>tfw no /britfeel/ thread
feel away brothers
>>28519693
Been waiting for this mate thanks
I'm still b& from /int/ so this will have to do
What is your local kebab shop called?
I have 3, Superb Kebab, Best Kebab and Mr Kebaby (he is in a caravan at the train station).
>>28519745
istanbul grill mate
It's been too fucking hot this week.
>>28519745
>and Mr Kebaby
Sounds like a guy who knows about kebabs
>>28519745
mine is called King Kebab and is supposed to be closing for a refit soon
>>28519769
fuckin telll me about it m80
>>28519769
Not as hot as last week it's been hazy the past few days where I am
Unironically looking forward to work tomorrow lads. I'm only part-timing but the days when I'm in make me feel like I'm actually doing something with my life.
How jewed am I on a scale of 1-10?
How annoying is Celebrity Juice? It's just an ITV circle jerk...they don't have anybody on it who has any value out of ITV. I have no fucking clue how Fearne and Holly have prime positions on it. This is all people at work talk about and I just don't get it.
>>28519769
have a solero n shut the fuck up
>>28519745
Abra Kebabra
one down the street called Kebabylon
>>28519769
fuck you man
>tfw it's 10c and raining here in 'sunny' Spain
Poleaboo got an email from his solicitors office, makes no sense though
>(no subject)
>Good Morning,
>We refer to the above and can confirm that we have not heard from you. Can you please contact us as soon as possible to discuss matters further.
>We look forward to hearing from you.
>Kind Regards
>>28519745
Omar Simpson's.
>>28519745
Halal Chicken, it's pretty good.
>>28519745
social anxiety
too anxious to take hat off
head was boiling all day
think im gonna pass out at one point.
gave me a headache im stil recovering from.
Best case scenario what will I find what I access her facebook messages?
>keep telling myself it will he better next week
>been telling myself that for 3 years
>avoidance of mirrors and harsh light becoming extreme
>retin a isn't working
>benzoyl peroxide isn't working
>would stillbe unattractive with perfect skin
Every time I see myself i feel crushed and its undermining every aspect of my life that isn't sitting alone in my room
"Whats the point if I'm ugly"
I don't know how much longer I can take this. I feel like every one of my problems could be helped if I didn't absolutely despise the way I look
At least my mum loves me unconditionally
>>28519834
It got sunny in gibraltar towards the end of the day
>>28519869
>Poleaboo's Lawyer's are starting their own phising campaign against him.
Top Kek.
>>28519926
>tfw I have never tried to make any moves on girls because I know I'm not what they want
I'm actually fairly happy with how I look, I know there isn't anything I can do about it anyway but I know I am not what girls want
one more day to go guys then we're free for a few days
is britfa.gs still active?
>>28520014
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK!!!!
>>28519953
I'm going to Andalusia soon, so hopefully it will be nice there. I'm mostly just pissed off that I spent 10 euro bucks on sun cream and haven't had to use it once
Damn is it hot as hell this week.
How are my fellow Worcester friends coping?
>>28520105
They all died, judging by the lack of responses. RIP
>>28520105
Want to kill myself tbf
Gentle reminder that /britfeel/ was never good
Post your Waifus lads
DOOM Edition
/britfeel/ is officially dead. RIP, you will be missed
>>28520824
Time for a sleep. I hope I dream of her.
>>28521093
Not really
Oh do fuck off ROBOT
>>28521117
https://youtu.be/BuEq8x0DWcI
>>28521117
Very racially diverse cast
>>28519926
>tfw you stopped getting haircuts and shaving and barely care what you wear
How the fuck I have a job I do not know
>go to first face-to-face CBT session
>try and be honest about how I feel
>starts giving me grief and says he can't help me if I'm not motivated
>start crying
I can feel myself slipping down again guys. I thought my medication would stop these episodes, but it hasn't. Perhaps the last hurrah for this anon.
>>28521407
Come on, you can't kill yourself during Eurovision week
>>28521407
riding a motorbike isn't that bad m8
>>28521334
There's that Nepalese chick
>>28521117
Fuck, that's the era i used to watch it in.
