>took a fat rip after school one day
>got so high I passed out
>woke up as 27 year old NEET virgin
who rip van winkle here
That was essentially my life.
>>28522068
Do you remember the WishBone episode on this^ If your 27 you will know WishBone.
Take another puff and you'll end up being a thirty-something alcoholic bum.
>>28522116
>tfw when most of r9k were born when that show ended
>>28522149
WHATS THE STORY WISHBONE
>>28522141
Not if you keep your virginity. That is the power of the wizard. Since you won't be losing with a women you have to protect your ass. You can be raped from a wizard into a bum.
>>28522068
whoa spooks totally can relate one day in school i was masturbating to one of my teachers in bathroom stall and when i came i jerked so hard that my head hit the tile wall behind the toilet and i woke up face down in my own seaweed spooks because i didnt age at all just had to go back to class with my own seaweed all over my own face
>>28522116
I watched that show once, it was a dog dressed up as a medieval yuro. "the prince and the pupper" or something
literallly the only thing i remember that was like 1997 or something
