>you are the bad guy in a love story
>you're the unfunny guy in a comedy
>>28512480
>implying any of us are in love stories
>You're actually the jealous immature ass hole in the teen comedy
>chad is the good boy
Isn't the bad guy in a love story Chad though?
The story usually goes
>guy likes girl
>girl is with some other guy who's wealthier or better looking or more cultured than the hero
>guy inexplicably wins the girl over and she leaves the other guy for him
>ugly people are the side characters in their own lifes
>>28512480
>you've lived such a depressing and lonely life that you understand the bad guy in the movies more than the good guy
>>28512525
>chad is the good boy
Top kek
>>28512541
no we're the evil one watching on the sidelines, who want the world to burn and sometimes snap like elliot rodger
>>be me
>>first year of college
>>have two friend circles
>>girl in one likes guy in other
>>one night, dudes like
"no girls like me, woe is me"
>>but he's serious and wrong
>>so i say that i know one that does
>>his face lights up but i don't tell him who
>>manage to manipulate the situation so that girl comes out with feelings
>>by that she fucks him
>>they go on date
so good so far
>>one night, the boys are chillin at lowkey party
>> dude starts flirting with other girls
>>imma be honest, so I tell girl
"i don't think he feels for you"
>>gril gets pissed off at me
>>friends like gril more than be so they side with her
>>gril now starts acting differently
>>days later he tells her he's not into her
>>mfw when my friends secretly hate me now
>>mfw when some can't handle the truth
on the bright side, me and my dude friend got closer and are still tight, but he still doesn't know what went down
>>28512541
>he thinks he could actually be the main guy in a romcom
you do realize those guys lose their virginity in highschool
>watching a movie
>relate to the character who's supposed to be unlikable
>>28512515
Story time then
>first year of uni
>I was really awkward and only hung out with my two best friends outside of school
>realise that I'm not going to survive uni like that
>fall for the "just buzzbuzz urself" maymay
>I try to be the guy who constantly cracks jokes and never takes anything seriously
>I have like two years worth of funny stories because of my friends so I can always throw in something
>people actually start to like me and I become kinda popular
>some girls start showing interest in me, one of them is in my group and while she doesn't look that hot she is 10/10 wife material by personality alone
>decide that I'll try to date her if I can't find anyone else>get offed by 12 girls in 2 months outside of school
>there's that huge sperg who is 2 years above me and has fallen big time for the girl
>always goes home with ger after uni drinkings, basicly an orbiter
>whole uni roots for him because he is a nice guy that everyone likes and stuff
>she tells me that she really doesn't like him that way
>find out she actually likes me
>it's time, I have to go for it
>invite her to a date, she says ok
>talking almost everyday for a week
>one time say something really fucking stupid to her
>she doesn't talk me for days
>fuck it all up
>her friend tells me after a week that she realized that I'm an asshole and she got together with the orbiter because he was always there for her
>just laugh about it like I usually do about everything now
>dying on the inside more every day
>you're adam sandler in an adam sandler movie
>>28512883
WorseYou're Rob Schneider in an Adam Sandler movie
>>28512906
Worse yetYou're Steve Buschemi in an Adam Sandler movie.
>>28512673
>say something really fucking stupid
Come on anon what was it we're all anonymous here you fucking faggot
>>28512673
>my two best friends
REEEEE
>because of your ultimate autism all the girls who try to interact with you get emotionally abused and ride chads dick
I'm not gay but fuck women.
>you're brendan fraser costarring alongside adam sandler in a movie funded by louis CK
>>28512651
Every time.
This sentence will save me from the robbit.
>you are the bad guy in an action movie
>>28512480
>tfw you're the likable awkward beta that gets the girl
>>28512651
>watch nightcrawler with mummy
>mummy says louis is a psycho creep
>argue with her for an hour about how he's not
>her face when
>>28513190
my sister stopped watching the movie because she thought it was too disturbing and creepy
i thought jake's character was fucking awesome.
>>28512651
It happens all the time.
>>28513217
Did your sister explain to you why she thought it was creepy? My mom couldn't. Generally I can tell when you're not supposed to like a character, but in that movie I couldn't, I thought everyone would think Louis was cool.
>>28513373
Obviously you have autism.
I thought he was cool too, but he was obviously a total creep. Always scheming, disregarding other people and using them for his own gain, forcing them to have sex with him and getting them in accidents and shit. He's like a poisonous snake, sneaking around in the grass, ready to bite you and inject you with poison at any moment.
>tfw you're the comic relief character in a Saturday morning cartoon
Just kill me now
>>28512673
what did you say to her that pissed her off so much?
