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Who will play him in the inevitable biopic? original
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Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
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>poorly disguised casting call thread
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>>28516169
idris elba after some diet and skin bleaching, oscarbait/10
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the movie will be based around the life of one of the chads he killed.
he will only appear in it for once scene.
>movie starts with elliot rodger shooting at some chads
>movie pauses and zooms into one of the chads faces
>'my name is chad, im sure your wondering how i ended up here, let me explain'
>cuts back in time to show chad partying, doing drugs, and fucking women
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Rami Malek can play an autist pretty well
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>>28516383
Lol imagine the shootings at theatres if that happened
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>>28516169
only one man for the job

big bad SHIA LABEOUF
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>>28516474
>casting Shia LaBeouf for the main role
JUST DO IT
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>>28516169
This would be a chance for one of us robots to finally make it.

Here's a master plan:
>acting autistic or like a school shooter comes natural to robots
>apply for the role
>get the role
>do your best
>movie becomes success
>you're now rich and famous and also be known as a "bad boy" (normies tend to get actors and characters mixed up)
>guys will adore you
>girls will flock to you
>tfw sex and gfs
Remember us when you do it and let us know, but remember also that you're no longer a robot, so I'm afraid you can't stay here after your final thread or post about you making it dies.
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ezra miller obviously, seeing as he looks eurasian and even played the role of an eurasian killer in we need to talk about kevin
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McLovin in yellow face.
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>>28516383
>movie ends with the chad saving the day

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28516438
beat me to it

original234234
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>>28516383
Friendly reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Fzxbv1f6E
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>>28516169
Hello casting call I am a hapa aged 22, I can act like a school shooter if you know what I mean ;)

Please hire me, I don't have anything else
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>>28517023
>in the end chad kills elliot and walks into the distance crushing a small frog in his way
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obviously the edgy 18yo in american beauty
too bad he's prolly too old by now
and people would throw a bitchfit if the actor wasn't actually mixed race
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>>28517425
so quite, it's almost a whisper...."nothing personal kid"
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>>28517625
"nothing pepersonel kid"

ftfy
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>>28517584
>and people would throw a bitchfit if the actor wasn't actually mixed race
More like they would throw a bitchfit if the actor wasn't white enough.

Elliot was treated as a white male by the media and the tumblr SJW army, I don't remember his mixed race background being heavily mentioned in any of the articles about the shooting. Everyone just whined about how toxic straight white CIS patriarchal masculinity is literally destroying the world.
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>>28516169
where the hell is del playa why isnt it out yet?
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>>28517584
The guy from the hunger games?
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>no indie pixelated game with elliot rodger as the player
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>>28517721
It was probably banned in all countries.
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