>h-hiya, anon! I-It's great to f-finally meet, you wanna grab something to eat or s-should we see Captain America: Civil War f-first?
Does she actually stutter? Because a shy girl wouldn't make such bold and attention-grabbing outfit and cosmetic choices.
a literal 10
Whatever, just change that dress. You look like a fucking picnic blanket.
>>28509865
>tattoo
>those glasses
>those lips
>wants to see capeshit
>a literal 10
>>28509865
Yes she's perf-
> *sees tattoo on left arm*
ok nevermind
what a waste
Cpt 'murica civil war is shit
>>28509884
>>28509897
Thissu.
>>28509865
topathekektoyoua
>>28509848
>fuck off you alternative hippie shit cunt
>>28509897
>2/10 would not bang
yeah sure
>>28509848
She looks like feminist cunt.
>>28510050
Would you fug if she was a white nationalist
>>28510068
No, because she'd probably want kids/a relationship.
Fuck that noise.
>she likes superhero shit
yikes
>>28510068
>oi cunts we gotta p'tect the white race
>>28509848
>should we see Captain America: Civil War
no
how about i lick your feet/armpits/ass/pussy and drink your piss instead?
>>28509848
sorry, but hanging with tumblrinas arent my thing
>>28509869
I'd like to lay her out like a blanket if you know what I mean
>>28509848
Get out you dumb Alice. Poster
>>28509862
No, see, that was OP's attention whore stupidity leaking into the picture.
>>28509884
Thanks for the headsup anon, I didn't see the tattoo.
Now into the trash she goes.
>>28509848
actually, i'd rather go see "Captain America: You're Physically Repulsive." alone.
>>28509862
Speech impediments are unrelated to personality traits
>>28509848
"Captain America is fucking shit. We can go to my place and watch some Bertolucci instead."
>>28509848
>who are you again
>how'd we meet
>where am i
>man my feet hurt
>>28509848
h-hi! I think y-you look cute!
>pale skin, dark red lipstick, hipster glasses, short hair, tattoo
Nice try
>>28510142
what a qt, she could curbstomp me anyday
>>28509848
>dyed hair
>probably sucks dick while messaging you
>goes a lot to her "friends" during the weekend
WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE SUCKING CHADS DICK WHORE!
>>28509848
>50s "pin-up" style with red hair
>white privilege goggles
>dark red lipstick
>again a retro style dress
>tattoo of a butterfly or something
>extremely pale complexion
this bitch is 100% tumblr, i would steer well clear of her
>>28511259
who cares? she's a qtp2t
10/10 would abuse
>>28511486
ever hear of the old saying "dont stick your dick in crazy"
>capeshit
>tattoo
>problem glasses
I t-think I'd better get g-going, I have s-stuff to do, yeah.
>>28511519
yup. and i ignored it and got cucked. the trick is to make sure you don't fall in love
>>28509848
wow, you will be dissapointed when you realize even the shyest girls had minimum 9999999999009999999999999999 cocks in pussy, ass, mouth and hands.
>>28511486
>qtp2t
disqualified with autism
>>28511588
>cocks in pussy, ass, mouth and hands
>"it didn't count because he didn't fuck me, anon!"
>>28511600
hasn't stopped me in the past. and yes i do have autism. honestly, it makes for interesting relationships because my inability to empathize with women just makes me make them cry constantly. i kinda turned my literal autism into "le mysterious lone wolf asshole" and some stupid chicks go for it
doesnt that wasp tattoo mean something like the 8 tattoo for cuck women?
>>28511607
there are really girls that think if she got fucked anywhere outside of her pussy its not cheating.
fucking horrible.
>>28511621
>ships
disqualified because of sailor
>>28511641
yup. that's actually how i got together with my ex, by telling her "hey as long as we don't have sex it's fine" so she gave me a handjob. then the cognitive dissonance led her to break up with her bf and just stay with me. the problem??
i was young and stupid and didn't realize this absolutely essential rule that should be etched in stone on the /r9k/ wiki:
if she cheats with you, she will cheat on you
>>28511519
have you ever heard of the old saying "fuck off back to zeddit"? you should do that instead of posting here
Is it bad that I love tumblr aesthetics? Most tumblr girls aren't obsessed with social justice and tbqh they look cute as hell. Plus, they're the few girls you can talk about memes with.
Pfft, fuck off with your capeshit, pleb.
>>28512097
this T B H F A M
mygirlfriendhas a tumblr, but she mostly uses it to talk about how much she likes me, and she's definitely not a SJW.
>>28512194
>she mostly uses it to talk about how much she likes me
kawaiii!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~
>>28512194
mine runs a hentai blog that has over 28k followers.
>>28512194
wow, i bet she likes you even more than the guy who fucks her daily.
>>28512254
how do you know its not a guy?
>>28512254
Your girlfriend is such a little slut.
>>28510142
>ywn spout non ironic racism to win the love of a qt chav
why live
>>28512254
That's... Odd.
Mine does, too. What website is it?
>>28510139
Most girls like superhero shit because it's easy to understand and let's them see men do masculine things
>>28509848
>Have you missed your daily dose ofTumblr?
>>28509848
Why would did ya get s tattoo?
>>28509848
>I-It's
>f-first
People only stutter like that when they have a condition, not when they're nervous ya dip.
