> guess who's back?
> mommy's back
>>28526222
And where WERE you, 'mommy?'
The endless quest for mommy gf continues!
I want a mommy gf so bad i dont even care anymore
>>28526222
a tranny makes these threads
>>28526553
i know some single mothers on 4chan that do too
they normally hide their power level tho...
>>28526575
>i know some single mothers on 4chan that do too
That's cute, but I wonder if they miss the point of "mommy gf".
Reminder that this is just a Bandage shitposting thread.
>>28526704
oh for sure, but you can at least bask or steal a little of the motherly care if you "treat her right" and her kids.
like oh he's not a kid but he did me a favor so i'll spoil him a little.
>>28526222
No older woman mommy GF who will be accepting of me wanting to be a househusband and wearing girly clothes with a chastity cage on so that when she comes home I treat her as the most important thing in the world and makes me do house hold and make me please please her both non-sexually and sexually.
If I could live to serve someone like that then maybe I will have a reason to exist.
>>28526826
Do you even have anything to "serve" someone after a life wasted on procrastination and video games?
>moved to Japan
>got a gf who's 12 years older than me within 2 weeks
>she was initially afraid that she was too old
>after a month, she's realized I actually do like older women
>tfw she asks me to call her okaasan (mommy in nip)
>tfw she calls me little boy when we fuck
Life isn't supposed to be this good.
>>28527207
I've learned to take stories on 4chan with a grain of salt, considering it's more likely than not they are untrue.
I will live vicariously through you regardless.
>>28527207
I want this to be true because it gives me hope.
I want this to be false because one of them is now taken.
The suffering is inescapable.
>Tfw mommy gf can't give me attention 24/7 like she used to because of school and work
>Tfw hope of meeting mommy gf IRL this year slowly diminishing
>Tfw no babysitter friend to care for me in the meantime
Kill me lads. I'm getting too lonely for this shit.
>>28527244
>>28527318
It's true. We live in a relatively small city and do day trips to small villages every weekend, then fuck like rabbits in the hotels.
Since my language skills suck, she has to help me with everything. Whenever I do something on my own, she congratulates me on doing a good job.
It's heaven on earth, lads.
>>28527399
c-can we see some more pics of her?
>>28526738
nah I didn't post this one
>>28527606Black box so that her identifiable facial features aren't visible.
>>28527399
>>28527661
I am legitimately jealous
Fuck you random person on the internet, I hope you have a happy life and your relationship lasts, you piece of shit
>>28527661
So,how'd you two meet?
>>28527751
We met at a train station. The best advice I have isjust bee itself
>>28527792
What are the ages ranges?
20 and 32? Higher?
>>28527812
Above that, but she's not yet 40.
>>28527836
Was she single in her 30's?
Isn't htat rare in Japan or was she divorced from a previous marriage
>>28527845
Never been married and lives with her family. She's too pure for me.
>>28527836
Neat
Do you think it was your differing tastes as a gaijin that let you be with her? Do most nips see someone like her as a super christmas cake and untouchable? Do you get weird looks in public?
>>28527894
We actually have compatible music taste, and that's the first thing we connected over.
Loads of old dudes stare at us everywhere we go. We once went to a cafe and an old woman asked her how she got such a young man (she didn't think I understood Japanese).
And it really does seem like guys go for the <25 year old women. The over 50 dudes always seem to pick up young women for fun times and it seems normal/expected here
>>28527792
>We met at a train station
I thought Japs never even make eye contact at train stations? How'd you pick up a qt like that?
>>28526222
Why is this image of Saki Houjou used all the time for these threads?
I want to be mommy's baby boy. I want her to change my diaper every day after I make a brown mess of it. I want to her exasperated sighs after having to change me for the 109th time, but I will never stop. I will always shit for her, because I am her messy diaper baby. She will carry me around in a stroller in public, and I will stare at random passerby's as I let my bowels do my work for me. The whole ride she will be unable to smell it, only able to look down and see the growing fabric covering my pelvis. She will have to walk me while my diaper smells like shit, the stench completely incapable of being relayed to her as every pedestrian cowers and runs from it. She will know, but she will deny it. I want to be her fucking poopy diaper baby so fucking bad.
