>have a roommate
>literally all he's done for the past week is bring his bitchy whore gf over and bang as loudly as they can
Why are normies so obnoxious? I'm right in the other room, here. One night I can understand, but ffs, EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR HOURS AT A TIME MULTIPLE TIMES PER DAY like fuck off already
>>28526620
Time for you to invest in a very expensive surround sound system.
>>28526643
I have a very inexpensive stereo system but nothing to play on it.
>>28526719
>nothing to play on it
You know how to download right?
If you want to scare the shit out of them, start listening to Hitler's speaches on them. If they don't stop fucking, you just have to turn the volume up a little but louder, but not to loud. Just enough so they can clearly hear the speaches.
>>28526820
nah I don't want to counter their obnoxiousness with overt creepiness. I'd rather just play Forza or smth really loud
if I were to do that, it'd have to be subtle though. I have big headphones that I'm usually using, exactly because I don't like disturbing people and prefer not to use the stereo unless there's company. but this is ridiculous. I think they're fucking slapping eachother or something too, it legitimately sounds like commercial porn, right down to the fake OOHHH AHHH FUCK UNGHHH out of this dumb bitch and the totally unnecessary butt-slapping
>>28526861
loud isn't exactly what you are looking for, you want quality and to make sure that they can hear your music. Its to remind them that you are still around, and that the walls are very thin.
Why do you people call people who live in the same house as you, and not in the same bedroom as you, your roommates?
>>28526990
you forgot that OP is an autist who is only living with other people so they can save more money from their welfare.
>>28526620
Nice cuckold fantasy.
>>28527052
I would not be surprised if he is a cuck. He's white, after all.
>>28526861
>Forza
>not GT
You deserve to be cucked
>>28527074
The Jew who failed?
>>28527116
He's of russian origin, so literally yes he's a failed jew
>>28527093
I only have a 360
would it be better if I said I was gonna play some Zone of the Enders instead
>>28527147
It would be better if you mentioned that they had a job, or that you were in college. Gave it away instantly, although your responses weren't that bad... still needs a bit of work.
>>28526620
Thou art almost as educated as I am!
>>28527204
I don't get it. is there some meme here? or do you actually think that "my roommate bangs too loudly" is too specific a complaint to not be a hilarious kopipe
>>28527204
Commit suicide (kill yourself)
>>28526861
Sounds like theyre doing it on purpose to fuck with you
Does your roommate dislike you?
>>28527628
Probably. He's always been very cold.
But I guarantee, if he fucks with me, oh my god, will I fuck him up.
>>28526620
>Be at a buddy's place for a movie marathon
>Lots of folks there
>Including my buddy's gf
>They start to get grabby
>They run upstairs to go bang
>Obnoxiously loud and angry sex ensues
>Everybody's embarrassed
>Buddy's little brother sneaks upstairs
>Minutes later he comes hauling ass down the stairs
>Suddenly this is playing at full volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un1Q2JMPPyQ
>Whole house explodes with laughter
>Buddy and his gf can't keep fucking because they're laughing to hard
>>28528399
>>Lots of folks there
>>Including my buddy's gf
>>They start to get grabby
>>They run upstairs to go bang
fucking gross, I'd just leave
>gets some prime fap material
>complains about it
What a spoiled fuck you are OP.
>>28526719
Norwegian black metal. It should put the normie's arse on fire.
>>28526861
You should set up a microphone in your room with a delay.
It will echo back their own muffled sounds.
>>28526719
Play whatever's on chiru.no im sure they'll appreciate it lmao
>>28528399
shit that never happened for 500.
My roomate/older brother did this a few years ago. I saw his gfs tots once when she was walking around naked. Anyway i guess there were nudes of her but i have never found them.* I have looked alot* they were on that on is anyoneup website i guess
>>28527048
No I meant, americans call their housemates their roommates, its weird. A roommate is usually the person you share your room with. Theyre living in the same house, not the same room. Why call him a roommate?
>>28528825
You're right, I lied.It was a D&D game.
>>28526620
Had a girl roomate like this. Came home one night drunk, hear her fuck, then she walks out into the kitchen just as I am finishing.
>You have told you hate this guy, yet here you are fucking him, you slut.
Boyfriend gets in my face the next morning, tells me I need to apologize
>Sigh
>Go over to roommate
>I am sorry I spoke my mind
>Both are speechless, make my exit.
>>28526719
Take the high ground, and play the greatest speech ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1fMvLbE85E
>>28527093
GT hasn't been good since 2 or 3, sony pony.
>>28526719
listen to meme grips on youtube
>>28526620
I know what you mean OP. My younger brother shared an apartment with me not too long ago and would bring his bitch gf over and bang her for hours and she was LOUD. Just listen to music or you could always fuck with them if you got the balls.
