yo /r9k/ I'm in a dilemma
My girlfriend's body is a 10, with very little body fat, almost nonexistent on her stomach etc.
However, she doesn't own any shorts, she doesn't own any shirts that aren't baggy, she doesn't own any revealing/sexy clothing....
...How can I get my girl to wear sexier clothes in public?
>>28514095
>sexier clothes in public
Are you a fucking cuck?
>>28514095
Holy saggy tits batman...
>>28514095
Fuck off cuck, make her wear it at home not public
>>28514095
Take her to the store on a date and buy them for her, you cuckold.
Most men only want lingerie. Looks like you want her to get creamed by the THUNDERCOCK when her sexuality is revealed
>>28514103
Spot the low test beta
>>28514113
Her boobs are just fine lol
>>28514141
I want to exaplify what a hood body looks like in the age of fat acceptance
>>28514146
Spot the subhuman cuckold that wants niggers to lust after his girlfriend in public and prays every night that one of them will rape her while he watches and jerks off in the corner
>>28514095
Also her tits are way too big, you're dating a cow senpai
More of her please
>>28514095
>How can I get my girl to wear sexier clothes in public?
why the fuck would you ask us?
>>28514095
girl who doesn't spend a lot of money on clothes and doesn't want attention from other males is a bad thing
you are either retarded or cuck
>>28514220
They're damn near at her belly button.
>>28514095
why are you here?pls get out
>>28514329
It's a cuck thing to be in constant fear of other men every time your girl wears a tank top, cuck.
>>28514391
no they're not
I can confirm that's a 10/10 body
T. A high test male
>>28514531
no, it's a cuck thing to be in constant arousal
you specifically are requesting your gf to wear sexier clothing in public
you specifically WANT other men to look at your girlfriend and lust after her
you are the dictionary definition of a cuckold, no matter how you try to spin it
>>28514531
>>28514544
samefag ahoy.
OP your girlfriend has saggy titties and they're gonna be down to her knees in 10 years.
>>28514329
>terrified of competition
>everyone else is a cuck
Your father must disappointed that he raised such a cuck.
>>28514545
>I'm scared that somebody will steal my girlfriend right from under my nose if she doesn't wear a garbage bag ;_;
>>28514560
not a samefag, virgin
>>28514585
>not a samefag
absolutely 100% a samefag
>>28514095
why do you want her to look sexier in public? If anything she's showing modesty.
Would you rather her get the attention of all the guys and get on or just leave it as it is?
No anon. Let her wear dumpy clothes.
If she ever starts cheating on you, she'll dress more provacativly for Chad, and you'll be able to peg her on that shit
>>28514615
Whatever you say neckbeard weeb
>>28514095
MOAR PICS REEE
>>28514095
>That
>low bodyfat
nigga wat
>>28514642
You posted one of those on mobile and one over wifi.
>>28514642
we all know it's a samefag OP, and no editing in MS paint will change that.
the posts are exactly one minute apart, because they're both you. your posting style is identical in both. and they're both incredibly defensive.
your girlfriend is a cow. there's nothing wrong with that, but I just need you to admit it.
>>28514626
I want my girlfriend to look in public and display the great body she has, yeah.
If you don't date a whore you don't have to be worry about her cheating on you...
>>28514672
>being this aggressively delusional because you're bitter that you don't have a girlfriend
laugh out loud
>>28514095
This is not very little body fat. It's moderate fat, just look at those arms. Fat gross arms are one of the least feminine body parts I can think of.
>>28514684
She's an adult and can make her own decisions.
OP here
Does anybody here even have girlfriends/wives that they can show off in public?
lol?
>>28514702
>being this upset because your girlfriend has droopy fried egg titties and won't fulfill your voyeur fantasies
honestly lmaoing at your life right now t b h
>>28514329
That's not what a cuck is you stupid fuck. Wanting to show how hot your gf is to annoy people like you is actually pretty alpha. You must be a muslim.
your gf is either a nigger or a spic
v i l e
>>28514726
She does have very little body fat, she has bigger arms because she plays tennis.
Nobody who's spoken a word to a female in the past year would consider her to have fat arms lol
>>28514747
qt
Unique message
>>28514726
exactly
>fat arms
watch her blow right up at age 30
>>28514738
>inadvertently revealing how sexually frustrated you are with each post you make
top kek, as they say
>>28514095
Any bikini pic of her?