>>28526575
most of them go on steam im assuming
>>28527207
>>moved to Japan
What do you do for work or does mummy gf cover everything?
>meet girl at a get together with a coworker
>Thick white qt redhead who browses /pol/ and /r9k/
>isn't PC
>spend one night messaging each other for a few hours
>the topic of porn comes up
>she tells me about her fetish for being dominant in bed
>tell her my fetish for gentle Femdom
>she freaks about it and says it sounds perfect
>just invited her to take Xtc with me
Wish me luck boys, hopefully I'll have a mommy gf by Sunday. I might make it. Maybe you will.
>tfw
>tfw no yurup mommy gf
>>28528452
Diaper fetishists are some of the worst people.
>>28526222
>tfw I got a mommy gf in the interim
I love you, mommy!I also love you, OP
>>28526222
I am terrible at getting out and meeting new people, but even if I weren't, how on earth would I find a mommy gf type of person? I don't look or act like a child so I don't think it would be obvious that I'm looking for one.
>>28529982They don't exist. All women want dominating Chad-types, they all want daddy bfs.
Sorry
>>28528743
>implying he's going to tell us his secrets
He's probably an English teacher from my guess. Too bad JET is really hard to get onto or I'd definitely be doing that shit right now so I could get a Japanese housewife and live in nippon.
mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy threads why of all days.
I want to be a mommy gf to another girl.
>>28531184
Dykes not welcome. Get out of here immediately.
>>28531219
2
bad
4
YOU
>tfw this entire fetish literally just revolves around and stems from wanting another human being to genuinely care for you and show you affection
>tfw we're all actually in the icy depths of hell, as far away from actual love as one can possibly be
MOMMY!
I missed you mommy! Don't leave your little boy alone like that again!
>>28531184
>I want to be a mommy gf to another girl.
How old are you?
>>28532010
Only Twenty four.
>>28532059
Why did you capitalize "Twenty"?
>>28532173
Typing 24 caused a blox so I rewrote it and used a capital out of habit.
>>28527207
LIVING THE DREAM.
>>28528976
>coworker
inb4fired/blackmailed/etc.
>>28529228
no u. I love diaps but pewp is gross. Most ABDLs don't like shitting themselves btw.
>SOME diaper fetishists are some of the worst people
FTFY.
>Tfw not with my mommy gf RIGHT NOW
>Tfw not having my BP played with and filled with toys by her as she changes my diaps RIGHT NOW
>Tfw not giving me spankings when I'm being a bad babby and punishing me with extra thick Pampers that prevent me from being able to makecummies
>Tfw not being put in dresses and being her little sissy sometimes and being her diapered maid/chef/pet
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I HATE THIS WAITING
>>28532289
Wonder whatever happened to this couple. Such top-tier wew lad /gfd/ pictures.Inb4hegotcuckedanddumpedforchad
>>28532289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pqPETI1JYw
If I have a mother complex, loathe my mother but recognize she wasn't a bad mother what does that make me?
>>28526553
There's a lot of single moms on this board but let's say it was a tranny. As long as she passed I wouldn't mind some mommy roleplay though it still sucks since she can never be a mommy to begin with.
>Tfw not suckling on mommy gf's bewbz
>Tfw not snuggling up with mommy gf, getting cozy and falling asleep in her warm embrace
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
>>28532327
lel.
>Tfw fat af
>Tfw no qt trap body
>Tfw mommy gf said she'll help motivate me by exercising with me when we're together IRL
>Tfw not together yet so still chubby mess
>>28532794>Tfw no futa mommy gf
>Tfw not nursing on mommy's big fat cock
Well at least my mommy gf is into pegging and wants to stick her pretend benis in my bum ;-;7
>turn her into gf
>turn her into mommy
>she will sleep with you because gf
>she can't abandon you because of false feelings of emotional attachment to "her child"
Flawless plan. And they said psychology was a useless class.
>>28526222
kill yourself you fucking autistic piece of shit