How much of a meme are you guys?
>19 yr old KV
>morbidly obese
>Long hair cuz i hate getting my hair cut
>Receding hairline
>Raised by single mother
>Hate women but cant stop thinking about them
>Think im smarter than the people around me
>Think women are actually inferior to men
>Watch Anime
>Play video games
>Wear a pokemon lanyard around
>Play Magic The Gathering
>Unstyled full beard
>Sweating problem
>Cut myself
>Crippling porn addiction
>Cant even fathom how a relationship would work, turned down a few girls because of it
>very few real friends
>Made D's in school
>Pale as snow
>Wear the same clothes pretty much everyday, have a bunch of white t shirts and shorts
>Hate everyone and blame the universe for my problems
>Too beta to stick up for myself, get walked on by everyone
Not memes
>Dont smoke weed
>not an atheist
>Respected in my workplace
>People love being around me
>love football and play basketball often
>Shower/brush teeth/deodorant/ etc. daily
>in college making straight A's
>stoner kid
>gets high often
>before exams
>still get straight A's though lol
>>28515250
>turned down a few girls because of it
>turned down a few girls
>turned down
>girls
NORMALITY
>>28515312
Nah, the actual amount of people who've had zero chance absolutely zero chance are so few that this board wouldn't even be able to function if all of them came here. You're just memeing
>>28515392
Oh so this board is full of normie chads turning down 7's? Good to fucking know
>>28515470
They weren't 7's lol, and again you're just memeing, you are lying to yourself if a girl was never interested in you 97% of the time
>>28515534
GET THE
FUCK
OFF MY BOARD NORMIE TRASH
>19
>receding hairline
>full beard
>>28516021
yeah because thats inconceivable, you might notice its not that uncommon if you ever left your house
>>28516146
Yeah no. Nineteen year olds with full beards aren't a thing. Not everyone here is a retard even though most of this board is probably underage at least mentally.
>>28516272
Kek. Babby can't grow a beard. I had a full beard when I was 14. Started shaving when I was 12
>>28516361
Post beard with timestamp within the next 5 minutes and I'll admit defeat. If you make any excuse whatsoever you're confirmed hipster who is so pathetic he feels the need to lie on a chinese frog trading forum.
>27
>fail everything i do
>live with my mom who probably wishes i wasnt born
>neet
Suicide looms.
>>28516393
why would I lie when you all don't know who i am? What benefit is there? and no i won't, the beard isnt a significant part of my point in the OP so im not gonna waste time proving something thats a minimal detail you fucking idiot
>>28516393
Yeah I wasn't the OP
I shaved several days ago and I'm 25 so it would be pointless either way. Was just saying, some people's beards come in early. Also had pubes when I was at least 10 and cum when I was 8. Earliest puberty I've ever heard of, probably am a record of some kind.
Anyways I just find it funny you find 19 year olds with beards so unbelievable.
>>28516361
What a fucking loser. Man I had a beard 3 times my size when I was an egg in my mother's womb. Ur a babby (with two b's so I show you how cool I am and funny epic memer)
>>28516402
I don't have this feel because i hate my mother and dont speak to her, its nice not feeling guilty
>short
>long hair
>overweight
>watch anime
>brony
>care about men's rights
>atheist
>light voice
>no real friends
>unemployed
>live with my parents at high age
>>28516564
You just made an excuse thereby exposing your lie. Lmao pathetic fucking hipster scum, I knew it. What's up with hipsters and the need to mention muh beard in any discussion?
>>28515250
>Wear a pokemon lanyard around
>Respected in my workplace
>People love being around me
nah you're just delusional
>>28515534
>you are lying to yourself if a girl was never interested in you 97% of the time
a girl has never been interested in me, ever
>>28516632
because i was showing you how stereotypical i am, i wasnt boasting. Its common for fatass robots to have unkempt beards, when i said full i meant it covers my whole face because i dont style it, maybe if you paid attention in school instead of being an anxious aspie you would have some reading comprehension retard
>>28516672
You're an extreme case, the other anon was making it seem like it was the norm on here when that simply isn't true.
