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2016-05-12 21:50:36 Post No. 28519954
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Anonymous
2016-05-12 21:50:36
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hello anons
i am chad
i have a different sexual partner every evening
often i hear people complaining about their mental state, life and other such problems
i am here to tell you that EVERYTHING can be fixed with proper exercise and diet
examples:
- your entire family just died, your girlfriend bit off your penis, your dog got run over by the police who came to your house to arrest you for the child pornography they found on your computer.
>solution: diet and exercise will revive your dog and family, get rid of your pedophilia regrow your penis and get you hot boobie chicks
- you were born with schizophrenia, depression, autism, Asperger and now your legs, arms and tongue are removed because they were full off cancerous cancer.
>solution: diet and exercise will cure your mind, body, soul and get you hot boobie chicks
- you have psychological problems in dealing with concepts like death, nihilism, existentialism are on the verge of suicide even though you life is completely "fine" by other peoples standards and are experiencing extreme depression without end or hope in sight.
>solution: stop being such a pussy and get proper diet and exercise, this will solve all your problems and get you hot boobie chicks
but i tried diet and exercise and have no interest in hot boobie chicks
>solution: stop being so edgy and start exercising more and eating better
i hope this helps you losers out
could you imagine a world in which diet and exercise were not the answer to every problem in life?
a world in which people are genetically unfortunate and simply have little control over how their genetics and upbringing fuck up their lives?
such a reality would surely be hard to accept.
luckily you don't have to accept that because anything can be fixed with diet and exercise :)
greetings chad
