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You can choose to bring any object you own to life in human form
She will be imbued with the abilities (if you choose a stapler she can staple stuff with her mouth) and personality (if you choose a duvet she will be very comforting) of the object you choose and have that object's memories.
What do?
I would turn OP's autism into human form and set it free
>>28510691
There would be nothing left of OP desu.
a figure of my wife
I win
>>28510691
my autism does not belong to you shitlord
>>28510691
>>28510760
shots fire
>>28510776
Fuck you, dumbass.
Ant killer powder
I don't know what this will mean, but damn it will be interesting to find out
toilet (or a bidet).
remote-control jeep-chan: she's a tomboy who is not afraid to get dirty and can handle any situation thrown at her, secretly cries from years of being neglected
brush-chan: she is overly concerned with her hair at all times, it's long and silky. she hates when people touch it but loves to touch other people's hair
unused incomplete gaming pc-chan: she's a christmas cake who never had a chance to find love, maybe it's not too late..?
Dualshock 4 Chan - loves to be touched but serves only me.
Uh- n-nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HGEABJhWxs
>>28511275
So basically you can shit in her mouth
My favorite Hawaiian shirt.
I just want it to be my friend.
He seems like he'd be pretty chill
And I don't have any friends.
Paper plate-chan. She's a bit dull, useable, replaceable, but shes great for eating sandwiches off of.
It would be a dream come true
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Craptop-chan
Not the best at whatever she puts her mind to, but will always give it her all no matter the task. Enjoys laying on your lap as your personal leg warmer
Maybe my cat. She would be grateful for me taking her off the street as a feral kitten and sheltering and feeding her. Then I have a cute neko.
My toenail clipping
Long, curved, and pale.
Is lazy and probably loves to play vidya.
>>28512102
It could tell you lots of Hawaiian wisdom
My overstuffed microsuede living room sofa. She would be soft and plump and sweet to and happy to hold me while I play videogames or snooze. She might be pretty lazy and she's not the most beautiful girl around, but the comfort I'd find with her would make up for any superficial
flaws.
>>28510661
xanax-chan. she has a powerful calming effect over people she interacts with. occasionally will steal your memories
My tape measure.
>cold and spartan
>reliable and always at my side
>>28512571
>can estimate distance by eye with remarkable accuracy
>>28512158
>you will never fuck a 240cm tall big dicked futa dreanei
