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Relationship begging desperation thread

Post Info about yourself and what you're looking for in someone. Girls and gays are allowed too
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girl here

where's my QT bf?
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>>28515631
What sort of traits are you looking for?
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I'm looking for an androgynous qt who I can play vidya and cuddle with! Please respond...
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>>28515647
aggressive, has buzz cut, is tall, lets me bully him
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>>28515762

how can he be aggressive if he lets you bully him
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>>28515792
its no fun if he doesn't hit me back!
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Feminine, worries about me when I overwork myself, reprimands me when I act like a dick or when I start feeling sorry for myself, submissive and let's me release my pent up lust and aggression during sex. Being spontaneous would be pretty cool too.
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>>28515870

Of course it's had to find a girl like this when all I do is work, exercise, and post on chines cartoon forums.
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To all fat girls.

I want to lay on the grass with you watch the clouds roll by as I rest my head on your belly. I want to fall asleep in your soft, pillowy arms. I want to stroke your chubby cheeks and pinch the little roll under your chin. You're my type.

I'm not a neet- first year of college. I'm not a weeb- never watched animemes. I am tall and have a nice jaw, but I'm also skelly, pale, and wear glasses. Plsrespond if you're a qt introverted shutin who wants someone who can soak up their emotions like a sponge and doesn't mind the fact that I haven't talked to a girl in several years.
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I just want a Schizo or BPD bf who won't cuck me.
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I'm 5'3,105 lbs,brown hair and eyes,white

All I want is a bf that's atleast heavier and taller than me and that'll spend the entire day playing cs go,watching anime and cuddling with me ;_;
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>Around my same height (5'9")
>asian or white
>likes SFF books, writing, anime, and video games
>is willing to get into heated discussions/debates with me
>isn't afraid to speak her feelings/thoughts
and most importantly
>loves me
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>>28515956
>tfw fit all of these
I'm shit at cs go though...
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>>28515956
If you play a proper game we can try something.
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>>28515962
Based on your size i thought youre female at first kek.
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>>28516022
I blame my Japanese genes
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>>28515956
hnnnng you sound adorable i want to kiss your forehead and hold you close
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>>28515956
That's pretty easy, I don't think you'll be looking long.
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>>28515956

Nice b8 m80roni
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>>28515956

you dont exist

original comment
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>>28515983
I'm probably worse than you senpai,I'm nova 4

>>28516001
I-i also play league and osu so we might work something out

>>28516072
kyaa

>>28516076
I wish,absolutely no one in my city/college is gay,and even if they were they'd probably just go for buff guys,and i'm burnt out of online relationships

>>28516080
liees
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>>28516175
I play somewhat casually and I always just quit because I get so mad at the game. So you're almost certainly better.
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>>28516175

You know, it would help if all the gays making posts itt would make that fact explicit in their OP so people don't get all thirsty expecting a grill
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>>28516175
Hey I play league and osu too!
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>>28516050
that's not too bad. i'm a white guy of the same height. at least you should have some perks w/ those asian genes like the smoother skin and not stinking as much when you sweat.
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>>28516229
It's really your own fault for not safely assuming that everyone here is a guy.
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>>28516247
I think I have smooth skin, its just that I got all my dad's armenian genes so I'm pretty hairy and my hair is curly so I don't get that top tier black straight hair
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>>28516265

I'm not going around begging for a gf, I'm just saying this shit happens so often, why let people down?
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>>28516175
y-you dont want online relationships? o-okay sorry ;__;

all I can do now is imagine you sweetly whispering you love me in my ear while i kiss you and pat your head
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I have a 5 inch penis, a 4.0 GPA and zero hobbies whatsoever.
>looking for a smart negress with a ghetto edge
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>>28515596
>is biologically male
>really smart
>25+
>5'8"+
>white
>curly hair
>has glasses
>wants to cuddle like, right now.
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>>28516175
pls be european
bloxoxoblox
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I will be someone's online gf for $100/month. This includes 5 nudes.
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>>28516298
Because it's funny? Look at how many replies he got. All you have to do is imply you have a vagina and you down in (You)s.
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>>28516204
I have more than 700 hours and a irl friend of mine wants me to go pro,you have no idea the pressure to get better I face every day