We need to see them to give you good advices
>>28514776
Spoken like a true permavirgin
She only eats healthy food and is an athlete, plus her mom is in amazing shape
>>28514095
Don't listen to the virgins, OP. Your girl has a great body.
>>28514795
>bikini
that's what this thread is about!
She has a god tier voluptuous body that I want her to take advantage of, but she's too modest
>>28514796
>implying being a virgin is a bad thing
have fun being a sheep like the rest of everyone who likes sex
post her face, so we can see how ugly it is. if you think her body is 10/10, i wanna know if her face ruins it. top kek.
>>28514759
>overgrown sausages for arms
>absolutely no definition in forearms, the most used body part of a tennis player, just soft tissue
Yeah okay buddy, enjoy your cow of a gf in a year.
>>28514095
So why the fuck would anyone here know how to solve your issue? God I hope this is bait.
In any case, please leave and take your "10/10" with you
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>>28514778
I'm sexually frustrated? I jerk off every single day into a sock and it feels fantastic.
you're sexually frustrated enough to make a thread on /r9k/ that your girlfriend won't wear sexy clothes. you're too beta to even ask her, you're asking strangers on 4chan. your life is a mess and I honestly pity you. I can feel your blue balls through the computer screen and it doesn't feel good.
don't even reply. it's just confirmation that I'm right.
>>28514834
lol at least you admit that you're a genetic dead end
>>28514837
her arms are just fine, and she strictly eats and drinks amazing. There's no logic in thinking her body won't stay consistently amazing as she grows older.
u mad?
>>28514095
Why would you want your gf to wear slutty clothes while in public? All that does is encourage men to hit on her and ups the probability of her cheating on you.
You're still seeing her naked body at home, no? So what's your problem, faggot?
>>28514857
>I jerk off every single day into a sock and it feels fantastic
>lol at least you admit that you're a genetic dead end
Enjoy your inferior existence
>>28514857
>I jerk off every single day into a sock and it feels fantastic.
>I jerk off every single day
>into a sock
That's disturbing.
>>28514890
it's not the same sock
>>28514736
>everyone who calls out my shitty relationship must be a virgin! I've had sex so their opinion can't hurt my ego lalalala
I'm married and I don't have to ask advice from r9k on how to get my wife to dress a certain way. Would you still have a girlfriend if she found out you made this thread?
>>28514873
Uh oh! did you ignore my request because you know your gf is hideous? Post her face, we're waiting.
>>28514881
>and ups the probability of her cheating on you.
If you're a moron who's dating a whore, sure.
>>28514897
my relationship is beyond amazing though, me wanting her to dress in a way that take advantage of her amazing body isn't indicative to any negative aspects of anything
>>28514900
>the genetic dead end thinks he has a right to request anything
lol
>>28514873
>There's no logic in thinking her body won't stay consistently amazing as she grows older.
tits sag with age.
her tits are already sagging.
therefore, as she grows older, her tits will sag even lower. her tits will hang low, they'll wobble to and fro. you can tie them in a knot, you can tie them in a bow.
she'll look like a deflated balloon animal. they're gonna be brushing the ground as she walks. she's going to have to flip them over her shoulders like a scarf. do you see the imagery i'm painting here, senpai?
>>28514095
Holy shit kill yourself you fucking cuck
>>28514905
>h-h-her arms are bigger than I'd like
>continues to jack off into a sock
lol
>>28514896
My point still stands. Disturbing.
>>28514937
honestly I'd rather jerk off to anime girls than to your granny-bod gf
>>28514925
>I've never seen big boobs in real life
>>28514934
>I'm such a cuck that i'm in constant fear that my girlfriend will cheat on me because I can't sexually satisfy my own gf
>>28514744
>literally sucking your friends dick as a prank tier logic
Why in the fuck would you want other men to oogle at your girlfriend in revealing clothing?
You will need some subtle manipulation to convince her.
>Pay a friend of yours to stalk her everytime she goes home from work
>before she comes home, take a red marker and write a name on the bathroom mirror, for example Hans
>she comes home, distressed, tells you she was stalked
>sees red-lettered Hans-graffiti on bathroom mirror
>you say you dont know who did it
>she gets paranoid
>make your friend, that stalks her look increasingly weird and make him wear a shirt with the name Hans on it
>make him stalk her, she now sees the name and now subconsciously has the name embedded in her mind
>continue drawing Hans on the Bathroom mirror for the next few months
>when she is at work again, buy a lot of plushy-hamsters and spread them around her usual way to work
>now make your friend stalk her in a giant hamsters costume at night
>as she gets increasingly distressed, plan for the first step to the completion.
