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How is it possible that an obese ugly neckbeard can get a chubby
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How is it possible that an obese ugly neckbeard can get a chubby qt like this, /r9k/?
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That girl is fat too, they seem to be on same level
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That chin is out of this world
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>>28521288
I think she's a lot more attractive than him, but it still doesn't explain how.

Is it because he's a rich and famous youtube celebrity who supplies her with unlimited amounts of weed? Is this enough for the hypergamy hamster to say yes even if he looks like that?
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They are both undesirable and ugly.

The only point is that she's yet a young girl and good skin suffices for the male monkey brain to signal it's a fertile baby carrier and you won't get sick if you rub your cock in it.
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>>28521387
>They are both undesirable and ugly.
Oh come on she's adorable.
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>>28521267
Good question I have seen this alot too. I would put it down to two things
1. Alot of these heavy guys have beards (some women really like that alot) and because of their size can grow them really thick.
2. They have a good sense of humour, alot of overweight guys do as a coping mechanism and it works. Sure they won't get to fuck Stacey but they can make a lower tier girl laugh enough for her to like him.
I remember I went on a trip with my university for a weekend, we went to another city in my country. I met the weirdest couple, they were both 19/20. The guy was I would say at least 18 stone, had a limp and a massive beard. The girl was a cute really skinny short pale girl with short blue hair and thick glasses. In fact not only were they together but she was really passive towards him I.e. he spoke, she followed him, she laughed at all his jokes etc. Then again they were very much within the same clique as it were. They were both rocker or whatever you call them I guess that had alot to do with it. Anyways i only took so much effort writing this because I am on the toilet
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>>28521443
Are you blind or something? She's incredibly ugly.
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>>28521464
>because I am on the toilet
Godspeed.
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>>28521510
Hey maybe hes from the midwest
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>>28521267
>Be me
>23
>5'11
>230 pounds
>Balding
>Hairy as fuck

Gf:

>5'9
>120 pounds
>STUNNING blonde qt 9/10
>Mathematician
>Does whatever I say, no exceptions

Why do you get upset when people say to 'be yourself'? When you are around beautiful women, are you really being yourself?
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>>28521267
they're equally ugly
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>muh manley man XD
>muh big cuddly bear bf <3 <3 [eye-heart emoji]
that's exactly what she tells herself every day she spends with shrek over there

and yeah, it's money
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>>28521464
>they can make a lower tier girl laugh enough for her to like him.
Yeah that's not how attraction works.
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>>28521267
I've scene this guy before...and i can't pin point from where.
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He doesn't hate himself like you do OP
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She probably likes him for his great PERSONALITYtm.
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>>28521682
It's Paul's Ego from DP podcast.
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>>28521709
Are you sure? He has "depression" and does drugs 24/7 to get out of it, and has to mock people with no teeth every day to feel better about himself.
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Pretty sure it's a guy named PaulsEgo
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>>28521267
fuck you paul you fat piece of shit! go suck TJ's 2 inch cock and fuck ben in the ass with a tire iron. Then get Gman to do shitty raps while you corn hole yourself faggot

Btw the way your not funny your SHIT and i hope they drop your ass real fucking soon because i get tire of your shitty story's

Imma suck that dick call me!
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>>28521731
Thanks i thought i saw him from somewhere.
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>>28521351
>I think she's a lot more attractive than him
>she's not
>your wife is supposed to be more attractive than you fucktard, women only have one thing to offer
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>>28521709
>People shit on OP for his looks, hobbies, and poor social interaction
>agrees he is shit
>Y DU UYO HATE USEL? JUZ B URSELV
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>>28521785
What do you think about the recent Brett Keane situation?
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>>28521443
>>28521267
If hypergamy didn't exist they'd be in the same league visually
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>>28524013
But he still has more money and fame, and she's been using him to get into various podcasts and live streams.
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>>28521267
The chin is too big and she's fat
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>>28521267
>chubby
>qt

pick one
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Tfw I talked to Paul before his divorce and made jokes about his failing marriage without even knowing that it was true.
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An average-ish looking girl with an average-ish looking guy

STOP THE PRESSES

MUH HYPERGAMY
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>>28525491
>fat
>average

you are what is wrong with this planet
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>>28525546

The average person in the US is fat, anon.

http://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/health-statistics/Pages/overweight-obesity-statistics.aspx
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>>28525305
He was even married? How does a guy like that get married, what the fuck.
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>>28525614
Yeah though no pictures can be found of his ex-wife. He was honestly a pretty nice guy when I met him though.
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>>28525672
How did he get mixed up with the DP crew? He doesn't seem to be the same level of scumbag as they are.
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>>28525699
His early videos on atheism, he made several responses to Brett Keane and TJ.
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average looking guys get gf's all the time. don't buy into the 80/20 meme.
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>>28521267
What world do you live in where that hamgalaxy is anything but gas chamber tier
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>>28521822
You marry someone that would be a good mother to your children.
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>>28526006
Paul is sterile.
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>>28525876
I don't think I've seen him or TJ even mention atheism in years now, it's just been Jerry Springer for as long as I've been watching DP.
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>>28521267
She's fat and doesn't have that weird body positivity superiority complex a lot of girls are getting. It's pretty normal to see couples like this, OP. A lot of women do date up, but as long as you're not socially retarded (like most here, myself included) it doesn't seem like it'd be hard to get a girl like that.
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>>28526171
>>She's fat and doesn't have that weird body positivity superiority complex
So basically she's one in a million?
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>>28521267
that guy looks like a fat b0aty
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>>28526053
To be fair there's only so much you can talk about atheism
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This is what he looks like without the beard btw.
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>>28527233
Looks like a handsome midwestern man.
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>>28521585
Balding fat ass with a 9/10 gf who also happens to somehow be smart

Something doesn't add up. Or maybe its an open relationship.
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>>28521267
Tall bear-mode.

/thread

If you'd bother to leave the house at all you might try visiting a grocery store during the weekday evenings. What you will see is a bunch of early-mid twenties girls walking around with their fat, bearded, 6'3" Chad.
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Ew. Even femanons are 99% prettier than that girl, OP
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>>28527733
>Tall bear-mode.
Good call, he's 6'2. Fuck, why do I have to be a manlet.
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>>28527767
OP here, seriously? I really think she's the cutest.
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>>28527718
>open relationship

BINGO. She's got him cucked.
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>>28528051

Well, I guess people seem pretty divided on her. Good for people who like that look i guess.
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>>28521267
they're both literally 3.5/10
you're just a faggot who has no standards for girls
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>>28521267
>some fat girl

big whoop
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>>28528051
you must be fucking blind. her body is pure cellulite.
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>>28529103
>>28529184
Stop posting your anorexic tranny and get a haircut, you filthy numale
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>>28529267
dont get mad because no one is impressed by your pig gf OP.

keep trying to pretend my gf isnt gorgeous; its always good for a laugh.
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>>28529374
he's got you beat OP, your g/f is all kinds of nasty, wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole tbqh famalam
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He's white. White men can not be single unless they are trying hard.
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>>28521267
Paul is a funny smart great guy
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>>28529493
and not shallow either if he's willing to dick that Walrus.
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>>28521267
>How is it possible that an obese ugly neckbeard can get a chubby qt like this, /r9k/?

>obese ugly
>chubby qt
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