>>28516229
s-sorry

>>28516230
sweet,lets play something together if we're in the same region

>>28516301
I wont be able to stand more countless nights of cuddling my pillow and pretending its someone else

>>28516365
I'm brazillian
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>>28516415
literally a whore
contact?
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>>28516431
*drown
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>>28516442
Lost your chance. Mommy doesn't tolerate name calling.
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>>28516441
I'm on na
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>>28515596
Any German cuties here? Preferably from the area around Munich
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>>28516441
Keep trying and you can do it!
Do you anything I can contact you on?
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>>28516308

me except im only 21 :[
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>>28516441
how would you expect anyone here to date you unless you would let them live with you

can i live with you and be your husband senpai?
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Guess I'll post even though this will never work.
Begging for a white feminine robot bf in America. They could be a femboy, trap or trans. They don't need to be cute as I'm not either, just don't be fat. Some form of mental illness should be present and other flaws are fine as well.
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>>28516599
Where are you located and what are you like?
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>>28515870
What is your location :D
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>>28515941
I'm schizo, are you interested?
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>>28516525
I'm 20, but I usually like older guys
where are you located?
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>>28516639
I'm in the midwest. I'm a typical depressed robot that no one likes because I don't have much going for me.
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>>28516651

NYC, though I'm moving to San Diego in a few months.
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>>28515870
Does feminine just mean girls?
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>>28516747
Unfortunately yes, sexually I am pansexual, I'd fuck anything attractive, however romantically I can only develope feelings for girls.
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>>28516827
What about people who are neither?
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>>28515596
Traits I'd like in a gf

>healthy weight
>around same height as me (5'10")
>shy
>rarely, if ever, wants to go out in social situations, although things like hiking and sport are fine
>likes reading
>at least has some political awareness, don't have to talk about politics though
>preferably irreligious but if she's a Christian that's fine
>dresses respectably, no ridiculous tattoos or bright dyed hair

I-I have blue eyes and I'm permanently racked with depression and anxiety, that's about all I have going for me.
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>>28516744
Why are you moving to kikifornia
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>>28516892
I guess if they are female presenting I would be willing to try and make it work. But they'd have to be extremely cute.
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>>28516700
central california
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>>28516933
Just looking for a better quality of life, I'm moving out there with 3 of my friends.
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I'll check the thread later tonight for any hits Who am I kidding? No one will reply

>5'6''+
>light skinned
>varied tasted in movies and enjoys discussing them. also willing to go to movie screenings of "old" movies
>good taste in books
>physically active
>sassy
>thinks before she speaks
>enjoys artsy things, museums, art galleries, etc
>somewhat of a foodie
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>>28517079
Which county.?
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>>28517079
BOO, my family is in Anaheim but I go to school in NYC :(
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>>28517167
Hi.

I'm all of those, but I have a feminine dick.
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I just want a loyal girl that plays lol and is somewhat of a qt.
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>>28515941
bpd here, where are you from?
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Whatever.
>Male
>6'4"
>19
>Healthy weight
>Fairly intelligent
>Music, Art, Writing
>Medium-long black hair
>Glasses/contacts
>Soft-spoken
>Kinda spergy

Age doesn't really matter to me, but if you don't like or respect the arts, then don't bother.
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>>28517167
I'm >>28517322
You sound like a pleasure to be around.
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>>28515870
>>28515905

