Met this girl on clash of clans, you know how i do
are you good at sex too? haha lol
She wants to join my clan lmao
>>28509902
^
the haha lol is key to keeping it light hearted and giving her an easy out
>>28509906
get a better pic, robot
>tricking people into thinking it is a good idea to try to pick up women on clash of clans
Just keep fucking their shit OP. One day you'll get what's coming to you. People are getting real sick of sociopaths and it will be high time to drag them out in the street and shoot them in the face. Not in the brain, in the face to bleed out. If you then can't feel bad for those executed, then you are a sociopath who is going to get shot in the kisser.
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>>28509920
I said that gay ass shit only because i love you guys
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>>28509933
Shes actually pretty hot and haha lol i am a sociopath nugga come get some lmao
>>28509906
Whale detector tingling, she looks fat.
>>28509968
Parenting issues then? Or is it shit genetics?
>>28509977
You look fat u lil shit
>>28510000
Quads of good sex
>>28509886
lol that emoji is making me giggle like a retard
it looks so unsure, like, "please, believe me, hahah" *wink*
>>28509995
Im just an og blood
Lmao her clit should be cut off
>>28510000
Enjoy your fat internet GF. I'll stick with my real one of meat and bones :^)
>>28510000
>unf
underaged mong
>>28510069
Honestly i meant it. I am really good at sex for some reason i can go for as long as the girl wants, all my exs looved me.
>>28510107
I never said you weren't. I just said the emoji looked like it.
I've read your conversation, smooth dude. Pretty good job.
>>28510107
t. kissless virgin who jacks off to roleplaying
>>28510107
>>28510074
>>28510000
>>28509947
>>28509886
That's top cringe right there, OP. Kill yourself.
>>28510140
Whys it cringe?
>>28510161
Because your desperation and virginity is literally seeping through the screen from those pics.
>>28509886
>clash of clans,
Normies PLEASE go
>>28510179
Hur ok
Goddamn SUCKA
>>28509886
>>28509947
>>28510000
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>>28510107
this is painful to read and also the girl is obviously fat. gj op
>>28510232
I'm happy for you though, like two mental hells joined together as one. No one is upset because no normal man wants a mental woman and no normal woman wants a mental man. It's a win-win situation.
>>28510234
You seem pretty jealous senpai.
Big up the OP getting them light skin chicks.
lol this OP has autism
>>28510213
>Reply or i'll rape you
hahaha man i can't do sexting. it's just awkward for me
Wtf is happening rn
>>28510309
Oh man OP this thread is epic, just like the memes and stuff. Epic dude.
Son of a motherless goat
This is the most awkward thing I've seen in my life
>>28510309
>>28510232
stop typing like a retard, you're obviously not street black if you're on fucking 4chan
>>28509947
This girl sounds like a curry nigger.
>that whole conversation
"She" is not real dumb fuck. It's either a dude, a spam robot, or a fake account with god knows who behind it that just want to be imported in america or kill a whitey.
>>28510351
I'm sure OP would score well above a 5 on the ACE test, google that shit. He needs therapy, this edginess on 4chan, as if he were an adolescent again, is sad. To think how long it took me to get out of it myself, depressing. No doubt he is disassociated and lost in the world of playing a part on a website, anything but to be back associated again in the real world which so neglected him. That's what OP is doing with his life and I bet his fucking parents are so upset with him, but it is their fault and they should be ashamed. The neglect is on their hands and it is bad enough that a person would play a part like this rather than coming back to life. OP will be very susceptible to alcohol and drug abuse of course, to feel dopamine produced at normal levels like a normal human being for the first time in his life and he would chase that forever.
OP pls stop
>>28510424
The Coil brought me here.
>>28510450
OP here dude what the fuck?
>>28510487
Common patterns in common people. You don't have to deny anything, I am not out to hurt you, only to open your eyes.
>met this girl on clash of clans
>on clash of clans
>clash of clans
what
>>28510487
Why dont i have normal dopamine levels??? How did you hit the nail on the head so well? Do you have kik or skype or something? I want to talk to you more about this
>>28510450
look at me. this is pasta now
>>28510546
Go watch Stefan Molyneux like everyone else dude.
This is the pertinent video which is where I got my information on this subject, it is well worth a watch.
https://youtu.be/sf7uq9NUOnY
>>28510557
Heaven forbid on /r9k/
>>28510587
ugh. i hate this guy and his stupid hour long videos. but i'll watch anyway because this seems useful
>>28510615
>stupid hour long videos.
Kek, thats exactly your problem dude
Make her send a time stamp op
She said she loves me what do??
I hope you like getting catfished, OP. That or the ole bait and switch.
>>28509886
>clash of clans
>>>>>>>>>>/b/
Anybody reverse search the images? I'm on the app, so it doesn't work for me and I don't feel like saving them.
>>28510669
tell her if she really loves you to come to TX
>>28510728
K im going to sleep now til she messages back
>>28510693
Didn't give me shit, but seriously, do you think OP is a retard on top of being a faggot or that it's hard to find images that don't return search results?
>>28510669
Girls say "I love you" to every single guy they know, you fucking dumb fuck.
>>28511480
wew led. where'd you hear that one? instagram?
>>28510669
Marry, Fuck and Kill
>>28510107
>I love to get beating
I'm laughing at your expense.
>>28510074
You have no idea what you're doing my man
>>28512650
who gives a shit? it's working
>2016
>getting catfished on kik
>>28510669
Her English is way too bad to be from the UK, probably a Syrian refugee.
>>28512867
Don't you mean an islamic terrorist?
Gross, she's Indian. Ugliest race
No one likes poo in loo girls
>>28509968
wow ur a self pick sociopath? haha lol u are so dangerous and cool, tip fedora humanity die xDDD "im psycho stay away XD"
>>28509906
>>28509968
You can tell by her rolls this girl is well over 200lbs.
