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Who /folder full of girl Facebook photos/ here?
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>>28510504
me. I need help
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Dude I have a whole collection of pics of grills I find attractive. Most of them I know from real life. I hate social media, but at least I can fap to real pics of my crushes instead of using my imagination or creeping them in real life like a weirdo.
Feels good man. According to my first saved pic I've been doing this since early 2010.
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>>28510504
>>28510514
Why not just porn like a regular person?
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>>28510566
Because having personal connections with who you're beating off to makes it a lot better.
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>>28510566
Fapping to porn feels so superficial. Fapping to girls you know not only taps into the source of hornyness, but it also touches the feels.
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>>28510565
Same senpai
It's all in a TrueCrypt container :^)
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>>28510585

It makes it that much harder to connect with people in real life. You should probably stop all that if you want to have real relations with anyone.
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>>28510602
>if you want to have real relations with anyone

I gave that up years ago.
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>>28510565
Post your favorite fap pic.
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>>28510625
The pics are not sexual in any way, just the type of cute pics of any normie woman would post on facebook. They're nothing special for others, but if you know them personal they become special. If you have seen one facebook pic, you have seen them all.
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>>28510602
>real relationship

C'mon now.
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>>28510652
Post. It. Pleb.
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>mfw they get a notification when you save their photos
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>jerking it while watching pictures of my old classmate
>imagine us being together making love
>imagine our naked sweaty bodies touching, feeling her soft belly touching mine
>blow a load, make a mess
>whisper "thank you" while looking at her picture one last time as if she was really there
>close the photo viewer and the folder
>feel hazy for the rest of the day

I'm a creeeep, I'm a weeeeirdooo....
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Pictures and a txt file for each one with as much doxx as I can find of course, but only for people I used to know
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I have a question, since it's sort of along the same lines as this thread:

Is it weird/creepy to keep a notepad on a girl that I like and I am trying to impress? It's not like an excel spread sheet of "wore THIS top on monday!" like some of those autistic images you see.

It's more like just some things she's casually mentioned she likes, favorite foods or favorite TV shows, stuff like that. Writing them down helps me remember, and if I forget then I won't look like I haven't been listening (sometimes my memory isn't very good). Is this creepy, or endearing?

If I found out a girl had a notepad on me of my likes and interests in order to try and impress me, I would be so happy - but I'm not normal so it's not a very good indicator.
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>>28510804
I'm a dude and I wouldn't be weirded out if a girl had a similar collection of my pics and info on her computer. I would be happy to know that someone out there really likes me.

But yeah, it would probably be creepy for normies so don't go blurbing out that you keep a record on them.
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>>28510868
You're right, thanks anon. She is basically everything I want in a woman, she makes me really happy.
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Here
She is so perfect.
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>crush posts a bikini picture of herself/someone posts a bikini picture of her on her wall
>save that picture because I'm patrolling on her twitter, facebook, instagram etc. pretty much all day erry day
>few hours later see the picture removed by her
>mfw I have a rare picture of her almost nekkid

I know I'm completely detached from real life, but sometimes it feels good to be a weirdo.
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>>28510904
I have so many rares. I've been collecting for so long that I have pics of girls when they were like 13 and they are now adults. It'd be funny and creepy as fuck if they knew. I don't even really save so much shit any more. It was something I did mostly in hs. I mean, I don't even know anyone irl to creep on social networks any more.
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I have a folder full of one actress who I fap to exclusively.
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>>28510602
>It makes it that much harder to connect with people in real life

[citation needed]
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>>28510931
Fucking word. I had a bunch of pics saved over the years, but deleted a bunch of the old ones because I felt too creepy having pics of girls I know wearing bikinis when they were 13.
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>>28510959
Who would that be
? Please tell me
?
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>>28510984
>deleted a bunch of the old ones because I felt too creepy
You are so gay m8
Should send them the pics and say that you've been watching them for years and secretlyove love them. Should creep them out haha
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>>28510904
I know this feel very well my friend
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>>28511026
Yeah but like as a joke ahaha
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>>28510904

Post photo, primo
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I can only jack off to social media documented weight gain
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>>28510904
I deleted my entire folder of girls I knew and I had some really rare ones. Had two nudes of two different girls. I hate my life.
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>>28511121
She was so hot ;_;
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I've started doing some really creepy, insane shit as I've descended into the NEET abyss.

Girls I used to see from time-to-time back in school (when I used to go outside), girls who friendzoned me, etc... They all naturally accumulate into my spank bank. That's normal. But I've taken it to another level...

I subsidize my Hot Pockets life from home as a freelance 3D artist for commercials and vidya. I am a breddy talented character artist and animator.

So what I do, while I'm wasting away here in my chair, is model various grills using instagram and social media pics. Then I produce animated POV porn, like three-minute clips of a bunch of different positions.

I have made some incredibly lifelike ones. Some are really fucking close to reality if I squint, and others not so much.

But anyway, yeah. I think there's maybe a business opportunity here for NEETs. Do you like a grill? Has she friendzoned you and you aren't courageous enough to rape her? Send me some pics and I'll make a 3D fucktoy of her that's incredibly lifelike.

Just wish I were born thirty years later so I could create tangible, Matrix-style 3D recreations of the these bitches to fuck. I'll have to settle for producing my own private porn for now.