I realize I didn't list my own qualities

>relatively short at 5'7
>native american so tan skin, thick black hair
>work 7 days a week, and drink with friends once a week (no drugs whatsoever)
>no debilitating mental disorders, but I had anxiety for a while in high school, nowadays I'll only have 1 day a month where I feel a little jaded.
>I also grew up hearing I was narcissistic a lot so there's that.
>I take pride in my fashion sense and like to dress well for even mundane occasions.
>I'm also very generous with money, I have to make an effort NOT to pay for other peoples stuff when dining or hanging out
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>>28517121
You have friends you don't even need a gf
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>>28517700
I can't cuddle with my friends, have sex with them, or kiss them goodbye when I go to work... Well, I could, but it would be weird for all of us.
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i just want a qt gf that borders on r9k aspie and normal qt social grill

so we can watch anime and play games but also workout, go to bars, go hiking

i have an 8 inch cock btw
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>>28517834
that sounds like me
where are you from?
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>>28517953
canada
y-y-you
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>>28517953
where are you from femanon you sound cute
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I want a gf that I can talk about literally anything with, even dumb shit like memes. Also loyal and honest at all times.
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>>28515596
130 iq psychologist tested
6ft tall
and i just inherited 15,000$ USD
who wants to be my gf
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>>28517167
>the stereotypical le im not like other girls profile XDDDD
KILL YOUR SELF
>light skinned
>i am a nigger

>varied tasted in movies and enjoys discussing them. also willing to go to movie screenings of "old" movies
>lol ive seen like an old movie once XDDDD
>Kubrick is like sooooo deep XD

>good taste in books
>i never read on my own
>the last book i read was john green or the gay science
>lol i is such a philosophy genus XDDDD
>Nietzsche is like da best philosophy persun ever XDDD

>physically active
>sometimes i jog a mile

>thinks before she speaks
>i have unwarranted self importance

>enjoys artsy things, museums, art galleries, etc
name three paintings you remember from your last museum trip

>somewhat of a foodie
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
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Average white guy with literally zero aspirations in life aside from cuddling and while watching anime/playing videogames. Northwest England.
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>>28515596
Looking for gf in or around the GREATER METROPOLITAN AREA OF WASHINGTON DC INCLUDING MARYLAND, DC, AND NORTHERN VIRGINIA
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>tfw there will never a fembot from Northern Ireland on this board
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male looking for femalel

>24
>5'10''
>no job only volunteering/applying to things
>supported by family entirely
>set up in an apartment
>read sci-fi, fantasy, thrillers, mango, lightnovels
>play LoL, CS:GO, and peggle nights
>prefer dogs to cats
>basketball
>southern california
>white latino

what I am looking for is
>fwb (where love begins)
>someone to watch things with and learn new things with
>mutual support
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>>28518260
Don't lose hope anon, I'm from Dublin
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>tfw no one wants to take care of a small asian boy
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>>28518373

I lived and worked in Dublin for a year, close enough.
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gender doesn't matter just looking for a bud to literally shoot me
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5'2" 120lb 19y/o femanon
Only dated one other guy before.
I'm not even interested in looks anymore, I'm just tired of being alone, but I'm not social enough to meet people in person.

Favorite game is: Bastion & Fallout: NV
Favorite anime is: Legend of Korra & OPM

I just feel pretty worthless
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>>28518499

Orbiters inc, prepare yourself girl.
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>>28518445
oh really?what did you work as? and where did you stay?
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>>28518499

u could literally walk outside and get some fugg
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>>28518551

Intern at Microsoft, lived in Sandyford.
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>>28518499
>5'2
fucking womanlets
ORIGINAL
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>>28518554
u could literally go to the gym and get some self confidence and not be in a gf/bf begging thread. But here you and I are.
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>>28518584
>>28518499
and what are your looks like, missy?
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>>28518572
oh interesting, I live in Dun Laoghaire as well.Did you liked the area?How was work?
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>>28518599
We're both in a relationship begging thread. We both know we are not chads or stacy's, but getting fugg =/= having someone to care about.
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>>28518499
You sound cute as fuck to hang out with t b h
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>>28518622

