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>tfw

Has anyone ever seen you completely nude in the past few years? Stark fucking naked?
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>>28513602
This month - my mum, father and my brother as I walked from bathroom into my cave :^)
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>>28513646
How did they respond aside from the initial shock?
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me and my gf see each other naked all the time
it like doesnt even register to us that were naked in front of each other sometimes, were so used to it
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I was probably under 5 the last time someone saw me naked
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>>28513665
They said that they really liked it and that I should so it again.
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>>28513602
fuck, that's almost my exact body
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my 5 year old niece walked in on me fapping last year.

sister was visiting with her kids and nobody told me.
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>>28514323
how degen were the fetishes?

kinky>traps>extreme bondage >dragon dildos?
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>>28514323
What was the aftermath/damage?
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>>28513602
Are dicks usually this thick flaccid? I haven't any cocks outside of porn so I have no frame is reference.

I-I'm asking for a friend, it's not like I have pencil dick or anything. H-haha.
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>>28513602
A couple of whores, that's all
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>>28514499
Nothing really, I was glad that she came to give me my monthly bj.
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>>28514546
No, women look kind of upset when they see my dick flaccid, until it grows three times in girth as well as length, then they are ok with it (ok because I am average cock).
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>>28514439
i don't remember, i had porn plastered all over my monitor though. it really caught me off guard i'm just sitting here fap fap fapping and suddenly the door to the room opens and it's my niece coming to say hi.

>>28514499
i don't think she understood what was happening. maybe she thought she walked in on me changing clothes or something. i shooed her out and got dressed and nobody ever said a word.
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No one, which sucks as I like being naked with other naked people.
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yeah, when I was put in the psych ward, on the first day I had to go to a room with one of the nurses (a black guy) and take all my clothes off

it didn't help that the voices in my head kept telling me he was going to rape me
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My friend's gf
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>>28514658
well then she probably didnt notice little girls can be really really innocent for example i was rolling a joint while my niece was in my room and she didnt even notice
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>>28514748
sucks to be you m8, they let me keep my underwear on when I got committed
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>>28513602
All the time, I go to Asian massage parlors a lot, and visit escorts. Been to four bukkake parties and frequent a nudist resort, where one time a naked little girl intently looked right at my dick.
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Nope, I don't think I've ever been seen nude besides my parents, and the last time must've been when I was a kid like 5 or 6. I intend to keep it this way, I hate myself too much and I hate my body to let anyone see it.

>tfw so ashamed that your naked body is like a dark secret
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>>28514658
word to the wise
keep your porn in a smaller window with something behind it
this way if you hear someone wlaking in you simply click whatevers behind it and bam thats up instead
no risj of missing it in panic like a tiny close icon
worked for me never been busted ;)
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>>28514853
I'll take 'things that didn't happen' for $5000, Alex.
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>>28515147
Exactly how I used to hide 4chan at work.
>tfw I work with my back to others now and I'm not even comfortable doing that.
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>>28513602
Does gym class count? Of course it does

Yeah I have
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>>28515243
Do they really do this in America
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>>28515264
I'm not american though.
Literally what's wrong with showering after gym class?
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>>28515233
>tfw i use my technique to fap in a room off the side of the front of the house with 2 windows and no curtains
> often with headphones and people in the house
>just listen for foot steps close and know theres a small chance anyone will ever look through the windows
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>>28515207
Nice try, but I'm telling the truth.
Is it really so hard to believe?
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Not completely, had my genitals scanned by a doctor but I was otherwise clothed.
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>>28515308
did they touch or give succ ??
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>>28515322
no my dick was fastened at the belly button with a bit of fabric round my hips
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>>28515275
>Literally what's wrong with showering after gym class?
not having doors
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>>28515669
I guess if you don't have doors then yeah that's a problem.

Why don't you have doors?
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Nope. The only time me dick was seen ever was in doctor office, showering after workout, and on internet.
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>>28515771
i mean, why do western people shower with no doors ? like, you said someone say you naked when showering, like, wut ? when i shower no one sees me
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>>28516075
>why do western people shower with no doors ?
Well.. To save space I guess? Why would we shower with doors? Imagine how much time it'd take if every single one out of ten tweens had to fight about one room.

Shit, even when we went to large bath houses we changed in a locker room with over a hundred lockers.

Even privately you changed in communal locker rooms when you wnt swimming and stuff.
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>>28515275
>Literally what's wrong with showering after gym class?

Being ashamed of your ugly ass body and tiny dick?
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>>28516237
Then there's something wrong with you, not the practise in itself 2bhon
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>>28516810
>Then there's something wrong with you

Yeah, I'm ugly and have a tiny dick. Hence I don't shower in public places.
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Qt Filipino nurse at hospital a day after I had my appendix taken out back in February. She walked in on me taking a piss into a bedpan with a semi. I could tell she was mirin'
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