I finally got my first girlfriend yesterday and she broke up with me an hour ago and now im depressed. Hold me /r9k/
>>28525705
Are you in elementary school or something?
>>28525724
No asshat, im 26
I relate to this so much I just had my first boyfriend and then he dumped me said we'd still be friends and has never talked to me since. The last thing he said to me was "I am Pooping"
>>28525787
Why did he dump you?
>>28525804
I have no clue that's what's killing me ESP BC we were friends and he liked me first I literally convinced myself to like him REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28525877
>>>>> tfw he actively thought chubbies were /fa/
>>28525705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8iVvAK3wJI
>>28525877
ill be you're bf bby ;)
>>28525877
I feel the same, my girlfriend and I had a great date at starbucks but the next day she texts me that she doesnt want to see me again. I wote a 500 word text explaining how much I loved her but she didnt reply
sorry anon, it'll get better with tyme.
>>28525705
I tried to break up with my bf after 3 days, he was so upset when I told him really really really upset. It was only when I saw the tears in his eyes did I realize what I meant to him. We stayed together.
My point is call her OP and win her back. It was a test to see how willing you are to fight for the relationship. Lots of girls do this, you can still get her back. You failed the test dummy! Get her back
>>28526051
fucking women
reee etc
>>28525804
obviously he dumped her because he had to take a dump
>>28526120
He would have appreciated that BC he loved puns!!! REEEEEEE
>>28526007
I'm swearing off boys for the rest of my life he turned me gay Ngl I'm growing a penis
>>28526022
Was that your first date?
>>28525705
Tell us about her? What was she like? Details?
>>28526383
I'll just keep posting until then.0
>>28526404
Wew and here's another's
>>28526404
2/10 body, you can do better senpai
>>28526421
Some moreo
>>28526430
I'm just posting recent ones I just got. I have plenty m8
I am sorry to hear that. It's like with software applications. Sometimes there are so many bugs it's just better to get a new program.
>>28526452
>>28526459
Wew my dudes
>>28526483
OP WHAT IS SHE LIKE?
>>28526249
Yes it was
>>28526383
>>28526596
She was beautiful, pic releated, she looked like this but with thicker glasses
>>28526694
Was she a feminist?
>>28526596
Please do go on OP
>>28526775
I dont know, we only talked for an hour
>>28526815
I dont know much about her, we only went on one date and she broke my heart, im drunk right now, should I text her?
>>28526848
Text her and if she doesn't respond then call her in 10 minutes. Do it mang!
>>28526873
I think im going to kill myself
azaza
>>28525705
>got my first girlfriend yesterday
>she broke up with me an hour ago
AHAHHAHAHDUSADHUASHDUASHD
>>28525787
lmao were you the poop?
>>28526935
Wtf? Nvm then! Fuck that bitch!
I just texted her i miss her
>All the autism in this thread
Here in normal people world, people go on first dates all the time that don't work out. She didn't "break your heart" she just decided the two of you aren't compatible. Just do whatever you did to get that date again, only with another girl, and see if she's better.
>>28527134
But I love her and shes not responding
>>28527134
Im so depressed, its not fair at all guys
>>28527237
If this isn't fake, what the hell have you been doing for the last 26 years to become like this, m8?
She just called me crazy
>>28527237
Oh my fuck! Why would you say that shit?!?! Why couldn't you just say "what did I do wrong?" Fucking hell OP...
>>28527314
Please kill me, I want to die, I want to die right now, the alcohol is not strong enough
>>28527237
troll thread reveal 8/10
>>28527344
Send more and bigger messages. Proclaim your love to her!
What if I show her how big my dick is? Do girls like that? I need her guys
>>28527344
I want to believe but at this point I can't. Nobody is this pathetic. On the off chance that you actually are this socially inept, don't text her again. You've already fucked up irredeemably. Sober up, find another girl and try again.
>>28527413
Only if it's bigger than 3 inches erect
>>28525787
"Hey guys I'm a grill :^)"
>>28527413
Normie looking for luls ect ect NT
>>28527447
>>28527436
I fucked up bad guys, I think its over
>>28527344
When a girl calls you crazy, it means she's really into you. Kinda like how girls like bad boys. I think you've won her over, OP. Good job, you should set up your second date now.
>>28527470
LOL, HAHAHAHA, wtf, the madman did it.
>>28526848
talked for an hour at a coffee shop , and then you write 500 words why you love her lmao you're a fucking wierdo
What happened was she (looks like a solid 6 only cos presumably not fat) was the first one to show you a lick of interest and agreed on a date. Besides if the date was good the girl would usually text first anyway.
>>28527470
Ur crazy
>>28525724
The normies are really fucking up this place.
>>28527470
This has got to be bait, holy shit lmao.
>>28527470
So, how does it feel to be autistic?
>>28527413
If you want her back, scare her. Wait a week or so and send her anonymous threats through fake phone numbers and temporary emails. Does she have an animal? Break into her place and kill it.
If she starts messaging you, asking you if you're doing this, tell her she's psychotic and if she bothers you again, you'll call the police.
Spread rumors about her having STD's, or cut the brakes to her car.
Persistence is key. If no man finds her desirable, she will be all yours.
As a grill :^) I can guarantee results.
>>28525705
I got my first gf when I was 26 too, for a couple weeks. she broke up with me and I got depressed but I few weeks later I started dating again and now Ive had a new gf for 2 years. stop texting her though its crazy
Achievement unlocked.
Do not worry friend. There's more to life than some ideal relationship.
Be yourself.
>>28526051
Then why did you want to break up you retarded whore? Dont you have any loyality?
>>28527602
>"believe in yourself :^)"
>being this much of a normie
I know that feel my gf broke up with me less then a week ago she's already talking to other guys and I was her first and she was my first we dated for a year and a half but and people keep telling me to man up and get over her already
>>28526935
Kill her.
She broke your heart, you break her legs
>>28527470
Yer cock isn't impressive OP. Long and thin isn't ideal for slut slits.
>>28527470
Just lost all sympathy for you, degenerate monkey