It was pretty nice, just a bit expensive. Internship was overall underwhelming, I was given very little work to do and felt like my potential was wasted. Software engineer btw.
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>Male
>im rly into weeb shit so i like anime alot
> likes meme grips inb4 go back to /mu/
>i enjoy movies alot kill bill volume 1 and 2 are my favorite or any tarintino movie
>really clingy and obsessive

i just want someone to make me happy (^:
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>>28517175
Hey I'm in NJ, not far from NYC at all and I fit most of your criteria (just no glasses or curly hair). Let's cuddle
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>>28518641
of course, hell i dont want stacy cause stacy is usually a complete bitch. i'm curious though because obviously i would rather not date a landwhale or completely deformed face you know? you're not fat based on your height weight but a physically description would be cool.
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>>28518689
let me love you plz
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>>28518736

hhi please love me
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>>28518599
>>28518641
Fine anon, here's a picture of me, I'm a 3.5/10. I honestly just wanted someone to chat with, but everything comes down to looks doesn't it.
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>>28518768

Bitch please you're a qt and you know it. You're going to get even more orbiters than I thought.
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>>28518768
>3.5
bullshit, not even. you're way better looking than that sensing compliment fishing here you could just say you want someone to chat with but even then i'm curious about looks.
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>>28518756
I've never listened to the deathgrips before tho, everything else Im good for
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>>28518768
Fucking hell! QT 3.14
Very nice
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>>28518716
Well I might have overreacted in >>28518768 I didn't see you're newest comment. Sorry...
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gf:
>younger than me
>looks vaguely like pic
>into artsy films
>patrician music taste
>ok with drugs/alcohol
>submissive
>relatively short, i'm 6'3
>somewhere between/or chubby and thin
>pale with black hair
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>>28518768
you look pretty qt tbqh senpai. where do you want to chat?
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>>28518826
I still use AIM from time to time. But I'm starting to think I might have made a mistake opening up here.
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>>28518768

i do go to the gym babe

my gf just broke up with me because shes suicidal so im here trying to pick another winner :)
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Could someone please be my qt trap bf. I'm posting all over the place asking, but I really need someone right now.

6'2", getting fit again, like anime, video games, and touhou, and I'm 22 years old. I want a qt trap bf who is a switch with the same hobbies and wants a relationship, not casual sex, not a fun relationship. A romantic relationship where we fall in love and live with each other forever.
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>>28518768
>baiting at its finest
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>>28518885

You didn't make a mistake, just be very selective about who you choose to chat with.
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>>28518885
its 4chan and /r9k/ of all places. im up for anything really if you want to just talk to people though
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>>28518900
nigga you gay or what?
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>>28518895
Kinda sounds like a douchy thing to do, but my ex was fuckhead so what do I know?
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>>28518885
Check all your posts and delete them.
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>>28515596
>> I'm 6'5
>> white
>> I like video games and movies
>>id have more hobbies but I'm in a small town of less than 2000... It's so boring here

GF?
As long as you're not a feminist and you're into some of my fetishes then we're good.
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>Danish
>Every girl in this fucking country is a 7/10 or above
>I'm average as fuck
>185ish cm tall
>Weeb
>Obsessive vydja player
>Literally no other interests, so am boring af
>At this point I dont even have standards anymore
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>>28518885
>>28518821
just dont overreact femanon, i'll talk with you if you want but dont get upset at me for asking about looks vaguely. i'm not judging you, obviously i'm not chad either.
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>>28518490
that rope ain't strong enough to kill you boi
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>>28518807

ii''m too scared to give out my snapchat anyway else i could ssome how contact you?
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>>28518260
Not being attracted to girls from your own country is even worse senpai

23 years on this planet and I haven't met a single girl I'd like to share my life with
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42/ neet/ balding/ overweight. any girls need an older guy in their life? i do have some money that i inherited that i could spoil a girl with if she pretends to like me.
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>>28518980

>Not being attracted to girls from your own country is even worse senpai

That's already the case m8
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>all these thirsty shamelessly desperate faggots
>barely a step away from "ayy bb u wan sum fuk?"

