Cuck-a-doodle-do.
Time to wake up, force feed yourself and enjoy your commute.
>>28509890
Thisis a friendly reminder.
>im gonna do nothing with my life and just wait to die
Sure you are leaving behind a nice legacy and enjoying life to the fullest
>>28509890
Sheeeeit comfyneet! I haven't even gone to bed yet!
Hey NEETs help me decide what to have for breakfast. I have all this money I might as well treat myself amirite?
>implying life is not suffering and life's purpose is not to suffer
Joke's on you, I force feed myself even while being a NEET
>he ENJOYS LIVING in any modus operandi whatsoever
get out normie, robots suffer 24/7
>>28511009
Can I get a side of waffles with that??
>>28511009
You've got 30 seconds to get out the door, wagie, or shekelstein will make your whole depressing world come crashing down
>>28509890
Don't call it a cuckback!
>>28511096
oh you're right. Today is food for thought in the office. I won't have a big breakfast since the company is catering lunch today. I'll just have something light and stuff myself later on.
>>28511168
Op works at his b8 every day faggot. Try harder.
>>28511213
sounds like someone is getting triggered. Its okay you'll get a job one day anon you just have to apply yourself
>>28510949
>the slave is mad bcoz nobody will give a shit when he's no longer useful
>>28509890
im a dentist with an autonomous schedule
it means i make more money than you and dont need to work everyday, like today
plus, the work aint that bad if you ask me (sitting in a chair all day working in peoples pie holes aka you dont get to talk and i get paid)
>>28512242
if you're a dentist then i'm a cosmonaut.
>>28509890
>tfw i look at my savings account
>tfw i look at my stock portfolio
>tfw i finish a $150 meal (usually sushi or steak)
>tfw i start up my lexus
>tfw losers look at me with wonder/envy everyday
>tfw i tell one of my employees to do some menial task i dont want to do
>>28512670
>>Eat 150$ meals.
>>Still drive a re-badged toyota
>>28512670
>Spends $150 on a single meal of steak or sushi
Wanna know how I know you're not rich?
>>28512782
because he's an anime poster?
>>28509890
>tfw no commute because work from home
>tfw can eat whenever I want because I can just walk to my kitchen
Tomorrow is truck day. That means I get to wake up at 5 AM, and spend 30 minutes forcing as much food as I can down my throat to prepare for the upcoming 10 hour stocking day. Supposed to be 9 hours, but boss says instead of taking a break I should leave an hour early (but at that last hour, something always comes up and I have to stay and watch the store). Gonna be hard to eat because I have a big ulcer on my tongue and chewing+swallowing is painful, but I gotta get that 9 bucks an hour somehow.
I guess I could wake up a bit earlier, but I'm getting off work tonight at around 11PM, and won't be home till around 11:30. I want to get at least a little sleep or else I'll probably pass out on the job again.
I never understand these threads. It's like every autist in the world only sees a job possibility at their own level. As in they think of themselves as retarded pieces of shit only good enough to be hourly wage slaves, so EVERY job on earth must be some slave job. Like yours.
I worked today. But I'm not a wage slave troll so I didn't have to force feed myself. I finished most of my work yesterday, so I left after a few hours. I'm shitposting from a hotel in Belgium, my home is in the US. Tomorrow I take the noon train to London for a weekend of leisure. Next week hopefully we finish the product and I can fly home.
I travel the world. Work when I have to, and not some lame defined schedule, and do essentially things how I want, when I want them. It's great. I work with smart interesting people from a dozen countries, and have seen just about every major city on earth.
And I don't even have a fucking degree. Not a single one. Just unique military experience and the balls to fucking nail interviews.
Being rich is cool as well. But it's not the best part.
>>28512707
>>28512782
>tfw losers reply to me with wonder/envy everyday
>>28509890
Oh man I was worry about you I thought that you were dead in your own semen. It's fine to know tha you are alive.
>>28513833
He makes this post to make him feel better about himself and forget that he's a loser that can't even get a single job. So he's in denyal and all that he does is post some frog pictures