>>28510669
seeing how youre not gonna fuck that and im close enough to give it a shot, drop her kik
Lmao cant believe thread is still up, i fell asleep
>>28513678
Maybe if you give me something
>>28513906
what do you want, and i need to post more to be original
>>28513927
Post your butt with a timestamp or give me 50 bucks
>>28513960
what about pics of a chubby who shoved a brush up her ass and licked it after
>>28510450
>mfw I get an 8
I wish I'd never heard of this test.
>>28509886
>>28509947
>>28510000
>>28510074
>>28510107
>>28510213
>>28510232
>>28510309
>>28510669
>>28510758
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>>28513906
>Hey, look at me robots. I'm a Chad. Look how I do it. I'm so special...
Fuck off!
>>28513980
Just post your butt, maybe if she is a hot chubby
>>28514022
im not posting myself mate, but lets see whether you like the chubby
>>28514004
I know you wont believe me but im really not chad
>>28514022
always forget pics dont count as content for the robot
>>28514040
Jesus wtf, let me see her face
>>28514066
Youre gonna have to do a little better than that, since i know a bunch of pissed off robots are gonna try to harass me
>>28514068
i need a converter from mp4 to webm, theres a few seconds vid of her masturbating with that brush up her ass
>>28514126
Lmao dude did you fuck that hambeast?
>>28514142
i wouldve if id been in the US. she would do whatever you want her to.
>>28514126
downloading a converter for that vid, have another pic
>>28514161
Im not trading you a hot ass indian for a bbw landwhale, unless you post pic of timestamped booty
>>28510450
What's this ace test and where do I find it.
>>28514050
Gotta say all of this is a bit bland. Stop looking desperate and be more dominant like it doesn't matter to you if you ever fuck her.
>>28514204
im a chubby male nerd, what use is my ass gonna be to you
>>28514187
She does have nice tits tho
>>28514216
I havent even responded since then idk what to say and im a lil bored myself
>>28514204
Your "hot ass indian" is a fucking hambeast too, dumb shit.
>>28514278
Idk mate i just want it, feels like im actually getting something out of it.
>>28514319
https://sendvid.com/ikdsinum
have her flicking with a brush up her ass instead
>>28514300
No shes not dude you can literally tell
>>28514349
Promise you will update the convo itt?
>>28514365
what do you mean? (being original as all fuck)
>>28514396
Like post the convo you are having withher itt, i want to see if you can pull her
>>28514422
>slowly start to mount you
The fuck is this HAHA
>>28514422
send me her name and some form of proof its you to tommbyboyy on kik, lets work this out
Lmao look at this roast
ummmm what? Just watch porn you retard
>>28514350
She has huge fat rolls. She's fat as fuck, dude.
>>28514450
Tell her she has a disgusting vagina and she should be honored if you were to fuck her.
>>28514050
>I'm not chad I've just had multiple sex partners that all loved me because I was great at it
>>28514445
Monica769
>>28514504
Lmao tho hahahahahahaha
Shit guys CMON
>>28514643
Sorry man. Never take a robots advice.
>>28514620
Rude desu original
>>28514643
cmon guys, what did you do
>>28514801
Tell her you would eat that would some nann.
>>28515124
OP here this is funniest shit ive seen all day
>>28509886
What country is she from senpai?
>>28515324
Uk originalito
>>28514620
You absolute fucking tard
>>28514450
This is the hardest I've laughed all day
>>28509886
>clash of clans
wow you really think thats a girl
noone has gotten laid from clash of clans
clearly a male using female nudes
>>28515469
Thats because you dont do it like i do it. I spit game, make hoes laugh, then get names
>>28514422
S L O W L Y S T A R T T O M O U N T
>>28514620
I actually felt pretty bad when she put that sad face. I thought she'd be mad and it would be funny but it wasn't. It was just sad.
You're on your own OP.
>shilling CoC this hard
>im a sociopath lmao xdd
>bragging
If I saw you tortured on the street or something I would honestly just walk the fuck away.
>>28515698
>it was just sad
>wahhh i have feelings and shit
>poor roastie
Honestly she could have took it a little better i mean cmon
>>28515730
When was i bragging? And other people call me a sociopath, i dont think im one, honestly im a gud boy
>>28510074
Lmfao Mr. Grey
>>28514620
NOOO DONT WTF MAN!??
>>28515764
>lmao i am sociopath XD i dont care!!
>>28513981
>tfw you get a 4 but you still want to fucking kill yourself
>>28515846
I do care, but what can i do now JUST
I think she turned her phone off......
this fucking thread lmfaooo
>>28515896
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>>28516008
OP blowing up his own thread
Not like OP would have a chance when he is in texas and she in Uk.
>>28516260
heres that (you) you wanted.
>indulging a literal sociopath chad
What the fuck is wrong with you people, save r9k by saging these threads and derailing or not posting. I hope op dies in pain asap.
>>28516306
>using lmfaooo
you should get out anyway
>>28516401
>defending a literal roastie
What has r9k come to? Besides im a gud boy
I'm really fucking sorry OP, but that is definitely an African man looking to scam you out of your money. I know you probably haven't talked to a girl in 5 years, so you don't know how they actually talk.
Just keep going with it if you're enjoying yourself, but just get the fuck out of there if she starts asking you to send her money.
>>28516661
Also to follow up, I can see she's trying to get you to send dick pics. this happens all the fucking time on tinder. african man tells you to send dick pics, then he'll start extorting you and threaten to post your nudes online if you don't send money.
>>28516690
You cant extort me nigga i have no shame.
>>28516690
No, if they would extort him they would never send that vagina picture. Even they have eyes.