Fucking hell. I hate these threads, but I have the sick curiosity to read through them. At least it's a good reminder that /r9k/ is a wasteland and there really isn't any hope for me to find like-minded people at all.
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>>28518768
Holy fuck I know you. You're middle name is Ashley, you live with parents, you live in Flordia, you used to date a guy that lives in Georgia.

Small world.
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>>28518931
I'm pretty much 110% faggot, but not in a flamboyant way or anything.
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>>28519040
you fucked up now anon, now she wont talk to any of us out of fear... thanks.
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The question is: how do you even have a relationship
Where does intimacy come from
Ive been alone so much that i don't know anymore
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>>28519026

What kind of people are you looking for famalam?
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>>28519060
I-Yeah I fucked up. Probably shouldn't have said that. Well at the very least I know her ex. He may have nudes.
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>>28519093
>He may have nudes
christ anon it's time to stop. YOU are literally the reason femanons dont come here. Why these god damn threads only contain the most removed and unattractive unrelatable females. It's your fault for scaring away the fucking actual cute ones that would make some poor robot happy. THANKS A FUCKING LOT you cunt. Please leave, dont post in here ever again.
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>>28519093
He does have nudes of her. Someone get's trips in the next 15 minutes I'll share 'em.
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>>28519026
I just want a trap bf to love for the rest of my life, that's all.
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>>28519040
>>28519093
Good job mang.

>>28519060
>>28519127
Haha get fucked faggot.
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wan't non fat female from Chile. dont care about face or tits but ass is a must
I'm 5'10'mega robot
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>>28519155
She was and still is a manipulative bitch who should have been kicked to the curb much earlier. But I know she's still watching this thread, so I'll make you a deal S.A.W. (you're intials), send me nudes and the old ones won't get posted.
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>>28519196
Wtf bitch?
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>>28519146
Rolling! Don't let the thread die, there's a chance for qt nudes
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>>28519230
Tyler... stop. Please.
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I haven't seen any begging.

Guy with only one leg looking for a regular blowie joey kind of gal
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>>28519344
>>28519230
is this really happening? holy shit
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>>28519146
Fuck it. I guess I'll roll too.
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Rolling around at the speed of TRIPS
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>>28518499
That sounds like most people here. Meeting people is just a pain in the ass.
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This thread is over I guess. Fuck it. ROLLING!
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>>28519344
Bitch you made my best friend's life hell for two years. You found out he moved on, then you sent his new girlfriend pictures of you two when you were together telling her to leave YOUR boyfriend alone.

Nudes to me or Nudes to them. You're pick.

Actually fuck that, a little bit of proof is coming soon.

>>28519443
You got real close there lad, real fukkin close
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>>28515832
how about you call me a dummy and then i kick you in the face?
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Any fembots from England?
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>>28515956
only if i get to fuck you in the ass, d00d.
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>>28515912
>pillowy arms
The lewlz
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>>28516441
>700 hours
>go pro

haha nigga is you serious?
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>>28519535
HAPPENING
A
P
P
E
N

STACY BTFO
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tyler, please stop this. im begging you. ill give you whatever you want
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>>28519535
oh fuck I think this guy might be serious is this real life???
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS ONE FOR THE BOOKS
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>>28519535

Let's get some pussy tonight
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>>28515956
Better be true.

I'm 6'0", 145lbs, blonde hair, green eyes, and white
I ahven't played cs:go in ages but I can cuddle and watch anime
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>>28519560
Tyler here, you're not her. We're negotiating right now. But keep rollin' lads.
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>>28519535
>>dat body
not bad not bad
would fuck/10
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>tfw no endearing girlfriend to sit in my lap and tell me sweet nothings
SAME FEEL DIFFERENT DAY

>>28519478
Is this anon absolutely destroying this random shitposting girl? Amazing. Although I hope you learn the difference between your and you're at some point.

>>28519600
And they say robots have high standards.
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>femboi/trap
>eastern eu
>173cm
>20yo
>[email protected]
I'm a peaceful and sensitive pereson. I like video games, trippy electronic music, CGI and art in general. I also used to watch a lot of anime and did a lot of drugs when I was younger. I don't mind your flaws. I just want somebody to talk to, despite my fucked up social skills.
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>>28519600
Seriously though if she had anything going for her, it's that ass. My lad is an ass man. Too bad she was a shit person.

