>>28509805
I shit on it when you sleep.

>>28509833
Seriously though, no guys want to fuck a dirty BP.

What do I do?

>>28509805
I wash my anus twice with soap and my hand still comes back smelling like shit.

Bad diet = stinky ugly anus.

>>28509840
Spit shine it.

>>28509805
That's normal. Most porn stars bleach their assholes. You can buy anal bleach for like 20 bucks on amazon.

>>28509840
>Seriously though, no guys want to fuck a dirty BP.

kill yourself

>>28509891
Can hydrogen peroxide work too?

If you were anal retentive when you were a kid, aka you held you shit in, you probably permanently damaged your asshole and leak a little bit of shit out all the time.
Not like, fully developed turds or anything. But just enough. Just enough goo to smell and make your ass an unpleasant place.
It's probably why you're a robot too.
You're that kid who smells like shit.

>>28509891
>anal bleach for like 20 bucks
Screw that. You can get a big jug of bleach for like $5 at Wal-Mart.

>>28509919
>anally poisoning yourself with bleach.

>>28509916
What? I thought you guys were into that after seeing all the boipucci threads.

assholes are shit dimension portals connected to each other, seems like someone with similar ass-level temporarily tapped your shitting powers
there's not really much you can do about it - besides wearing an obsidian buttplug engraved with a poop-disruptor rune maybe, but acquiring one is barely worth the effort.

>>28510013
>but acquiring one is barely worth the effort
I have one on my main I could trade to OP. But my main isn't even close to Earth right now. Meet me halfway to trade, OP?

How do you know what your asshole looks like? Are you taking pictures of it?

>>28510280
Mirrors senpai.

>>28509805
Bleach it.

I mostly have a decent diet, but every once in a while I'll go on a junk food splurge for 1 - 3 days. It seems like after those days you have to shower to remove everything. It's really gross.