>"Uncle anon my mom says you are a bad "creepy" man, and I shouldn't be alone with you, but you seem all right to me! Why does she say that about you?"
Why are you talking like a kid? You're 16
She doesn't want you to know how you were conceived.
>take a drag on cigarette
>"She's right, you should stay away from me"
>>28524564
>*teleports*
>>28523879
YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT
*unzips dick*
>>28525195
*teleports unzipped dick behind you*
all i want is money,fuck the fame,im a simple man
>>28524017
Shes 13 tops
>>28524564
Ok, Andrew Dice Clay
>>28523879
Cause I'm a fucking creep and you should stay away from me. And don't call me uncle. I don't even know you, kid.
>>28525162
Kekked more to this then i expected to
Nah, you're too old for me, so you're safe. I'll give you $100 if you can get me an hour with your little sister though.
>>28524564
You sound like you're a cool guy!
>>28525758
That's a cute Chinatsu, dude~.
>>28525840
I don't even know who she is I just save reaction faces.
>>28525365
my sister is 12 and she doesn't talk like that, you're so fucking delusional.
stop watching anime
>I wish I was special
>[Chorus:]
>But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo,
>What the hell am I doing here?
>I don't belong here.
my response
>>28525903
Because your sister is not interested in you and she's not trying to be cute in front of you.
>>28526005
Ya man, listen to her when she's on the phone with guys, it will sound completely different
>>28523879
Listen to your mother kid.
>>28526005
Thats because a 20something neckbeard created this thread but the girl in the picture is 13 tops
Idiot
>>28526513
t. neet shut-in
>>28526036
people dont talk as they type you cunt
>>28526005
or maybe mine isnt a shit slut
>>28524017
16 year olds used to have respect for their seniors
that's why it looks like that