>>28519617
Wasn't thinking, in a bit of a rage seeing her face here.
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>>28519535
No timestamp, no proof.
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>>28519596
Tyler here, she offered to show up at my dorm tonight if I don't show the nudes. What should I do boys? Take the offer or let you all keep rolling for lewds?
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>>28519727
take the offer, get that yung sex senpai
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>>28519727

Just post them, no one here will match them with her real identity
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>>28519636
Don't lose control.

>>28519727
>negotiating at all with a woman
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>>28519636
let's see that ass tho
>>28519617
I only post here when i'm depressed
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>>28519727
Someone print out and jizz on >>28518768 and I will post them.

>>28519744
I'm not going to sleep with my m8's ex. No matter how fat that ass is, I'm not going to do it.
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>>28519727
How much sex do you get on average tyler? If you need her pussy then take it but otherwise post that shit bud
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>>28519766
You should have some modicum of standards, though. That foul shebeast is not attractive.

>>28519773
>tributes
we really are /b/ now
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>>28519774
I'm in a stable relationship. In all honesty, I'm right below chad tier. I just wanted to have her beg, her ex says she used do that a lot.
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>>28519822
ok well then post her nudes, and fuck off because you're chad but thanks for BTFOing stacy
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>>28518768
Ah, this girl is beautiful.
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>>28519894
Here are her tits pushed up.

>>28519892
I plan to, I saw her face show up on the homepage. So I came here.
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>>28519792
I think she's cute honestly
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>>28519894
ex dee

>>28519922
>fat girls
>cute
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>>28519920
Have another, what do you guys want? Ass or tits?
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>>28519960

Ass or pussy
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>>28519960
>>28519920
Gimmie both, but ass first my man
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>>28519976
You want both? Here's both.
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I would make a nice cute 7/10 trap bf to a pure white guy, handsome or cute is a must. Kik is taav2

Btw im in california and am just driving aimlesly right now. I can come to you. Peace
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Not looking for a gf but is there any female in Toronto that wants to join my gang? We hang out sometimes and we have 4 so far. We have the looks, the brains, the muscle, and the wildcard but we are just missing the useless chick.
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>>28520044
anon, i thank you for shitting on this estrogen based creature.
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>>28520044
why censor the face if she truly hurt your friend?

lets some some vag if you can or if not, more boob
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>>28515956
In cali? Kik is taav2
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>female
>lives in central Florida
>is ok with dating a weenie
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>>28520080
Anytime.

>>28520100
Closest thing to a vag shot I have. Against sending the face, because I don't want this shit to wreck either of our lives. She came to 4chan, I gave her what wanted. Now she has all the attention she ever wanted.
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I'm pale, short, have long hair and wear glasses
I'm somewhat submissive and clumsy.
I love anime and vidya and go jogging daylie
I have a hard time interacting with strangers and it may take a while to feel comfortable around you
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>>28520116
>safe in north florida
whew

>>28520128
Good fucking luck, brother.
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>>28520124
>>28520044
>>28519960
>>28519920
what's her contact tho?
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>>28520128
>daylie
hodgetwins?
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>>28520124
Did they get engaged?
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>>28520157
'Fraid I don't know what you mean by that? You mean her eye color?

>>28520169
No, thankfully they were a little too young. She just flew off the handle with all sorts of crazy. He doesn't like talking about it, so I don't really ask.
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>>28520124
I wish you had more of this, this is the perfect angle. Let's get some ass then if you got it
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>>28520128
are you a guy, girl, or trap?
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What a disgusting white-girl body.
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>post in the thread
>get no (you)s
Why even live?
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>>28520191
I have one more like that for you. I'm getting sick of editing these so I'm not going to.