>>28521643
middle girl in blue is called Janae
The rest I'm struggling with (Toady & Lou aside)
You can always start fresh in the land of the United States of America.
>>28520824
season 2 when
cmon how is this post not original
>>28519926
post a pic and i will tell you what you can change, for real not b8ing you mate
>>28521343
i worked in a kitchen and did this till the chef came to me and said "anon i would really like to let you handle the buffet but i cant if you look like this" started shaving from then on, handled the buffet.
>>28521695
You can't, its impossible to get a visa
>>28519745
There's a place called tropical curryland in town
>>28521810
by impossible how impossible is it with a stem degree from a top 10 uni
id like to live in USA for a bit, nothing to tie me down here
>>28521695
Sure, I'll just spend 15 years waiting for a visa. lol jokes, non-third worlders literally have no chance of US citizenship unless we are millionaire athletes / investors.
Gonna go to Canada on a working-holiday visa and illegally enter the Us instead, then caim residency on a fake Cuban passport or something.
>>28519826
Keith Lemon's whole sense of humour can be boiled down to moustache/accent
>>28521824
Its still difficult if you have no family there.
There aren't many places and there are lists and stuff, you might also need a company to sponsor you
Should really go to bed, but also really want to watch peep show.
Just one more episode
>>28521435
Yea anon, that would totally not be in the spirit of eurovision cmon
my friend who's staying with me and just seen my pop up tent and has decide to camp in the woods tonight
topkek
Fuck lads, feel really warm and tired but to warm to sleep.
Daily reminder im the best to lurk these boards.
>>28521839
funny thing, my sister hated Bo Selecta with a passion, but loves celebrity juice
Leigh sold out.
So I am going to be having a 2 month break between my uni course ending and my job starting
I have no plans or anything for this time and will probably just play video games
I can think of this as work experience in becoming a neet if working turns out to not be fun
Daily reminder theres no reason to live.
However, none of you are depressed enough to kill yourself hence the reason you keep thinking of excuses.
Life can be good if you try
>>28521992
>taunting yourself with neetdom before starting as a slave
>>28519745
Momma Rosa's kebab house, Tony's, Kebabrica
>>28522051
I am pretty excited to start my job though
I'm working in a big skyscraper doing grown up maths in London
I have literally never been employed before for anything even like idk tescos
>>28522084
have fun anon, if youre lucky it might be your thing at you will love your job.
or most likely youll hate it and just think why
what's that program on adult swim about a bee king and his scientist nemesis?
>>28522146
>>28522146
Blacked
oce
>>28522143
i already achieved my neet dream goal of getting master tier in league so getting a job is the only thing left to do that might not be boring
>>28522146
You mean The Venture Bros?
If so he's a butterfly not a bee senpai
>>28522193
my dream is to become a major drug dealer so i dont have to work a real job, hope it works out
>>28522244
What's stopping you? You need a bruddah to hook you up with some links F A M
>>28522244
pretty sure most drug dealers make shit money compared to an actual job, and have the risk of going to jail for life and becoming tyrones boi
>>>/int/59268791
So Poleaboo just posted a picture of his knob on /brit/
>>28522350
no way anon those guys showing off like 200 pounds on facebook with a profile picture smoking weed seem like they have life sorted
>>28522314
i already started, i said major
>>28522350
confirmed. an ounce of bud split into .8s 35 bags, ounces cost round 200 you make 150 quid. if you know enough people to sell it in a day that'd be sweet but otherwise it's a pittance.
>>28522416
not if you grow yourself, i make about 3k every 50 days with barely any work, thats not that much money but compared to my college friends im rich as fuck.
>>28522390
Congratulations, whatcha got what I can have?
>>28522416
cut it and double your profit
>>28522457
until you get caught and all the money you spent on college was wasted as you can't get a job anyway because of record
dumb as shit to get involved with any of that if you have a chance of a real job
>>28522457
lucky for some. do you do it from home?
>>28522491
college is for free where i am, risk is part of the job i guess otherwise it would be to easy so it balances out. You dont have to show your record for jobs where i live except you try to work for the government or federal institutions.
