>hi anon, why don't you give us a ride in your mom's car?
>>28514328
*whips out my HUGE dick*
HAHA this is my moms car! you SLUT!
*wiggles and waggles my peanus weanus*
HAHA RIDE IT SLUUUUTTTTTT
>>28514359
meanwhile outside of anon's head:
>awkward stare
>anxious and confused state emerges
>walks quickly back into house after muttering something
>gives keys to them, goes back into house
>>28514328
My Mom's car only had two seats. One of you needs to get in the trunk, and the other needs to smell this funky rag I found when we get in
>>28514383
meanwhile at your moms house
>"OMG ANON YOUR DICK IS BIGGER THAN MY SONS!!!!"
HAHA thanks bitchj! :)
>begins to fuck your motha fucker!
*RAPES THAT BITCH AND CUMSSSSS*
>>28514425
meanwhile:
>uuhh so you are anon's mother
>yes
>well ok that's cool
>I have to go now bye, nice meeting you m'lady
>strange look exchanged, you don't notice it
>goes back into car
>falls on the ground because car doesn't exist
>>28514487
meanwhile
>"OH YEAH BITCH LEMME WATCH YOU GET FUCKED BY TYRONE"
>GETS IN MY CATR
>PICKS UP TYRTONE
>WATCHES GET FUCKED
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm
posting in ebin thread xD
>>28514328
this picture makes me nostalgic for a life I never had.
no problem, my mum said i can drive her car whenever i need.
its practically my car.
But but there is poo in the back seat!
>"Okay sure, where are we going?"
>>28516292
"Are there any cool places around here you know? :)"
>>28516374
Y-your place
God dude I will miss childhood and teenage love and aimless late nights and meaningless unstructured time without the threat of being a failure of an adult hanging over my head.
>>28516426
>aimless late nights and meaningless unstructured time
fuck, right in the feels, how do i recapture that feel?, weed worked for a while.
>>28516462
>how do i recapture that feel?
I wish I knew family. Now I'm 25 and everything is shit.
