>call in sick
>turn up anyway
Who /absolute maverick/ here?
>>28508187
>Tell girl I'm at the club
>Turn up at the girls house
I'm pretty maverick as fuck
>>28508187
>jerk off on keyboard
>Eat the cum
/absolute/ /maverick/
>mommy buys her and I pizza for tonight
>she has went to work
>heated that baby up and ate it
>>28508187
One time my car engine belt snapped in the middle of the road and I called in but got a ride anyway
>Turn off lamp
>Turn it back on again
/absolutemaverick/, lads
>>28508187
>join twitch streams with 0 viewers and send messages in chat
>streamer perks up since someone's watching
>their faces when they read the mean comments and spam I made making fun of them
#Devilish
>go through neighbor's garbage
>find some envelopes with their address on it
>now I know where they live
>greet someone on the street
>they greet me back
>ignore them
>"anon take out the chicken to thaw for dinner"
>takes out yummy ham steaks
>press crossing button at traffic lights
>lights turn red
>keep on walking down my side of road
problem?
>put hands in my greasy pubic area
>open lid of water dispenser and put hands in it
one time someone walked in with my hands and i said i was fixing it
>>28508187
>cum on my hands
>shake flatmates friend's hand
>wipe my hand after
She was black too so she thought I was racist or something, jokes on her though she has my superior European seed on her chocolate fingers
>somebody posts their dick on this board and says not to save it
>save it anyway