Also here is the possibility to go to college during the week and spend the weekend in jail.
And at the moment i would probably only get probation for what i do
>>28521695
& yank grils think british accents are sexy..
lads, could anyone tell me where this guy's header photo is from
i recognise it, but can't put a name to it. and it's killing me
help me out senpai
https://twitter.com/bruce_straley
>>28522369
That's not him friendo
halfway through a bottle of proseco here. who else #drinking?
wish the temperate would fuck off
Really feel suicidal tonight lads desu.
Tfw moving to a way nicer private home 5 min walk from work.
Kinda unmotivating having to pacck up, clean everything in my room then get a taxi and repack everything though godamnit.
Lads, holy shit. There's a massive fucking spider in my room. This thing is huge, lads. It's massive. It's got thick legs and thick body. It's monstrous.
I fucking hate heat waves. Forces all the spiders out of their holes.
>>28522891
Spotted this fucker last week
My cat usually eats them
>>28522953
I dream of a day where we bioengineer some sort of spider killing virus that wipes out every arachnid on earth forever.
moth in my room
send help
>>28522757
pls help me
oariginale
>>28523036
Honestly they don't scare me any more
They used to but then I just saw a massive one on my wall and let it walk onto my hand and realised it's fucking fine
>>28523110
I had a relative do that, and they got bit.
>>28523110
Sorry, old chap, you've gone native, you'll have to be gotten rid of as well, I'm afraid.
just dropped my m8 off in the woods
>Watch The Neverending Story
>It ends
>>28523719
Can you get your money back? Or contact Ofcom maybe?
>>28519926
>>keep telling myself it will he better next week
>>been telling myself that for 3 years
>>28524711
Stop posting Minions, me.
http://www.itv.com/news/story/2016-05-12/government-sets-out-plans-for-bbcs-future/
>11 more years of the BBC
That's 1,595 pounds please
No you don't have a choice ^_^
>>28525392
The BBC's great though, Mr Wittingdale, so I really don't give a fuck, you stupid Tory prozzie fucker.
don't leave me alone here
>>28525757
i will never leave you alone.
>>28525829
I'll buy you a pack of Oeros if you leave him alone.
>>28525950
weird since i'm eating oeros right now
i'll take yours too though
need some boy poochie
>>28526365
me too fampai
original
>>28526085
You failed, there were never any Oreos, I was just seeing if other Anon could trust you.
>>28526365
I'm okay for chap sex but I just watched a happy, young, amateur couple have filthy BDSM sex and now I feel quite dead inside.
>>28526365
>girl bits = pussy (cat)
>boy bits = poochie (dog)
clever
your move, creep
how things could have been so different
>>28527519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWMo5FBOfd0
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-36282394
Now if my first thought is;
>Are they mudslimes
I know that makes me a racist.
But it they actually are mudslimes, does that cancel out my racism?
>>28529003
Not if you're calling them "mudslimes", no.
>>28529134
but they're raping children
they are mudslimes
Is there a site like Urban Dictionary that does British-to-American translations?
I'm seeing a girl who's original from the UK, and some of her common saying leave me confused.
>I really faffed the dog on this one
Said after a receiving a poor mark on an exam
>Gotta spend a penny and pinch a loaf
Said as she excused herself from lunch
>You gonna waz on me mug?
Said after we finished making love
Thanks guys
>>28529274
>I really faffed the dog on this one
I fucked up
>Gotta spend a penny and pinch a loaf
Needs to use the restroom
>You gonna waz on me mug?
Are you going to urinate on my face?
>>28529274
Did you post another version of this a few days back?
Wasn't that funny then t b h mateychapladm8
Posting from America, lads.
who here /justwokeup/
Just looked out the window and saw a guy in a fucking ghillie suit walking down the road what the fuck lads?
>tfw addicted to lucozade
About to open my first bottle of the day. Hands are shaking
>>28530022
Fatties gonna fat
Why so fat, fatty?