>>28516659
normies don't care about that stuff as much as you may think, theyre way too stuck up their own ass to always look down on "nerd" things
>>28516569
I know it's hard to read and understand words since it's r9k but I didn't say it was unbelievable. I said it isn't common like that guy was hilariously implying and also, no you didn't have a fucking beard at 14 whoever that was.
>>28516673
>when i said full i meant it covers my whole face because i dont style it
That's completely different from "full beard" you drooling mongoloid. You've never seen a monk or a hobo to ascertain what a full beard looks like? I understand autism but how can someone lack common sense this much?
>>28516812
https://www.google.com/search?q=full+beard&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=619&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiTiOb3nNXMAhUKdD4KHaUvAGIQ_AUIBigB
not all beards need to be six inches long to be considered full, you can't just take a phrase made by a general public and adjust its meaning to your own standards, thats what SJWs do
>>28516812
>you didn't have a fucking beard at 14 whoever that was.
I did. Wish I had an old picture somewhere to prove you wrong. I'm gonna go check.
>long hair
>pedostach cause shit genetics and beard doesn't grow
>stoner
>watch anime
>militant atheist
>think women are inferior and worthless subhumans
>no girl ever was interested in me
>racist
>trump supporter
> used to go to school high and actually did very well
I think I qualify to be here.
>>28515250
>24 yo college dropout
>work in retail, not even full-time
>shitty jew hair even though I'm an atheist
>insanely pale
>deep, dark bags under my eyes that can't be covered up
>dress in all black
>own combat boots and a trenchcoat
>voice is very unassuming and weak, even when I shout at the top of my lungs people say it's cute
>no friends IRL, only two long-distance internet ones
>have bipolar disorder and OCD, taking medication for both of them
>extreme degenerate, very taboo fetish and fap several times a day
>drink every day
>even though I don't live with my parents anymore and hate them I'm still ridiculously submissive to them
>own a Sailor Moon backpack, tons of Star Wars merchandise, Black Lantern figurines, collect comic books, go to comic book and anime conventions, used to cosplay
>play video games, watch anime, listen to soundtracks/electronic/goth/music normies wouldn't care about
>anger problems, constantly irritable, but also extremely, insanely repressed at the same time
>have gone on 4chan almost every single day for over 10 years, even managing to find a way to get online when I was in a mental asylum
>massive collection of gore and pictures of dead bodies that I repost often
>reuse the same reaction images to the point where some people recognize me just by them
saving graces:
>moved out of my parent's house when I was 17
>learned how to drive and bought my own car with my own money when I was 16
>have had a steady job since I was 14 (better work then than what I'm doing now, fuck my life)
>in therapy and taking medication for my mental illnesses, working very, very hard to get better so I can do better with my life
>good hygiene, take care of my appearance even though I constantly look like I just got out of a funeral
>like to garden, sew, cook, and I'm good at all of them
>in good shape considering how fucked my health has been in the past
>fully aware of how cringe-worthy I am and make no attempt to deny it
>>28516908
The general public believes a full beard is a beard that extends beyond the face akin to a monk or a priest. What you have is LITERALLY, by all standards, not a full fucking beard. The "full" refers to having reached a potential of growth, that it became capable of growing indefinitely.
>>28516930
Nice try.
>>28516948
>>think women are inferior and worthless subhumans
>>no girl ever was interested in me
correlation?
you sound like a pretty shit person tbqh, famalalala
>>28517061
How do you know what I have? What are you projecting onto this face in your mind? And that again is not the point I was making when I said full I didn't mean full in a bragging way, just saying the beard covers my face, its about two inches long now, thats definitely considered full, youre just extremely insecure about hipsters for some reason since youre accusing me of being one. What happened? did your little girlfriend want a bowtie wearing chad dick instead of yours?
>>28517089
The fact that I wrote it shows that I'm at least aware of it. I probably just became bitter over the years thanks to 4chan and "redpill". A way to cope with my loneliness I guess.
>>28517195
>the beard covers my face, its about two inches long now
First you imply it only covers your face, then you backpedal saying it's 2 inches long beyond your face.
It's just that people without common sense fascinate me. Like I said, you've never seen an actual full beard? Whatever, at least spritz some coconut oil on that fucker.