>>28513217
underage pls go
bloxxxx
>tfw you're brendan fraser in a tom cruise movie
>>28513492
The only "bad" (as in I could see why other people would call it bad) thing I thought he did was semi-blackmail the station milf into having sex with him
I do have diagnosed autism though
>you are a background character
>>28512611
you were the bad guy though,
you can still like a girl and flirt with others
you're an asshole
>>28513738
>The only "bad" (as in I could see why other people would call it bad) thing I thought he did was semi-blackmail the station milf into having sex with him
he also manipulated his dumb assistant into getting murdered, and did something similar with a few other people.
>you're the fluffer
>you are sideline character in a sitcom. You are not acknowledged unless it is convenient to do so.
>>28512480
>You're the epic dude who wears a fedora and can wield a katana with a flick of the hand.
>>28512883
>You're George Costanza in a Seinfeld episode
>tfw bill dautrive
>>28513724
>tom cruise in a Brendan Frasier movie
>>28513748
>your not even in the movie because you never leave the house
>You're the guy that shows up once an episode to be mocked
FUCK
>>28514125
That doesn't sound too bad. I'd rather be Costanza than me.
>try to be nice to people and classmates
>everyone's just self centred and ostracising
>decide fuck it, just be rudely honest and self-centred, prioritizing myself over them
>they all suddenly reverse and they all love eachother
>they look down on me for being self centred and telling them what they don't want to hear
>become the villain that everyone loves to dislike
>tfw you're the jerk Ex BF in a love story
>>28512480
>tfw being casted as the onee-san
>tfw no one ever likes you bc you're like a big sister to them
>tfw everyone comes to you for advise and to handle their problems because youre the elder and you don't know wtf to tell them
>you're just the underpaid guy who operates the boom mic and isn't even in the story but at least you're not doing manual labor
>>28512480
>You're the calm, "wise" sidekick to the wreckless playboy-like asshole who get's everything.
I feel like the producers are going to make me commit suicide any day now to furthen the plot.
>>28513190
Gonna need a source on that fucking pic right fucking now sonnyboy.
I'm genuinely convinced I was the main reason my crush and her bf broke up. I used to walk with her after school until they met up and she was friendly with me to begin with. [Spoiler]We didn't even do anything so the guy was paranoid over nothing. [/spoiler]
>>28512926
Heck just be Steve buscemi in any movie.
>>28512480
>you're a minor character at best, forgotten by the end of the movie
>you're the background character who wishes he could be a main.
>you're that character who has only a couple of lines in a scene and after that he's forgotten
>the protagonists talk shit about me
>yfw you realize that you're the bad guy all along
>you're the eccentric stoner in a college focused coming-of-age film
>>28513190
>Trailer shows Lou shouting 'You have to earn the money to buy a ticket' three times
>Everytime gets increasingly violent and angry
>Says it only once in the film
>>28512989
insane kek
>>28512930
>>28513624
Surprised to see the thread still up desu.
Long story short there was a uni party and I told her I would be glad if she came. One day before the whole thing she told me that she can't come and she will tell me why when the time is right, I said ok. Next day I jokingly asked her how she slept last night that she didn't party with me, she told me that I can't even begin to understand why she didn't go and I should just leave her alone right now. I told her to stop being such a primadonna in front of everyone.Turns out her father was taken to the hospital the day before the party and he died that night. The guy ditched the party and went straight to her. They got together the day after that.
>identified with the villain again
>>28512480
>You're such an un interesting character you don't make it into a movie in the first place
>tfw you're the one everybody calls crazy at his back
>tfw you're the guy that creeps some girls and guys think is gay
>>28512480
You're the awkward shut in in the horror movie.
>tfw your life is so boring that you can't imagine it as any type of story or movie
>>28513914
He didn't manipulate him, it was his own dumbass fault. And I don't remember any others.
>tfw bumbling comic relief
END MY LIFE
>>28516865
http://stufferdb.com/index?/category/399-photos
Enjoy!
>>28518534
Says it even more than that in the trailer. Also:
>every article about the film uses the mirror pic
>>28512480
>read the bible
>relate to lucifer
>mfw he just didn't understand why god gave some little faggots special savings when he got sent straight to hell at the first offense
>mfw god was the bad guy all along
>>28512480
>tfw you're just some extra with no relevance to the plot
>>28518915
That really wasn't your fault dude. She just wanted to feel like the victim of something.
Imagine this from her perspective
>get asked to go to a party
>can't go because my dad was in the hospital snd later died
>friend asks why I couldn't come to the party
>you couldn't even begin to understand
Seriously who in their right fucking mind is this dramatic. Just say what happened jesus christ
>>28519492
Is this you?
>organic beans
>>28512480
>you're the old sage living in isolation who has given up on love
>>28512480
>tfw you're not even in a story
>You're the crazy friend that people bring along to laugh at
>>28518970
Holy FUCK anon, are you me?
These are my exact problems.I said that I was bicurious while blackout drunk, and people say "suck a dick" and snicker to my face for something I did/said while blacked out.
>>28512480
no no no
the author is the bad guy in a love story
