What's your job now? What's your ideal job?
>>28515484
>job now
nothing
>ideal job
nothing
Im a cook at a small restaraunt. It's alright, but I miss being a NEET.
>>28515484
> job now
Movie theater
> ideal job
Something in finance like wall street or a high end bank
>N/A
>lighthouse keeper
>>28515484
>Job now
Airport Construction Security Guard
>Ideal Job
NEET who makes bank offa renting out homes
>>28515700
>cold
>rats
>wet
>smells like musty salt
>>28515484
>job now
Part time wagecuck at shitty minimum wage
>ideal job
Teacher
>job in between
Full time wage cuck
Thank christ my parents are understanding
>>28515484
>job now
Cashier
>ideal job
Something that doesn't require math
Field engineer. It wasn't my dream job initially, but it turned out fucking righteous. I work alone, I travel for work, my supervisor lives across the country and we only speak once a week. Even that is my choice, I do it to keep up on the news in the company.
I work hard, but it feels different because it's my hours. If I want to sleep in and work late, I do. If I want to leave early, I do. As long as the job gets done it doesn't matter how I do it.
Never working in an office building again. Fucking never.
And getting paid to travel is fucking excellent. 30 total hours door to door to South Korea on a Saturday? That's overtime bitch. That's essentially an entire week paycheck just to listen to podcasts and take Xanax on a plane.
>>28515517
whats it like to achieve your dreams?
>job now
none
>dream job
shipping room laborer
>>28515736
>weed 24/7
>huge jacket+blankets
> watching movies
>watching the sea.
that is awesome im gonna do it.
>>28515484
>What's your job now?
Biomedical laboratory scientist
>What's your ideal job?
Owning my own fast food joint in Japan
>>28515790
>Field engineer
How did you get into this line of work? This is my dream job but I'm 23, never went to college, and don't know what steps to take if it's not too late for me
>>28515787
math is hard :(
cry more
>Job now
I am a photocopier repair technician
>ideal job
I wanted to get into night security but this job is awesome. I drive around tinkering on photocopiers and make silly money doing it. Just got myself a place on the water with my own dock and big windows to watch the waves.
Glad I found this niche little career.
I collect (you)s for a living.
>>28515484
>job now
Meatcuck
>ideal
Touring orchestral musician or composer or fucking anything besides working 8 hour days
>>28515790
This piqued my interest, tell me more anon
Degree? How'd you get the job?
>>28515484
>What's your job now?
nothing
>What's your ideal job?
death
>>28515923
>Math is easy!
>I not understand human emotions, the post.
Rain man, your handler is
>>>/out/side
>>28515484
>job now
student
>ideal job
anime/manga translator while writing books on the side
>>28515484
>shitty part time job in mcdonalds to get me through law school
>a barrister
>>28515736
>cold
doesn't really bother me
>rats
get a cat/gun
>wet
meh
>smells like musty salt
I already smell like musty salt
>>28515790
Dude how did you get that job? Qualifications?
>>28515484
job
freelance writer
ideal job
computation neuroscientist
>>28515484
>what's your job now?
nothing, looking for one
>what's your ideal job?
living off investment shares
Job now: research assistant
Ideal job: some sort of biostats / epidemiology job where I just crunch numbers and use programs to solve problems. That seems to be where the money is in bio
>>28515484
>current job
uber driver
>ideal job
TV/film comedy writer/actor
>current job
I cut meat in a grocery store
>ideal job
When I was younger I wanted to make comic books. Realistically, my dream job is some bullshit 9-5 office job where I am always alone and don't have a lot to do so I can read or browse the internet all day. I've given up on having real dreams, I just don't want to have to put up with people anymore.
>>28515484
>nothing
>anything involving research of psychopathology
>>28515484
current: Bong soldier and student
Ideal: Apache Pilot
>>28515484
>What's your job now?
engineer
>What's your ideal job?
italian mobster
>>28515484
>Stocker
>Creating physical objects, carpentry, sculpting, refurbishing, etc
At least I can afford heroin for when it's time to go home
>none
>farmer, dog trainer, fisherman
basically get paid to do shit i already like doing
>>28519952
those are like the easiest jobs to obtain
How do I find a lighthouse that needs keeping?
>current job
Warehouse Foreman
>dream job
Oxygen Baron
Right now I'm a telecommunications salesman, it's actually fairly fun and a nice meantime job except for the fact that I don't work for the provider itself, but a for a contracted sales company. So every policy and every manager is uncompromising and dedicated to sales at all costs and this can be a real fucking drain sometimes.