>Go out on a romantic dinner
>make your friend in the hamster-costume come there too
>make him order a table alone in a corner, just sitting there, staring
>as she realize him and screams, tell her there is no one sitting there
>wait till she goes to the toilet, swap your cloths with hamster-man and hide outside
>as she returns, she sees hamster-bro in your cloths, sitting there in silence, staring
>she runs outside, finds you nowhere, has to walk home while finding a line of plush-hamsters at the side of the road
>comes home, exhausted and distressed
>cover yourself in fake blood and lay on the floor, hold your breath
>she freaks out, runs away to call ambulance
> walk out, clean up all the blood and sit down to watch tv
>she returns, babbling confused how she was stalked by a giant hamster and saw you lying dead on the floor
>gets admitted to the psych ward
>wait till her birthday
>visit her at the psych ward, with your present: a little pet hamster named Hans
>all the horrors are coming back, she starts making a link and does not know what is real or not
>>28514890
>>28514886
Samefagging OP at it again!
Them titties HNNNNGGG
origenal
>>28514902
Men flirting with her everywhere she goes not only inflates her ego but increases her options if/when she decides she's bored of you. That's a fact, it's not opinion. Doesn't matter whether she's a whore or a virgin. You're giving guys temptation and they, in turn, give her temptation.
But hey if you want to be a retard about this go right ahead, you've already proven ITT how defensive and asspained you are, so I'm sure you'll lose her soon anyway.
>>28514920
Yep. That's what I thought. You're too afraid because you KNOW she's ugly.
>>28514963
Not really. She's a 3/10 AT MOST
>>28514957
>p-please don't remind me that I should kill myself by this Friday ;_;
What's it like being an abject failure compared to me in every conceivable way?
How much do you make an hour bruh
>>28514095
U D D E R S
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>>28514957
I do not associate with OP.
What's so bad about saggy tits? As long as they're a c or d cup it shouldn't be an issue. A turn off would be if they were narrow saggy almost vertical. But imo I love the tit cow look she seems to have.
>the damage control ITT
It's okay, OP. Your girlfriend is a 10/10 if you like that sort of thing.
>>28514974
I love curly haired brown girls with big titties. Shes a perfect qt to me
>>28514951
>being this defensive
You wish to share your girlfriend with other men, just admit it OP you fucking faggot
>>28514945
>I'm a virgin
>>28514974
>amazing legs
>amazing lips
>amazing eyes
>amazing ass
>amazing tits
>cute as hell face
>heavenly cheeks
>no stomach fat
>only eats and drinks well
you jelly cucky?
>all these salty chestlets ITT
the rage is real
>>28514976
I don't make "by the hour", wagecuck.
I have a $300k a year salary as a manager and my dick is 9" schlong.
Girls like OP's girl give me sloppy bjs when their faggy providers aren't around
>>28514744
>Wanting to show how hot your gf is to annoy people like you is actually pretty alpha
No its pretty fucking childish
You know what's alpha? Letting your girl wear whatever the fuck she wants, not worrying about what other people think about you/her, and fucking her senseless twice a day
>>28514966
>>28515002
If you don't date a whore you're totally fine
You've likely never had a girlfriend before, or you're low test beta cuck that can't please your woman so that's what you instinctively think about lol
>>28515043
>If you don't date a whore you're totally fine
Shit, that's bad news for OP.
>>28515003
>cute as hell face
THEN FUCKING SHOW IT
>>28515003
>>28515012
nice samefag op
>>28515027
Spoken like a neckbeard with an ugly girlfriend lol
You'll literally never know what it's like to show off your voluptuous girlfriend in public
tell us how you feel about that anon
>>28514955
cont
>makes huge regress in her therapy
>psychiatrists wont let her go soon
>buy large quantity of hamsters
>kill them
>sneak into her room at night, place dead hamsters under her pillow
>she sees them and ignores it, thinking it is a hallucination
>when hamsters start to get stinky, you need to prepare for the true final act before the staff catches you
>buy even larger quantity of dead hamsters
>make short skirt out of them
>sneak in again at night, wearing hamster-costume
>make spooky noises in german, telling her your name is hans and you will haunt her till the end of times if she refuses to wear the short hamster skirt
>she wears it
profit
>>28515056
My girlfriend was a virgin before I met her, and she's a nerd. Why do you think I made this thread kiddo, because she's modest.