Saving up for an Oculus, too, so I can start making 3D videos of me fucking qts I know.
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>>28511215
Upload a creation. I would actually pay up to $200 for a 2 minute video if the quality is good.
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I have created private skype accounts of girls I knew and I talk to them. It isn't even always sexual stuff. Just stuff like them being friends with me and liking me. Even the ones that would bully me. It makes me feel wanted.
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>>28510897
how can you fap to a normal non porn image?
are you 12?
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>>28511326
I'm probably older than you kid. Generic hard core porn is so interesting, right? You are the biggest faggot. Yeah I'll just watch some gross whore fake moan for the millionth time. Kill yourself faggot.
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>>28511181
c'est la vie

do you think this girl fell further?
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>>28511355
yup i can tell youre really butt rustled from a simple question
keep fapping to whatever it is you want, ill be fapping to real porn, without any dudes, because thats gay
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>>28511358
Please stop. This kills the man.
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>>28510897
>She is so perfect.

HAHAHAHA she's ugly as fug

you losers need to look on huebook, amazing underages

hue out.
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>>28510897
she indeed is very pretty

more?
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>>28511372
>from a simple question
>you insulted him

:^)

>>28511432
>>28511372
>being so rustled that you have to post twice pretending to be different people on the same girl
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>>28511432
u kidding me? her body is 10/10 you fucking faggot

look at those lovely titties

i wanna see more
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Fuck off right there, normies. 2d girls are more attractive
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>>28511505
Wew lad. Back to >>>/a/
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>>28511355

exactly this. i find it impossible to cum to that fake shit. the absolute GOAT is talking to girls while fapping to them
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>>28511505
>le 2d meme XDDD

you forgot reeee get out normies
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>>28511420
Why don't you just imagine that they lost weight?
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>>28511527
oh man lmao
her friend got fatter too but it just made her deliciously plump instead of a horrible beast
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>>28511527

blonde before and redhead after are beautiful. perfect for my chubby fetish
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>>28511474
>get turbo assblasted because we pinted out your oneitis is less than avarege

i didn't even read the thread before posting

>>28511478
i have a whole gallery in imgur with FB whores
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>>28511577
>>28511587
Exactly, the blonde satisfies the degenerate "I like girls spiraling out of control" side of my weight gain fetish and the redhead satisfies the normie "I like thick girls" side
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>>28511587
>blonde before
>beautyful
>chubby

she's fat you disgusting beta
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>>28510931
>>28510984
>13
>>28510904

you think you are funny or something m80? just fucking poste them
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>>28511674

yes i'm a beta. the sad part? fat ho still would still ignore me for alpha chad
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>>28511697

she's so pretty. 10/10 would high school crush
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>>28511746
high school br girls are the best, we need a thread a day just for them

>tfw ywn be a little boy dating a cute girl your age who is completly in love with you and you won't have to hide or anything because brs are degenerates
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>>28510652
So fucking post it nigga.
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>>28510734
>>whisper "thank you" while looking at her picture one last time as if she was really there
that might just be the gayest thing ive ever read
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>>28510504
girls i know IRL sometimes post lewd photos on twitter/tumblr and I save em
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>>28511834

gayer than what i do time to time?

>fap to qt classmate who thinks i'm a complete faggot
>have a folder saved of her called "my queen"
>as i'm jerking to her pics, i whisper "i promise you sarah, i'll eat my cum for you"
>when it's time to cum i put my legs over my head and shoot into my mouth

i've eaten my cum at least 10 times for this girl. i used to try really hard to use the unisex bathroom after she did to masturbate while inhaling her shit stench, but i think she may have been on to me and i never got the chance.
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>>28511872
even if your post is true, yeah what you do is retarded but not as gay as the other post. the other poster gave a perfect example of how much of a beta/weakling he is and did a good job explaining why he cant get a girl with his post
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>>28510504
>Who /folder full of girl Facebook photos/ here?
you know they can see if you download their pictures?
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>>28511913
It's time to /panic/ robots, why did you do it? What's your excuse? Everyone is laughing at you.
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>>28511215
>I can start making 3D videos of me fucking qts I know.

you living the life, i can't even make warcraft3 maps ;_;
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>>28511911

it's true. i've mostly gotten over it nowadays though because the rush of her thinking i'm pathetic has turned from arousing to just depressing. i still would kill to fap in the stench of one of her shits, but we don't live in the same dorm anymore
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>>28510897
https://www.jadagram.com/i/edith.christie/1588498983
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>>28511939
>why did you do it?
i fap to you
> What's your excuse?
you're hotter than porn stars

>Everyone is laughing at you.
what's new?
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>>28511939
got i really fucking panicked as she asked why i downloaded her photos.
i pretent i didnt do it and didnt talk to her since.
can they really see if i download a picture?
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>Tfw still wank over girls from school
>hunreds of memories to chose from
>go on facebook,
>find pictures of them in their school uniform and wank to it

regret nothing tbqh
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>>28511913
Fake
Thanks for the adrenaline boost, now I'm ready for video games
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>>28511976
>https://www.jadagram.com/i/edith.christie/1588498983
ugly
you know what would i say to her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ejzqm1KWjg
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>>28511985
>girls from school
>school uniform

post it
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>>28511984
Yeah they can see all interactions with your profile
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>>28512036
This tbqhmgd
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