>one shot at life
>totally deaf and paralyzed from the waist down
>>28517941
and you're using the few parts of you that work to post here. good god, what a waste.
Have you tried b'ing yourself?
>>28517941
Shut up pussy. Chad here, one time my gf forgot to shave her pussy when we went to Hawaii and the whole trip I couldn't fuck her. I got over that, you can get over your little problems.
>>28518152
This is so inspiring.
I am a girl by the way
>>28517941
But hey at least you aren't retarded!
>>28518205
True, I get to be fully aware of the state of my body instead of blissfully ignorant.
>>28517941
How are you typing? Do they have Braille keyboards?
>>28518177
Don't worry, your female status redeems all your flaws. Some white knight chad will come along somewhere along the line, become responsible for you and will fuck you as you please. He'll wipe your ass everyday with a big smile on his face.
i hate how relative everything is
youre paralysed and wheelchair bound, youre life is far worse than mine
yet i still hate every second of my own life and willingly destroy myself with alcohol cigarettes and drugs
ill never understand
>>28517941
Are you able to feel anything below your waist?
>>28518605
If it makes you feel any better I also hate my life and do those things.
>>28518576
Are you retarded or can you just not read?
>>28518576
the fuck you on, cuz?
>>28518722
Ooh careful, the crippled girl has a temper. Speak gently lest she come chasing after you.
>>28518654
No. Also I have wear a diaper.
>>28518152
Fucking kek
But op how many boyfriends have you had and were you born paralyzed
>>28518740
I reiterate the fuck are you on cuz
>>28518740
What? I'm op and very much a dude, that girl wasn't me.
>>28518772
Kekity
Thanks for that anon.
For pointing out his poor reading comprehension
>>28518783
I know this won't help but I used to hear and blew my hearing out. Took ages to get used to it
>>28518769
I have had 0 romantic partners and am a straight male. I was born deaf but was paralyzed after a car accident.
This may be a stupid question but how can you be deaf from the waist down?
>>28517941
I would love to be totally deaf. Paralyzed, not so much.
>>28518979
I am both totally deaf, and paralyzed from the waist down.
>>28518979
That's the stupidest fucking question i've read all day
>>28518979
You are retarded.
kkogfh
>>28518829
How did you blow out your hearing?
Yo, you've been lucky, at least you're not a nigger
>>28519221
saying shit like this makes you sound like a 12 year old who's afraid he'll get caught by his parents for being on the computer again
>>28518971
Was the car accident a result of you being deaf?
>>28518979
his farts don't make a sound
>>28519199
>>28519144
>>28519055
>>28518722
>>28518533
>>28518177
Pretty good thread to be perfectly quite honest familia mia.
>>28519337
No, I was not the driver.
>>28517941
adsgadfgadfgadfgfdag
Got damn this thread is retarded. redditvisitors falling for obvious baits (or trolls pretending to be le newfags, who knows).
any advantages to being deaf? you do have your peace at all times..
>>28519499
It's kind of nice that I can just point to my ears and shake my head and get out of shitty small talk I guess. It's mostly a hindrance desu, I've always been deaf so it just feels normal I guess.
>tfw blind
At least I knew what it was like to see before.
>>28520006
Oh yeah? How many fingers am I holding up.
>>28519854
how does it feel that you'll never be able to listen to music? does it bother you or are you curious about it? (or are you not fully deaf? )
a life without music would be hell for me.
also: is there any scientific way to make you "hear" things with electrodes or something?
>>28520083
It feels pretty bad. It's like there's this huge part of the human experience that everyone talks about and cares about that I'm just cut off from. Sort of like sex for most anons here. I haven't even really looked into it desu, it feels like I would just have some weird facsimile of what normal people have.
>>28517941
>congenitally deaf
>perfect grammar
You're not rusing me, are you, OP?
