>1996 was over 25 years ago
>girls born in 1998 are doing porn
>>28517135
Nigga who taught you how to count
>>28517135
That can only fool underages.
>>28517149
>girls born in 2006 are now doing porn
>>28517135
Undertale was released 20 years ago
>my 20 word essay was due 3 hours ago
>havent even started yet
>>28517296
>My 1 word essay was due 10 years ago
>havnt started yet
>>28517135
>2027 was over 21 years ago
>the UN ban on 4chan for thought crimes is now old enough to drink
>>28517135
>i'm almost old enough to post here
>tfw i meme everybody
don't do that kind of shit to me OP
>spongebob was created 35 years ago today
>>28517135
>1978 is to 2002 what 1992 is to 2016
>>28518396
>my third grade math homework and research project was due 11 years ago
>still haven't finished
>people born in 2010 are allowed to post here
>>28518422
dude hurry up and do it
>be me
>sophomore in high school
>first class in English
>have to write a 5-word essay about why English is good
>due next week
>okay there's no rush, decide to finish it the day before as I've always done
>become absorbed in runescape
>forget about the whole thing
>fail the class
>must drop out because of this
>don't think about or hear anything from the school since
>fast forward 9 years
>the essay suddenly pops into my mind
>can't stop thinking about it
>write "I forgot everything. I'm sorry." on a piece of paper, add my name and signature there as well as other necessary information
>spend 1 year to mentally prepare myself to hand in the essay
>one morning
>pick up the essay and walk to old high school
>the building looks abandoned
>go in nonetheless
>walk around the empty hallways, reminiscing about the old days
>hear sounds from staff room
>go there
>see an elderly woman packing some stuff in a cardboard box
>introduce myself
>we talk a bit
>turns out she used to be the principal of the school
>the school was closed 2 years ago
>she's retired now and returned to collect some things before the building would be demolished and everything would be thrown away
>tell her I was a student there 10 years ago and ask if it still is possible to hand in my long overdue English essay
>she asks me who my teacher was
>tell her
>she says my English teacher had to retire 8 years ago due to an early-stage dementia and died 5 years ago
>she also says that despite the condition, the English teacher would always remember me of all students
>teacher would always tell her "Poor Anon. If only he handed in his essay. That kid had lots of potential. It's sad to see it all go to waste."
>think it's already too late
>say I have to go and say goodbye to the former principal
>leave the room
>change my mind
>walk towards the classroom where I had the English classes
>the door is closed
>try to open it
>it's locked
>slip the essay from under the door
>walk away, don't look back
>>28517445
>my 1 letter essay was due 5 billion yeas ago
>haven't even started yet
>>28517135
You mean 86? Fucking tard
>>28518591
somebody cap, now.
I don't have a 15 page essay due in TWO HOURS. Kill me senpai
>I have an anime binge watching marathon due in 2 hours
>I'm on 4chan instead
>>28517216
Nothing came close ever since. ;_;
>>28517296
>>28517445
That's doable in 20 minutes you faggots. My 50 word essay is due at midnight tonight and I still haven't started.
>>28517181
oregano reply fuck this site
>people who were 20 in 2004 are now 32 years old
>>28518801
>>28517153
Reddit. Go back there, newfags.
>300 word essay was over 13 years ago
>kids born in 2000 will soon be able to post on 4chan
>>28519786
>>>/x/
>Implying they aren't already
>>28519786
>There are kids posting on 4chan who weren't even born when 9/11 happened
>>28519786
Time to get a life, grandpa
>you were on the internet (1994) before 95% of this boards userbase was born
>>28517135
Time does not exist, you moron!