Ideally I would be a bush firefighter in South Australia.
>job now
none
>dream job
paid to exist
>>28515484
>job now
dentist
>ideal job
dentist in the US
NO ONE has a dream JOB. NO ONE wants to WORK, no one.
I'm a lab technician but I wish I did law
>dream job
retired
This goes for normies as well.
I'm fucking unemployed now, goddammit. My dream job is hot oil boy at the strip club
>>28520652
Wouldn't getting paid to do things you love kind of be the same? Especially if it's completely up to you (self employed or something?) and not an actual dream JOB.
Job now
>butcher
Ideal job
>ceo of some shit
>>28520681
Where are you now? Some of my old classmates are dental assistants and they make quite a bit of money in comparisons to the time and cost of training. Dentists must make more, but have more obligations and less free time.
>>28520740
that's honestly very sad if you think that
>Programmer
>Musician (but without sacrificing any artistic integrity)
I'm pretty content. And I do believe my programming helps my music and vice versa, though, so there's that.
>>28515484
>Hotel Front Desk
>a job where I commit suicide on day 1 and don't have to work anymore
glazier
professional neet
>>28521495
Same but I work in a warehouse.
>>28515484
truck driver, home steader
Solar stuff
Park ranger
>>28515566
i'm in the process of registering in a school for adults to become a cook.
should i go for it? i'm still on the fence
>>28521529
nope,stay away
start as a dishwasher then prep then cook then chef
>>28521620
but it's a good school
and i'll be paid to learn that shit
and it's recognized by the state/country
i'll be doing like interships in real restaurants
>>28521223
France, make about 200k a year but the fucking government takes 60% of it (not kidding, that's absurd)
been wanting to leave France eversince I graduated but never had the balls
Trying to become a programmer worried I'll hate it,
dream job is author, I'd really like to write a book, but I don't write enough for it to became reality.
IT - DBA and sys admin
No idea what my ideal job would be.
>>28515484
Now:
NEET
Ideal:
Law Enforcement
I always sperg out during the polygraphs though, it's literally the only thing keeping me from getting an LEO job
I'll probably just end up just going back to school for my masters, so I don't feel like a worthless pile of shit at home
My job:
>HVAC Engineer
My ideal job:
>Invent something and live off patent money
>This has been my dream since I was 10
Job now
>low paying boring job
Ideal job
>Male pornstar
>>28521657
your money youre wasting
name a famous chef that went to culinary school
>>28521866
I knew a guy who did that. He jacked off on camera and got paid something ridiculous like 200 dollars. His video is somewhere on the internet, but I don't know his porn pseudonym.
>ideal job
lmao, wagecuckdom runs deep
>>28521968
>your money youre wasting
it's paid by the state
and i will be paid by the state
i feel like that's a good plan
i'm not trying to become a famous chef
a decent cook is my aim for now
>>28521507
I feel you bro,
this is original I promise
>>28515988
there are actual paid shills here so it's in the scope of possibility
>job now
N E E T
>ideal job
Restoring the Holy Roman Empire
>Job now
Neet
>Ideal job
Videogame designer i.e ideas guy
>>28522478
you poor sad hopeless soul
I hope you become un-neeted one day
>job now
Data Analyst
>ideal job
Something where I get to wear suits all the time and travel, where I go to important meetings and make important decisions while making a lot of money.
>>28522032
Honestly, anon. I've been working in Kitchens for 3 years (dishwasher to respectable cook over 7 kitchens). If you really think you want to be a cook, spend a year working in a low grade kitchen before you try to educate yourself. There is a mindset and physical stamina to being a good cook, and education will fill you with a lot of information that conflicts with the actual conventions of being a cook.
I quite enjoy being a cook but I don't want to do it forever and I have no plan to go to school for it. If it's free, I wouldn't turn it down, but make sure you are comfortable with the industry before you sink a couple years of your life into schooling.
>Current Job
Cook
>Ideal Job
Physiological counsellor of some sort
Currently supermarket scrub.
I honestly don't know what I want to do. End game is renting out properties. Right now I have the dosh for my first home but I want a full-time wage before I do.
I would not mind getting into the Federal Police something to do with forensics but I need to go to uni and I can barely motivate myself to do a free online course.