>>28515092
yeah
but
show her face :^)
>you will never be OP
>you will never be groveling on your knees begging your girlfriend to wear a pair of shorts
this motherfucker has the nerve to call himself "alpha" while ASKING 4CHAN FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO GET HIS GF TO DRESS SEXIER
>>28515072
>le teehee, everyone is so annoyed that my gf is so hot
reddit tier behavior mate
>>28514744
>>28514576
>I trust Stacy to not equivocally cuck me once she starts getting attention: the post
>>28515092
>It doesn't count if it's just anal, LOL!
Your "girlfriend" really enjoys the gifts you get her. Maybe one day she'll even say you're together to her friends!
>>28515073
Umaruntermensch
>>28515092
>she's modest
>but I want her to stop being modest and dress like a tramp so that guys will ogle her and try to fuck her
You're a cuck, deal with it.
>>28515092
>My girlfriend was a virgin before I met her
You poor sweet summer child.
>>28515113
>Stacy
why do virgins think they can only attract shallow whores?
It's like you beta cucks realize that have nothing to offer to a real woman with merit lol
>>28515092
>My girlfriend was a virgin before I met her, and she's a nerd
You're playing with fire
>hot gf
>nerdy virgin growing up
>you put her in revealing clothes and parade her around
>all of a sudden she starts getting a lot of positive attention from hot guys
>guys (most likely) hotter than you
>starts to wonder if she's missing out
>worries she's wasting her youth
>leaves you to "find herself" (suck dicks in clubs)
>>28515146
>Being born as a passable woman is merit
Bravo, cuck.
>>28515073
DENNIS system
>>28515111
This OP is the most defensive betacuck samefag I've ever seen. He's going to lose this girl soon for sure.
>>28515148
>>28515145
>>28515114
see:
>>28515146
it must be a terrible feeling, knowing that you KNOW you can't get an incredibly smart, sweet, and talented girlfriend like I did lol.
Feels good knowing my chick is going into surgical field.
Feels even better knowing that I had the merit to obtain that
>>28515175
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I will not lose her! SHE'D NEVER CHEAT ON ME! I WOULD KILL HER IF SHE DID!
>>28515179
and at the end of the day, you can't even make her wear a tanktop
>>28515179
>Not a surgeon
>Merit
There he goes again. KEKED
>>28515142
>I'm so weak and brittle that I instinctively fear my girl will cheat on me if she wears a tank top with shorts ;_;
WEW LAD
post pictures of yourself brah. I want to see the neckbeard behind this post
>>28515179
>an incredibly smart, sweet, and talented girlfriend
>implying any of that matters
All I care about is a girl that will satisfy me (sexually) and give me space.
Not interested in settling down at all so all those qualities are completely meaningless for the time being
Also if your GF is going to be a surgeon I hope you're going to be something equally prestigious or she'll get sick of your shit real quick
>>28515206
>doesn't have a girlfriend at all
>>28515208
>Can't even get his "girl" to wear the tank top
Pathetic
It shows who the man in the relationship is
>When Humble Bragging Goes Wrong
>>28515225
>Projecting
I can get your "girlfriend" to suck my dick any day. College sluts are like that, especially the nerdy ones.
>>28515179
And it feels even better to me to know that, in all your young naivety, you don't realize that the chances of this relationship lasting with your behavior is almost zero.
>>28515189
Asshurt behavior from an asshurt autist. Don't kill her, retard. You're the one who put her in this situation. She was a "nerd who wore baggy clothes" and you're turning her into a a slut who walks around displaying her ass for men. Your fault. When the cuckening happens, realize it's your fault and accept your failure.
>>28515146
>real woman with merit
>woman with merit
>merit
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
YOU JUST CAN'T
kill yourself.
>>28515249
lol
uniquepost
>>28514920
>my relationship is beyond amazing though
Being in a relationship with an amazing woman doesn't make the relationship itself amazing. You are obviously the reacher while she is the settler.
I'll bet you anything you wouldn't dare show her this thread. The only things you seem to care about are her looks and how to use those to get validation from other men. I don't think that going out of your way to get validation from other men lusting over your girlfriend makes you a cuck but it's still pretty sad. Even if you think you have some kind of clever justification, there is literally no way to explain yourself without it ultimately coming down to that and you're girlfriend will know this as well if you ask her.