>>28530036
Just a bit chubby m8
>>28519693
>very inexperienced with females
>notice this girl at my college when we are both walking trough the doors at the same time and she smiles at me, not sure what it meant probably just being freindly
>start to see her around college every now and then and sometimes one of our classes are merged together
>crush hard on her for like 2 months don't talk to her because no opportunities etc..
>find her on IG and look at her posts every now and then
>with some guys I met at college just talking general bants etc..
>said girl comes up in the conversation as she went the same high school as some of the guys
>one of the guys tells us he's freinds with her and I joke "freinds" implying he's trying to get into her pants, he goes silent
I can't explain why but I felt this huge sinking feeling. I built up this girl in my head over many weeks and then reality struck me at that moment.
How to stop being a desperate beta?
why are asians afraid of negros?
>>28519745
Paddock wood?
>>28529533
>lads
Cultural apprpriation desu
>>28530022
I love the orange one. I used to drink the 1 litre bottles everyday.
>>28530339
You only drink lucozade when you're off school ill, lying on the settee watching teenage mutant ninja turtles with a blanket over you a bowl nearby in case you're sick.
>>28530022
cracked open a can of Monster
come at me
>>28522369
>>28522776
it is, he's posted it multiple times
>>28519745
Best Kebab 2 (I actually have no idea where Best Kebab 1 is or if it even exists)
Speedy Pepper
Kebab Grill
>bigass turkeyleg on sale in tescos for only 1.20
i was all over that shit
>>28530859
what the fuck are those peas swimming in
>>28530895
Butter and cheese
>>28530905
absolutely vile
>>28530859
>>28530905
It's like what an idiot thinks a king would eat.
Getting withdrawal symptoms from Overwatch lads
>>28531100
Not him but peas and cheese is a nice combo, not sure about the butter though, looks like they went overboard in the image.
>>28531113
>Getting withdrawal symptoms from Overwatch lads
Have you tried being a heterosexual?
>>28530859
clean your whole desk area man
Dear lurking yanks, please refrain from using the following words;
>lads
>mate
>banter
Thank you.
>>28531125
its cheese and bacon sauce plus melted grated cheddar
Didn't burn myself when I made a cuppa this morning.
Who else /gooddaysofar/ lads?
>>28530355
Incredibly accurate (I used to watch Cubiz and Butt Ugly Martians though)
>>28531113
was boring as shit, maybe i'm just too jaded and cynical but I literally don't get why people even like overwatch
if any company that wasn't blizzard made it it'd be dead on arrival, its just hyped cause blizzard spends millions on marketing
>>28531571
Havn't left bed yet so I guess it's going good... Trying to figure out something fun to actually do today
>dole music plays
take your time pal
no rush
>I get back from bakery at about half 10
>girlfriend won't be home until 5pm (she's a teacher)
>she'll probably pick me up at 6pm for our friday eat-out
>I still have to work in the morning so I won't be able to spend the night
It sucks. Still, breakfast in bed tomorrow when I get back from work if you know what I mean.
can someone explain why Eurovision has a final at all? why not just one event with all the countries?
it seems that only 4 or 5 countries aren't allowed to participate each year, and for some reason australia and israel are back in it
>>28531840
Not everyone gets through to the final, the semis were a way to make the process more profitable.
Israel has been in it since the 70s, they're longstanding EBU members.
Australia got enough ratings last year to continue participating. I that bothers you, wait until 2018 when China enter
>>28531864
china would be a bit werid but Japan would be totally understandable and would probably win, all they'd need to do is put forward Kyary
Lads what the fuck
Decided to make a tinder out of sheer curiosity. I'm a neet neckbeard, not a proper fat cunt as I fit into medium size clothes but I'm still a fat bastard by normie terms. I'm 24 and never really been in a relationship btw.
I've matched 2 girls who are way too attractive. I've messaged one and she enjoyed my one awful liner. She likes Nintendo 3DS and Animal crossing so I forced myself to message her.
What the fuck lads, I'm full of anxiety right now.
>>28531881
Turn that anxiety into excitement mate. Listening to some high bpm music to get you pumped. Don't masturbate until you've blown a load inside her.