Now if someone could do me a favor and jizz on a picture of her for me.
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>>28520186
Just asking, because she's wearing an engagement ring. But if she's crazy, it would make sense
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>>28516308
i dont have glasses :(
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>>28520226
No, believe it or not it was a purity ring. Fucking hilarious, swear to god.
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>>28520221
there we go, face and all. thatll teach her to beg for attention. i dont particularly feel like fapping at 3pm anon
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>>28520186
how to contact her I mean
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>>28520216
>post in these
>the submisive gay thread
>2 /soc/ infograph threads
>a skype thread

>no (you)s

it hurts, but it hurts more not to try
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>>28520156
thanks
>>28520162
huh?
>>28520198
I'm a straight guy
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White, blond, blue eyes
5' 10", 180 lbs
6.25" dick
Play guitar
21 Years old
Semi-/fit/
Loves to cook
In university

My issues include crippling self doubt. Somebody love me?
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>>28520261
Here's a better one with face.

>>28520273
Good point, no more editing out the faces
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I thought mods were banning this /soc shit
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>>28520252
>purity ring
oh and shes still a virgin right?
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>>28520304
If I know my friend, she's not. There's a slight chance, but doubtful.
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>>28520293

Fuck man, she has my ideal body type. Shame she's fucking crazy.
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>>28520293
>Good point, no more editing out the faces
what
i'm asking for her skype
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>ftm
>20
>isfp
>white, manlet, glasses, brown eyes/hair
>enjoys anime, music, cooking, arts and crafts, casual gaming
>no life ambitions whatsoever

im really only looking for girls (mtf included ofc), we can talk and see where it goes
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>>28520329
Well I saved the best one for last. Here you go.

>>28519892
No more nudes. I'm keeping an eye on this thread, but I'm leaving r9k. Enjoy.
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>>28520278
Well, are you a trap?
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>>28520366
yeah I think shes cute desu but if shes a bitch that's all the evidence needed. alright thanks for the nudes chad, now fuck off we still hate you sorry.
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>>28518499
I'm the same height as you but a man ;_;
Nice dubs to
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>>28520383
traps get (you)s just like girls, no Im not a trap
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>>28520407
Fair is fair. See you around /fit/
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>>28520411
will you be my qt submissive bf? Ill pound you hard first then slow it down so you can enjoy it
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>>28520293
You are now my hero.
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>>28520460
>Pounding with no dick
It's not the same.
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now can we get back to finding bfs and gfs?
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>>28518499

Anon...m-maybe you wanna talk to me and geek out discussing FNV and mods? I love NV the most after Fallout 2.

kik: AsahiBushi
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>>28520591
well youre in luck

I have a dick
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I will date literally any girl in Florida who isn't hideously disfigured
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>>28518499
I fucking love OPM
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>>28520641
But I thought the reply chain was for a 19/yo femanon who was short. Not even that guy, but a dick is definitely far superior to any strap on. I'm a sub masculine kind of guy who likes dom/switch traps anyways. Not gonna fit that bill anyways, hopefully the other Anon does though
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>>28520443
sorry friendo ill go to a thread that talks about chad stacy or nigger dicks
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Just looking for a hot QT 8/10 to taste my penis. Please.
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>>28520460
But I'm not cute, anon. Just a balding manlet.
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I'm a guy in a wheelchair that plays Hearthstone (want to go pro) and I love film and music. Interested in a boy or girl that is okay with my disability and will hang out on Skype and talk whatever
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>>28520608
Some chad posted her nudes and she left the thread
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London
Student
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>>28521075
Yo senpai, I'm also a cripple. What's your skype
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>>28521894

crack.frost
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>>28521708
...Are you looking for boy or girl
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>>28521959
what do you think you thirsty nigga
if you happen to be a guy studying biology that's fine too but I doubt you do
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>>28522188
I'm a guy and I'll study your biology any time

ooga booga we can revise together gurl
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>>28522319
cancer
also you're a fag now nice job
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>>28515596
These threads are everything that is wrong with r9k.
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>>28520355
Male isfp here

I wish we were friends senpai
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