>>28515259
OP here
it's true
my girlfriend is an amazing musician, athlete, and is talented as hell.
Not to mention she's an artist, plus she's incredibly intelligent while being one of the sweetest girls you've spoken to.
oh, she's a humanitarian on top of that
And she loves family and wants to have 3-5 kids with me
>>28515347
you sound extremely insecure
>>28515347
You forgot the part where she manages a Wendy's, makes $300k a year, and has a 9" dick
>>28515300
>The only things you seem to care about are her looks and how to use those to get validation from other men.
She has a great body and I want her to show that off, yes. That's something that's completely normal within men.
And I never posted her face here, so she wouldn't be particularly angry. Probably annoyed that I got distracted from my studying.
>>28515347
>wants to have 3-5 kids with me
yeah, with you or the guy after you.
you know if a better one hits on her she will take him.
>>28515393
>That's something that's completely normal within men.
with cucks you mean LOL
>>28515393
>That's something that's completely normal within men.
Sounds like a cuckold thing honestly.
>>28515393
So far all you've talked about is how great she is, while ignoring your own lack of anything.
She may be great, but the fact that you dare not ask her to wear clothes you want her to wear shows the power dynamic in the relationship.
She's the provider, you're the stay-at-home-dad, and Tyrone is the father
Get ready for those 3-5 black babies
>>28515347
She looks hot. Not kidding. Post more pics of her. Please!if that's really your girlfriend
>>28515426
limp wristed low test detected
You're the type of guy who would whip out his gameboy amongst fellow men at a sports bar
>>28515445
You're the type of guy who has a superior woman than himself.
Pathetic.
I hope you like paying child support for someone else's kids
>>28515441
She's a conservative, modest and religious girl.
It'd be a fool's errand to abruptly demand she break from that culture and wear modern women clothes
That's why I need r9k's advice
>>28514095
Dear OP,
The only reason I scrolled through this godforsaken thread was to see more pics of your gf's udders. You instead have gotten into an argument with a KHV who will start a tfw no gf thread after he finishes shitposting here. Don't lead us on again, please.
>>28515393
>She has a great body
thats the reason why more intelligent, attractive, muscular, funny and richer guys as you, will hit on her.
you are retarded and boring and have nothing to offer. there is no reason why she would stay with you.
is there even one woman on the world that doesnt left her boyfriend at least once for another guy?
>>28515493
>It'd be a fool's errand to abruptly demand she break from that culture and wear modern women clothes
Holy fuck, what a beta male.
>>28515493
>Conservative
>Settling for a man that can't provide for her
Enjoy the view from the shed while we provide her with a real penis.
>>28515347
>pic related
may chad have mercy on your """"gf""""" roastie pussy
>>28515504
>>>/soc/
Go back home, huehue miguel
>>28515536
This is a good pic to /thread
>>28514095
other guys would start fight because someone stares at their girl,
you want to serve yours on a plate instead.
>>28515515
>getting this triggered at the thought of a sexy woman wearing sexy clothes in public
It's a weird feeling, knowing that all guys can't be confident and alpha like me
>>28515597
so your girl doesnt gonna cheat you?
oh right why would she leave someone who posts lame baits on r9k.
>>28515597
>alpha
>asking for advice on /r9k/
lets face the reality op doesnt have a girlfriend and the pictures are from some girl he found somewhere on the internet and got a crush on.
and the details he talked about are all from the fantasy world he projects the stuff in.
What the fuck happened to this board in such a short period of time? I swear to god earlier this year it looked like a huge section of /r9k/ including myself suddenly gained self awareness and started being realistic about our issues and women, and a few weeks ago it turned back into this shit again
Did everyone make it to normalcy but me?
So there's no pictures? Are you fucking kidding me? What was the point of this thread
>>28514095
why would you wnt her to be sexy outside ?
YOU CANT COMPETE WITH CHAD !!!!
IF chad sees her and makes her his new project , its done , its over , you went past the point of no return.
you will have to go back to jacking off again.
>>28516507
He can just get a new one m8. If he got one he can do it again. It's the normalfag way.
>>28516122
NSA watching ...pretending to be r9k.
>>28516537
true , i thought it was a lucky shot , all stars lined up that day for this autistic fag. being at the right place at the right time.
>>28514113
>tfw enjoy saggy tits
