicks and not men. Hopefully the chicks like it, I guess.
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