>>28531881
>oh woe is me, I'm not fat and have attractive girls who share my hobbies interested in me
Fuck off and take your humble-bragging to reddit or TSR where it belongs
>>28530184
You can't avoid that sinking feel lad. Roll with the punches.
>>28531902
Didn't you hear him? He has anxiety.
>>28531881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk
heard you have anxiety lad
so sorry x
>>28531902
>never had a gf at 24
>bragging
>implying any of these grils will want to meet me anyway
>>28531895
Going to get stoned then message them. Anxiety is washing all over me right now.
>>28531992
Yeah get stoned, that'll help the anxiety.
>>28531992
>anxiety
>Going to get stoned
ah, that explains it
bet you'll come back with some shit like
>n-no! weed helps my anxiety!
absolute cretin
>>28532023
Please don't tell me you fell for the "weed makes you paranoid" meme
Seeing this about an unexploded bomb from WWII underneath a school in Bath has me wondering if any munitions from WWII have actually gone off and done serious damage in the last couple of decades?
>>28532035
Fuck off you edgelord Peter Hitchens wannabe.
Drugs are good, no one cares about your contrarian opinions
>>28532037
Everybody else did except for you, and now they're coming to force you to believe. They're at your door.
Don't answer it.
>>28532049
some drugs like ecstacy are good
weed is fucking dogshit
>>28532035
It helps me deal with it yeah, its not a cure but it makes things more bearable. Weed is my vice, at thus point id be better without it. I'm not perfect which is why I'm the type of mong who would post here.
>>28531992
>get stoned
It's a short term cure. In the long run you'll be left even more paranoid and anxious.
And it's not just me saying it, even the most left wing liberal pot smoking tabloid confirms it.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/jul/16/cannabis-paranoia-psychoactive-thc-mood
>>28532063
you realise weed is only a short term solution? it makes your anxiety way worse when you're not on it
just wean yourself off
>>28532073
>the guardian
>left wing
nein
>>28532076
Yeah lad I know. I go months without it with ease, its a drain on my bank and emotions in all honesty. At the same time though its my coping mechanism, makes being a loser a lot easier.
>>28532100
>home of Owen Jones
I just realised I have a deep mistrust, perhaps even a hatred of people.
I'm going to die alone.
>>28532100
>not left wing
>>28532100
The Guardian is a newspaper for lefty luvvies from Islington to pore over as they drink their herbal tea and eat their hummus before they cycle to work at the BBC desu la.
>>28532110
Owen Jones, the neo-liberal capitalist friend of the Labour party and Yanis Varoufakis
>>28532100
are you mental? it's famously left wing you mug
>>28532154
Those are liberals pal, most of whom have very conservative views.
>>28532178
They want the welfare state to be expanded so that all 10,000,000 immigrants accepted annually do not have to work.
gimme some sugar baby
>>28532163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrwuk6NoMv8
He's an ultra cuck who latches on to anything that will let him spread his shitty views on TV or online.
>>28532193
If you actually read the Guardian, it's not like that at all. It's all sentiment and no actual substance.
They never actually push for serious reform or change - the paper is just there to make white middle class people feel like they are progressive.
>>28532223
It's cancer. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/nov/04/world-wage-gap-pay-women-more-men-less
>>28532264
That's sort of my point though. None of the writers have any serious ideas or points, it's all just making ridiculous statements like this
>>28532100
Fucking hell laddy, you must be more left wing than Corbyn, to think that the Guardian isn't left wing
>>28532283
That's what lefties are like though. They dislike white people, men, everything that made this country great, successful people, facts businesses and bankers. They love immigrants, feminism, feelings, twitter hashtags, economic illiteracy, other people' money, and the EU.
I'm pretty ambidextrous tbf
Tempted to pick up DOOM. The multiplayer beta wasn't that bad but I'm sure the campaign will be crappy.
>>28532416
Quite the opposite mate, had it since Tuesday and the campaign is great. Fast paced, no bullshit, throws you straight into the action however I find the multiplayer to be a bit shite. I mean, it's not that bad but it just feels like something is missing, the maps are't that good.
If you're getting it on PS4 I'd get it from here, it's worth that price.
