I am a wealthy single robot willing to pay a female a premium amount to take on the persona and the aesthetic of a girl I've been in love with for a decade.
We can negotiate prices and terms. Small girls or very passable, petite traps.
Post a pic and a small bio and I'll provide an email to contact later.
Would prefer females with low responsibility/no job.
I MAY take a male robot if he's very, very good at role play and could act like this girl on messengers or texts and stuff.
This isn't a joke. Anyone? I'm desperate and I'm trying to keep this incognito and anonymous.
i'm 5'1" 103 lbs, have acting experience but I'm a mom so IDK if you'd be interested
what do you mean by aesthetic tho?
You cannot be a robot if you're rich faggot
>>28522242
A mother on /r9k/?
Do you /ss/ with your kids?
>>28522255
Money doesn't buy happiness, anon.
>>28521605
I will do it for free with a catch, in return you have to acquire pinkie liea personality and hva voice changing surgery to sound like her
>>28522290
that comic made literally no sense
>>28522307
yes it does
>be ugly rich guy
>get plastic surgery
that's literally it
>>28522335
>plastic surgery
Come on now.
>>28522472
yeah bro totally doesn't work