>>28515484
>job now
Session musician (keyboards)
>ideal job
I'm pretty fine with what I do these days, to be honest
>Job Now
Outside sales for oilfield company
>Ideal Job
Vaporwave artist
>>28522404
>some poor fucks live off (you) commission
And I thought I had it bad
Been bothering me thinking about it lately.
Like my job, but never really got along with people where I live. I thought if I started with that job and took on more responsibility I could make it work.
But it's not working, I think it'd be foolish to blame other people or this place but there's no reason to stay here besides that job.
>>28521672
Wow, that is terrible.
Is there not a method of entering illegally? If Hillary you are set, if TRUMP you will get deported and rightfully so.
>>28522913
no, i would have to pass the board exam and repay for my studies (which is logical though, it would be unfair for me to come to the US after having free studies, while you guys need to take huge loans)
>>28522974
Where do you live?
From Marseille myself
warehouse
warehouse
this is probably the best im gonna be
Logistics manager for one of the biggest companies in the world.
Would much rather be a travel lifestyle photographer
>>28515484
3D Artist in Advertising
I have no goal in life.
>>28521981
That's not a lot of money to pay for living expenses...
>>28515484
>job
working in a grocery store for 15 dollars.
>ideal job
i want to be dead. im not kidding. i really want to die. i want to be free
>Armed security
The NGA is building a facility here which will be done in 2020 so I am applying there to be a DOD cop
>>28522997
in Lille
>Current job
Instructional aide/PCA at a middle school. The current class I work with is a goddamn nightmare, I'm looking forward to the summer.
>Ideal job
This would actually be my ideal job if the district would hire me full time and place me with slightly younger students. I can deal with little kid tantrums, I'm less equipped to manage all the crazy ego problems this age group starts developing. I had a desk thrown at me the other week because I corrected a student (he thought a pheasant was a duck) and he was convinced I was trying to embarrass him (there's a girl in the class he wants to impress).
City Firefighter
Shits great, but there is a good chance I'll do young, probably around 60's. I mean if the job doesn't kill me itself, I'll get cancer or something.
>Job now
911 Operator
>Ideal Job
High level Gov
>>28515484
Professional driver
Gentleman of Leisure (NEET with wealth)
>current job
Electrical engineer
>desired job
Software engineer
>current job
currently interning on wall street making ~10k a month after taxes
>ideal job
ideally I would want to open up a pot shop in amsterdam.
>>28523368
>another dispatcher here
how's life in woman hell? i'm getting tired of the gossip and my female supervisor keeps hiring MORE women. i'm going to be the only guy soon...
>>28523171
SLEAP TIGHT, PUPPER
>>28523416
I have an Econ degree from a state school with a 3.5 GPA. How do I get on Wall Street? Do I even want to get on Wall Street?
>>28515484
Nothing,I'm a shameful neet and I can't find the motivation or courage to do anything. The depression got me in a deep hole,senpai.
Don't know,I just know I wanted to do something important that helps people,you know? But I never could
decide,Firefighter,Police,Military,Medic,Nurse (Seems like there's already a shit load of non-whites turning into Doctors so they got it covered)
I decided I wanted to do one of these when I was a kid,I was inspired.
I seemed to have forgotten it when they started asking me at school,'Since it's almost over have you been thinking of what you want to be?'
I want to be a fucking Hero.
>>28515484
Current: credit risk analyst
>I approve or decline applications for credit cards. Or lower/cancel cards if someone is having financial difficulties. I also speak on the phone with customers related to that and other shit.
Dream: AML (anti money laundering ) position.
Not sure what exactly I do but I would probably find catching and submitting SARs about bad guys/terrorists/fraudsters more interesting and I'd rarely have to speak on the phone.
>>28515484
Veterinary assistant.
Veterinarian.
I'll be 27 by the time I even get started. Three more years and then I get to search desperately for a low paying gig and not make enough to pay my loans. Like the associate vet I work under. 30 and constantly "joking" about killing herself with the pentobarbitol.
job now is basic bitch self investment.
i got 200k inheritance and just figured out how to earn 1000 dollars a week through stocks.
i save half of it for when i get bored of being neet, if you could even call it that (chadish)
il probs buy and run a cocktail bar in a few years.
>>28523678
Does a recent auto loan lower my chances for a credit limit increase/getting a new card? Or is it a positive, since all payments are on time? If a negative, how long does it take to be a positive?
>>28523827
It depends. I'm not sure how computers view it, and not all banks are equal. If anything hurts you about an auto loan it's if you went to 50 dealerships looking for the best rate. Each dealer will run your credit and that's an inquiry.