May be able to get it cheaper if you're on PC
http://deals.simplygames.com/p/doom--incls-pre-order-bonus-demon-multiplayer-pack-dlc-ps4
>>28532368
>They dislike white people, men, everything that made this country great, successful people, facts businesses and bankers. They love immigrants, feminism, feelings, twitter hashtags, economic illiteracy, other people' money, and the EU
Universities breed these monsters. There is a new guy at my work, fresh out of Uni. His Liberal views get on my tits.
I have to share a desk with the cunt. I'm slowly turning him though. After a few years in the real world Uni students stop being so left wing I think
Boss is pushing me to come to a team building event and pub crawl in Bristol.
I work in Glasgow.
Aye, I'll get the train to Edinburgh so I can catch the 6am flight to spend the day with people I see in person once or twice a year. I'll get right on that.
>>28532515
glasgow is fucking shite I hate it here
>>28532515
It counts as overtime mate, EU ruling.
>>28532542
it doesnt you buttmuncher
>>28532515
>not sucking up to the boss for the promotion fast track
I'd go tbqh, have a few pints with him and laugh at his shit jokes. I've reached the point in my life where I don't give a shit what anyone thinks anymore, I just want more money.
>mfw I get away with all sorts of bullshit at work because the boss thinks I'm his mate
>>28532523
I like all the burger joints.
>>28532523
I'm a Geordie, only been up here a few months. Love it. Lived all over the UK and Glasgow is one of the best.
>>28532566
ketchup is pretty good but right next to uni fucking obnoxious rich kids
>>28532585
>>28532566
I'm about to go off on my lunch break.
I'm bang in the city centre. Where's the best place to go?
>>28532603
lebowskis is fucking mint
down the argyle mate
>>28532566
You ever been to the Italian Kitchen lad? Scrummy as fuck
>>28532603
Go to boots and get a meal deal
You won't regret it
>>28532603
Find a park bench and get some Frosty Jack down you
>>28532603
Go to that place with the fat burritos.
>see something I want
>buy it
Feels good to have a job.
>>28532566
Went to Glasgow a while back with a couple of mates and we were gonna go to that spot that does Stoner kebabs, red ruby or whatever it was called
Literally drove past it and all of us shuddered and decided to go elsewhere
>>28533016
>See something I want
>I can buy it without any trouble
>Don't because I'm a massive jew
>tfw the oxy arrives
Who /armedforces/ here?
>>28533103
Me too mate. I've wanted an Xbox for a while, and even though I've saved up about a grand, I don't buy it. I just look at the prices and realise I want money more.
>>28533203
Up the RA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTJQkhWZekI
Am i in /brit/ or /britfeel/ today?
>>28533273
Kek that Italian flag
Just walker past a 16 year old schoolgirl who must have been about 6'3 and she didn't even have heels on
I hate being a manlet
>>28521863
I really, really like this picturereally
Just masturbated in my sisters room while sitting at her vanity table and repeating some sissy shit I would say if I were her slave
Wore my own girl clothes as I didn't want to stretch her clothes
Did wear her shoes though and put on some of her lipstick
>CBT tomorrow
See if you can guess what's happening to me anons
>Cock and Ball Torture
>Cognitive Behavioural Therapy
>Compulsory Basic Training
Fuuucken 'ell lads she's got a penis for an arm
Just did some work in my dads office and sat at his desk repeating family shit as if I wasn't a complete disappointment to him.
Didn't wear his suit as I'm too scrawny for it but I did try on a tie but I couldn't tie it
>>28533466
>10/10 in Scotland
>>28533466
Needs to take a step to the right and she'll be alreet
>>28533466
Why not just wear a hook at that point? Everyone is going to stare at it regardless, might as well make your stub look bitchin'
>>28519693
>tfw warmest summer on record approaching
>>28533562
It can approach and walk right past mate if it knows what's good for it.
Almost all my family I know from England married their high school sweetheart. It just seems like people pair together like birds and just end up getting married.
What happened to you guys that made you not find your pairing?
