Why don't you become a chiropractor? They aren't real doctors so it's easy, and you get to touch 15 year old girl butts every day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=441mzvwWyI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEGn6o2BvOk
Even put it on youtube as free advertising!
Because the other 99 patients are old people farting and excreting things from every orifice as you carefully bend and twist their frail stinky bodies
>>28520645
Fuck watching these makes me want to go get a massage, I've never had one before.
>>28520695
You have private practice and can choose your own patients mate.
>>28520809
>Anon, Pediatric Chiropractor
"Sorry folks, kids only!"
My chiropractor used ti so the first one on me because my hips are crooked.
>neck pain
>makes her remove all clothes
Nice...
>>28520855
i was gonna reply something like this
what a retard
>>28520855
you can say you're doing charity and go to poor lolis house to massage them
>>28520855
I don't see your point? What's unlegit about being a pediatric chiropractor?
>closest thing to a massage I ever had was a guy in his 50's licking my asshole at his motel room
Best feeling in the world desu. Not just in a sexual way it just fucking felt great
>>28520932
>guy in his 50's licking my asshole at his motel room
>not just in a sexual way
>best feeling in the world
>guy in his 50's licking my asshole at his motel room
>fucking felt great
>not
>sexual
>>28520645
Emily wants his dick
>>28520932
You sure can find a lot of weirdos on this board who complain why they can't find gf but are actually weird as fuck and have no morals or standards.
Desu desu desu I am sorry to tell you but you will be in future register for pedophiles.
>>28521016
I don't think the average pedo is interested in a guy in his 50s.
>>28520967
nah it was sexual as well but i could see detaching the sex side and just enjoying the feeling, know what I mean?
>>28521016
Thats one hell of a jump to go from a single gay experience to full on jailed pedophile but thats the logic of a totally normal gf-having not weird as fuck person who has strong morals and high standards.
>>28521049
Yeah but pedos start young with weird shit and then they level up to scar another innocent children.
He probably got raped by his grandpa and developed sick fetishes...
I don't know story I dont even want to know, this world is sick
>>28521016
>having your asshole licked by men in their 50s makes you a pedophile
cool
>>28521141
The word normie gets thrown around here a lot.
But if you think that having your asshole licked by a man in his 50s is so weird that it guarantees that in the future he'll rape a little kid. Then you're actually super normie.
>pedos start young with weird shit
not with having their asshole licked by old men idiot
>>28521141
>got raped by his grandpa and developed sick fetishes...
>get raped by grandpa
>become attracted to children
>develop fetish
>the fetish is magically children because normie logic
anyone know what channel this booty is from?
https://youtu.be/U_8ra61ihf0?t=4m52s
i've seen this clip in a couple compilation videos but i can't find the original at all :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zYL2zoQ0b4
Go to 9:58
>>28521264
why are girls so stupid? what was she expecting from an old gook with a camera set up offering a free massage ?
>>28521264
i-is this what rape looks like?
>>28521264
wew ladcie
>>28521196
>>28521143
You all people like defending this degenerate behaviour you are really weird fuckos
I guess nothing is too low for you not even 50yr old guy licking your asshole.
>>28521420
That's what getting donged looks like
>>28521264
>asmr channel
>just him molesting a bunch of girls
good to know how far 'asmr' has degraded.
This is hot as fuck. My dick is diamonds just by watching him do his job.
>>28521264
wow, how do you get the balls to do shit like this? How far could I go with such confidence
>tfw daddy dom fetish
>tfw you will never have a soft, reassuring voice bf
>>28521264
>want a full body massage
>ass is apparently a part of the body
dude alpha as fuark lmao
>>28521668
ay grl
i can b ur daddy 4 2nite
you fucking nigger i got excited
>>28521714
become a mortician. 2 years college and then you get to fuck dead lolis.
why not be whatever the hell this guy is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCgKOiY8Qy0
>>28521699
>girl
spotted the reddit newfag
>>28521738
im a girl, i do not want to fuck dead lolis. i just want a career i can feel good about that doesnt involve wiping asses or dealing with customers or screaming children
got any other recs?
>>28521743
What the fuck is this? Skipped around and just see him putting the vibrator right up his off.
>>28521769
>i do not want to fuck dead lolis
disgusting normie
>i just want a career i can feel good
escort. You can help devirginize autists. They'll even pay you good money to just talk to them. You can feel good about giving omegas enough confidence to become betas.
>>28521823
how about YOU be the escort then. i hear dudes feel even more masculine fucking dat boi pussi than they do fucking whores
"prostitution is the oldest profession" i already knew that was an option.
