>just ate a block of cheddar cheese for lunch
>>28514906
I had a scotch egg
I had half a kebab
> cake for breakfast
Just kill me
I haven't eaten anything but I drank a little bit of a coffee, took a shit and had a shower.
just eat what you want what's the big deal?
Are you the same guy who posted about not bei.g able to shit all week? Lay off the cheese ffs
>>28515037
are you me tbo
I almost ate something but decided to waituntil tonight.
>>28514906
I had melted cream cheese over ground beef with PBR.but I puked it up so it's okay
>>28515061
>implying a ripped guy would give this advice
no. hed tell op to stop being a little bitch and to get some self control.
>Ate nothing for breakfast or lunch, literally down to dinner and a bowl of chips around midnight for food and too much capri-sun and homemade near frozen coffee to drink
>block of cheddar cheese
jesus Christ I'm obese (6' 280lbs) but oh my god that sounds disgusting
>>28516476
>homemade near frozen coffee to drink
I've wanted to make my own frozen coffee for a while, got any tips, robot?
I recently took up cooking and can't eat the amount of food I prepare.
I need a practice gf to eat my practice cakes. This practice meme will never end.
>gained 5 pounds in 5 days
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!!
>>28516799
Well, 6 kilos is the margin of error in weight loss/gain. Could be dietary or retention change that added temporary weight. Unless you ate over a pound of fat each day.
>>28514906
I had some water.
I usually binge at dinner, though.
6'4" and 365 lbs here
>>28514906
>just had a coffee and cigarettes for 5pm breakfast
>>28514906
Damn bruv, if you're going to eat yourself to death, at least go all out
>put some butter in a saucepan, turn it to medium heat
>add some milk and spices
>add chunks of cheese to the saucepan until it's a creamy, gooey wonderland
>in a separate pan, cook up some ground beef and throw in some onions and jalapenos
>keep both pans on low heat once done
>now, cut up 2-3 fresh avocados and whisk them into a bowl, add tomatoes if you want
>open up two party-sized bags of doritos
>proceed to eat delicious homemade nachos. Add sour cream if needed
That's okay OP, next time
>>28516421
nah he'd probably be nice and try to give actual advice unlike the internet alphas like you. chads are only shitty when drunk
>tfw had philly cheasesteak bistro crustini for lunch
>starve myself for like 3 days
>cave in and eat cookies and a grilled cheese sandwich
>at least I didn't make myself throw up this time
>now forcing myself not to eat again for 24 hours
>>28517224
Self control is valid advice
So, what's the most you robots have ever eaten in one day?
5'11" 215lbs ,here's what I ate
>woke up hungover really fucking early
>open up fridge, greeted by emptiness
>slowly remember how I had cooked what remaining food I had the previous night when I was drunk, but I wasn't hungry when I was done cooking so I gave it all to my roommate
>head back upstairs, go on my computer and try to find the perfect food. Decide on pizza
>everything besides McDonald's and Whataburger is closed, have to wait at least two hours before little caesars opens
>smoke a bowl, ravenous at this point and decide I'll just get a little something something at McDonalds
>roll up to the drive-thru, tell the cashier to give me a second
>as I'm looking at the menu, I notice a car behind me pull up with two QT girls in it
>sperg out, realize I need to order NOW that way they won't stare at me
>order what I always get (2 Double Quarter Pounders w/ large onion rings)
>get home, inhale the food I ordered. Smoke another bowl to settle my stomach
>after a few hours, remember I wanted Little Caesars and that it's open
>go inside, order two hot n ready pepperoni pizzas with some crazy bread and three dipping sauces + marinara sauce
>spend the next 5-6 hours slowly but surely eating every single piece of food
>roommate gets home around 7PM, calls me downstairs
>hands me a Wingstop bag, tells me he got me some wings because of the meal I cooked him last night
>eat about 10 wings, a handful of fries, then pass out into a food coma
>wake up randomly at 3AM, realize something is wrong
>wait a few seconds and realize I'm on the verge of pooping my bed
>waddle to the toilet and take the most painful, uncomfortable shit I've ever taken in my entire life
>head back to bed an hour later, sweaty and defeated
>weigh myself the next day, gained about 8 fucking pounds, probably would have been a solid 9.5 if I hadn't shit during the early hours of the day
I almost want to try it again
>>28517640
Jesus Christ anon. Someone should do a calorie count of all the food you ate that day. Honestly surprised you don't weigh more.
Here's what I ate, I went to an Octoberfest-type deal
>2 bacon wrapped turkey legs
>4 different kinds of hot dogs
>a giant bowl of chicken salad smothered in dressing and other condiments
>several beers
I threw up an ungodly amount of chunky liquid
>>28514906
>Eat candy all day an a pizza
>later do cardio
>barely force myself to do 30 minutes of it before just hitting an unpassable brick wall
>too exhausted and faint to do any push ups
>drink a can of soda while hating self
>feel like grabbing a knife and just cutting chunks of fat off of me
>>28514906
>about to eat my 7th bowl of rice tonight
>>28517760
At least you had the willpower to even run at that point anon. I'm sure a few months ago you would have just counted that day as a loss and ate more junk
>>28517640
Little Caesar's always fucks with my shit.
I always poo green after hot n' ready
>>28517716
>chunky liquid
>chunky liquid
>chunky liquid
>chunky liquid
5'10" 340 lbs. I stopped eating bad shit completely and I haven't lost any weight. It's been 3 months. I jog a mile a day.she will never love me.
>>28518672
Does your name start with a D?
does anyone make super buttery toast, and use it to sop up bacon grease and eat it?
>>28517002
sounds like a good breakfast to me
>>28518823
No, sorry.What is love?
>bowl of roasted potatoes w/ greek yoghurt
>chicken breasts w/ mustard
>bowl of raisin bran and 0% milk
healthy day 2day
>>28519068
>0% milk
Why not just use tap water?