>>28533562
>tfw I live in the desert
I'm either getting skin cancer this year, or I'm losing some weight. Can't be both
>>28533579
Her parents transferred her to a private school to keep her away from me.
>10/10 girl starts at my work
>looks maybe 20-25
>find out she has an 11 year old son
what the fuck lads
>>28533579
I did actually, but she died. Now I'm here.
I don't know if this is really a relatable question, but do you Britfags agree with the European consensus that your women are fucking ugly?
Also, what about Scotland/Northern Ireland? I've heard Scotland is basically a brothel for foreingers.
/finnfag out
>>28533522
They should attach a pointer to it. Then she could use it for something
>>28533653
Three are two types of British women. Working class girls tend to be ugly or at least have the slag look (not beautiful but fuckable). Girls from wealthier backgrounds, though, can be incredibly beautiful (for example Emma Watson), among the best in the world. They are very rare though
>>28519693
Who /sheffield/ here?
Originalo
>>28533653
They're all like 5/6s, maybe sometimes 7s on good days, but they all think they're fit as fuck because they do their makeup and wear the same clothes the rare few 9/10s
>>28533653
No, the ratio of beautiful to ugly women is in my opinion the same in every country. I think people say these things but it's like well were you in the city centre on a saturday night? Then obviously all the horrible looking women were out on the street. All the good looking women are in clubs or took a taxi back to chads house. Or they're in pubs/clubs/bars/parties around the university campuses.
Again, I think girls anywhere like foreign guys. If you are not autistic you would be very likely to get laid on a night out in Glasgow.
>tfw dad had a full life in england with a wife and daughter
>wife cheats on him late in the marriage
>now he's pushing 60 and diagnosed with cancer
>meets a girl from the us via a mail-in dating service
>they get married two weeks after dad has major surgery to remove a tumor
>im born a year later
>he dies two weeks after my 5th birthday and the day after father's day
>dad's side of the family is almost completely cut off from us, they're all old and tired
>tfw i was born three decades too late
My half-sister got a full life with my father and all I got was a British passport.
>>28533466
She got that job because she's missing a hand.
If she had a hand, a more attractive woman would get the job.
It's so wrong.
>>28533743
That's not true. Britain has some extraordinarily ugly women compared to other European countries. You don't see women that ugly in Spain or France (maybe in Germany though, many of their women are also weird looking)
>>28533743
Oh look it's the stupid fucking bint that thinks asian woman aren't better looking than arabs. Fuck off.
>>28533760
Your actually 100% correct:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3555044/BBC-says-one-six-stars-gay-lesbian-disabled-2020.html
>>28533774
Arabs are Caucasoid
Asians are Mongoloid
Enough said
>>28533745
>I got was a British passport
Not a bad thing
Either way sorry for your loss mate. Currently dealing with a family member dying of cancer.
>>28533774
The best looking Asians are mixed with whites or have had a fuck tone surgery
I'll admit some pakis are fucking stunning though
>>28519833
W-where do you live, Anon?
oregano comend :^)
>>28533829
I agree to a point but id love to bang a jap schoolgirl
>>28533765
I don't agree. What on earth could cause that? It's more likely to be a negative bias that you hold, maybe you read the Sun a lot, or from seeing images posted here to troll Brits.
>You don't see women that ugly in Spain or France
Exactly my point, you probably don't see them because you go on holiday to the cote d'azur or similarly nice places. But they must be there
>>28533774
Not me mate, but I agree.
>>28533854
>I'll admit some pakis are fucking stunning though
No they are not
>>28533760
who cares desu
better than her sitting on her arse at home collecting mong bennies
>>28533816
This is legitimately retarded. I can't wait for one of their muzzie new hires to say they hate jews on live tv.
The shit storm would be amazing
Just realised I haven't seen that "IWillWait" guy in a while
He's topped himself hasn't he?
>what do you actually do in therapy?
I'm basic fully checked out right now, and whenever you say that someone comes along and says "go therapy" but like what will they actually do. I already got a whole country full of people who can tell me i've fucked up my whole life and all i have to look forward to is tonnes of dept and dutiful wage cucking for no god damn reason except to be billionth unhappy drone.