>>28521817
Just a kindly old gay man in Japan who likes to vibrate boys, Anon :)
>>28521843
I will if you post your boi pucci, "femanon".
>>28521843
learn some basic programming skills and become a front-end web developer. Easy job. most fags just sell templates to clients.
I got a semi when she started crying.
>>28520645
that mom is so uncomfortable. she can't even make eye contact with her own daughter before quickly looking away.
>>28521907
haha you'll have to try harder than that. "i don't believe you're female" is the runner up to "tits or gtfo"
>>28521917
can you actually earn money that way?? isn't errybody and their little brother doing that? i thought compsci had way more grads than jobs
>>28520915
chiropractic medicine is bullshit in general
>>28522001
nah, everyone is trying to be a game/app developer.
All you have to do is just buy templates from professionals for $20, customize it for your client, and sell it for $3,000+
>>28522020
Have you ever been? I had back pain for 3 months from sleeping on a concrete floor. Some chiropractor worked on me and i was as good as new.
>>28521743
>why not be whatever the hell this guy is?
You can't just become japanese though.
>>28522066
There are a lot of crooks practicing:
http://whatstheharm.net/chiropractic.html
>>28522041
So it's easy money?
>>28522041
jesus fuck
all right, I'll get on that. I used to do a little CSS and HTML work as a teenager on some fucking furry site, learned to do graphics manipulation pretty well as well
hope my BF isn't pissed that i'm infringing on his career territory
where do you find clients?
>>28522154
it really is. you just have to know how to sell your services and talk with confidence.
Your clients don't know much about what your selling, so you've got to use a lot of positive adjectives and hype them up.
You have to make them believe their business will flourish with an online presence.
>>28521651
I think he get's away with it because he's asian, he just has to talk about chi and other bullshit while groping the fuck out of them.
>>28522217
>hope my BF
thats enough free advice for you.
>>28521264
Found this in the related videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8UX7lp8PyU
Just gonna leave it here. It's the hottest thing I've ever seen on youtube.
>>28522428
Wait, he is literally rubbing her pussy.
Is this actually a massage or is this just covered up porn?
>>28522461
its softcore. kinda obvious.
>>28522428
Why the hell am I working in IT
>>28522461
if you massage therapist rolls out plastic mats, dims the lights, and brings out lube, you should be concerned anon.
>>28522504
>its softcore. kinda obvious.
So the women are in on it right?
>>28520645
>>28520645
>>28520645
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH IT
>>28520645
He should have fucked her and cuckqueaned the mom.
>>28522428
>straight up rubs her pussy and gropes her tits
Not bad
>>28521264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOYqXUZ-TXA
Skip to 18:50
Nigga goes HAM on that girls ass lmao
>>28521534
oh my fucking god
this is not asmr at all
this is guy just molesting people
holy fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE11DBM3rSM
>have a scoliosis
>my back slightly hurts when working
>decide to go to a chiropractor just to test
>next day I couldn't even move
>my lower back was so tense during a whole week
>it was so painful
>quit job
those faggots are a trap
>>28520645
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>28523996
Why the fuck would a baby need adjustment/
>>28524024
back pain bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g08DlflLNgA&ab_channel=ASMRBroadcast Guy is literally blowing on her back at 4:30. Wtf
>>28524024
That's an interesting question. I'm sure Dr. Ian has a very good explanation for that.
>>28524064
see >>28521264
skip to 3:00
>>28524057
oops, meant to reply to you >>28524091
blox
>>28524120
Jesus, who let this guy out into the wild?
>>28520867
lol i know
The mum would probably willingly give her daughter to that man sexually.
My great grandfather fucked his step daughter who gave birth to my grandma at 14 or 15. Her mum didn't care.
Basically if a man gets with a woman he also gets access to her daughters. That's just how things work. They become his property.
>>28520645
>mfw when he made her cry is that angry pepe with gun in his hand
>>28520645
Isn't you aren't attractive or charismatic enough to pull it off, people are going to think you're a creeper and leave negative Yelp reviews.
>>28522066
You could've gone to a physical therapist and paid a quarter of the cost.
Because if you get a boner and their parents notice you're screwed and will lose your practice
>>28523919
That's because you're supposed to see an osteopath, which is an actual Doctor. Dump shit
This thread makes me want to get a massage/masturbate
>>28520645
>OK that's the first snake applied. The snakes will work all the muscles in your upper back.
>Now just relax Madam, close your eyes and I'll apply the second snake to the lower back. The second snake is a bit smaller to help it reach the gaps in between the muscles.