However any human looking at a credit report is retarded if they can't instantly tell what sort of inquiries those are. They're very obvious and I don't hold it against someone because that's just how it is. Also the credit reports count 10 inquiries on the same day as basically 1 inquiry for that reason.
As for pay history more is better. But a auto loan isn't a credit card so it doesn't help quite as much as you might think. When I as a human am reading a credit report what I care about by loan type are seeing
Unsecured credit cards > store cards > mortgages > secured cards > autos.
Not sure if it helps as much for what you're asking. It's complicated to explain all that I'm looking for.
NOW:
Assistant Manager at shitty retail store.
IDEAL:
Children's Book Writer.
>Baker
>Professional eater
>>28523443
Thankfully I just keep to myself for the most part. I try to just ignore any gossip if I hear it. The new academy has 6 new guys coming on board though so im so fucking thankful
>>28523171
i'm in lille too
going to the dentist tomorrow friday the 13th
have some big cavities
this is gonna hurt
hold me anon
>>28521462
You should start programming your own synths and shit like the autists in Autechre
I work in a deli.
I always wanted to work in the solar energy industry. I don't give a shit about environmentalism, but photovoltaics have fascinated me since I was a kid. I doubt I'll even manage to finish college though.
>>28515484
My job now is a computer network penetration tester. My ideal job is a voice actor for anime and video games.
>what's your job now?
I don't have a job
>what's your ideal job
generating money while doing nothing. choosing to work in your one chance at life is the stupidest choice possible. The end game is money, we all do it for the money, so why not just skip the work, and start playing with money?
>what's your job now?
Security guard
>what's your ideal job
No idea, something that's not too boring and where I'd feel moderately useful.
>>28524326
how do you get money retard?
>>28524567
>how do you get money retard?
That seems like your personal issue wagie. Have fun breaking your back at your dead end job. I'll be over here in Hawaii enjoying my life. Honestly if you can't find any loopholes you deserve to be a modern slave.
>What's your job now?
shift supervisor at a pharmacy
>What's your ideal job?
working anywhere that doesn't accept EBT as payment
>>28525003
Do you work at a grocery story pharmacy?
Also, I would agree. My store accepts EBT and the clientele is quite awful.
>>28524271
How often and in how many different voices do you say "nani" or "Nanda yo" during an average day of work?
>job now
programmer
>ideal job
porn actor
>>28523196
Anything beyond 8 years old has developed antisocial behavior so ingrained it is impossible for public servants to reverse. I am sorry anon, I love working with young children as well to try and prevent these occurrences.
>>28525028
I work front end at a pharmacy, which is like a miniature store. But I also work in the back if they need me so I see both sides. The pharmacy customers seem ok most of the time (unless they get angry or are obviously addicts trying to get more opoids/narcotics) but I just hate dealing with the local rabble. Way too many jobless people and unsupervised kids.
>>28525159
Seems like these problems are quite wide spread.
I try to work mornings to minimize interaction. Around that time the worst of it would be homeless using the store for momentary shelter.
>Job now
Tard wrangler
>ideal job
Something to do with house cleaning I guess. It's relaxing
>>28515484
Security in retail, catching shoplifters and etc.
Love to be an armed guard someday, but the only problem is that you need to be a cop for a few years first. I can't be a cop, which is why I'm security guard, SO IT'S AN ENDLESS LOOP.
My state has ridiculously strict testing criteria and you need to score at least 98% or higher to get hired because so many people are competing. You make over $103,000 a year after five years so it's a pretty sweet deal.
>>28515964
fuck me, how can i get in this field, I'm good with tech shit
>>28522668
You just described Management Consultants.
Trust me, it's shit just like Investment banking. The whole corporate culture and ridiculously long hours will make you eant to kill yourself.
>>28525661
>$103,000 a year
Holy hell, that's at least triple my state
>>28515484
>job now
TA/UGrad
>ideal job
Professor for an intro class, but I don't have the motivation to pursue a PhD.
>>28525493
Mornings are definitely better but I always get stuck closing. I don't mind opening but our store opens at 7am so I have to get up extra early whenever I do it.
On the plus side I can blast anime music for 40 minutes in the office without anyone bothering me
>>28523931
Huh, I work in the fraud department for an auto lender. Do you ever run into synthetic identity fraud? That seems to be the hot button topic for us right now.
